Git is going to let bill Cosby out of jail o wait he watched little bill
My teacher made us watch a movie about the struggles of being an overweight person in this day and age. It was really heavy on me.
Last week I went on a whale watch.
After everyone had piled onto a boat, they loaded the boat onto a trailer and drove to your house
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JQ1txLdu6qg
damn that beat droped harder than my gramma falling down the stairs
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class. I started playing the angry birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like an bomb, and I landed on the ground
What were the balloon's last words to his Father? Watch me, Pop!
yo mom so fat i went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch tv
so i asked for the tv remote and shes still trying to get it
Ive been sad recently the twin towers arnt round so i made the conclusion of a time machine to watch it again
A kid decided to burn his house down. His dad watched, tears in his eyes. He put his arm around the mom and said, "That's arson."
How come Mr Squirrel watches porn sometimes? Sometimes he feels like a nut, sometimes he don't
When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...
But they know your blind.
Why cant orphans go outside? Because they have no parent to watch them!
Why can’t orphans watch clean nice content because they are family friendly
Me: MRS. Can I read my book? Teacher: Sure. Me: *watching my Chromebook*
I was watching the London Marathon one year, and I saw two runners in costumes. One of them was dressed a chicken and the other dressed as an egg. I thought: 'This'll be interesting.'.
What do u get if u cross Damian Lillard and a watch
Just watched an upsetting video. Please retweet. #Stop The Make A Wish Foundation.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to start to build the still for Jill, Jack stopped and said to drunkin' Jill to build this still will take so long, Jill said to Jack well F---k the still and kiss my ass, and watch me take another pill.
It was September 10, 2001 when I stayed up watching TV shows. I woke up late to work at The World Trade Center. But it was burning. I said out loud, " I was late! I'm happy I was late to work! I mean.. I could've di-" I was then beaten and bruised by the emergency services.
