War jokes
Why are Nazis so good at soccer?
Because they're so good at shooting.
The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.
Why was the soldier reading the Geneva convention?
To-do list.
What do you call a terrorist in a bathtub?
Bathbomb.
What do you call six gay people in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
Bin Laden was the hide and seek champion for 10 years, 2001-2011.
Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.
Hitler says, “Yes.”
Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?”
Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”
Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl?
Because it was a Rogue One!
What do you call a war dodo named Bob in WW2 and he came from Mars?
Bruno Mars.
What was Hitler's favorite thing to do to pass the time?
Smoking.
What sounds did the Ukraine people make in basketball? Ka-boom!
The Schönes restaurant has a great atmosphere. Order a counter and pay Tari, or Eich super made sure food and drinks stayed upright.
The historic gastronomy of the Hochspreizener, however, is even better. The lasagna is delicious and the rest will be waiting for you for days. Microwave effect. War is great.
This company is not cheap and the methods are excellent.
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
Why will America always lose in chess?
It lost its two towers!
Nah, I'm Hawaiian but I'm also Japanese. So does that mean I bombed my own harbor?
Hope the towers are doing well this morning, and I'll get back to you!
"Pootin is a pussy won't even fight in the war that he started!"
"Pootin is a pussy and Ukraine is beating Russia's ass!"
I declare war on Gwen!
If reincarnation is correct, if you die now, you can be reborn and live a second life. If you were born in Ukraine, you can immediately live a third life.
When and where was the biggest BBQ ever?
Hiroshima, Japan 1946.