War jokes
Why did Hitler stop playing Golf?
He kept getting stuck in the Bunker.
What did the fat man say as he entered Nagasaki?
Nothing, he just exploded.
Q: When and where was the biggest BBQ ever?
A: Hiroshima, Japan 1946.
What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common?
They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls.
Why are there so many scars and cuts on your arm?
Because it's a battlefield.
What are the two hottest cities in the world? Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Why does the military recruit orphans?
Because homing missiles don’t target them.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could fly a plane.
What do you call a paralyzed turtle?
Shell shocked.
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.
I called a suicide hotline in Iraq. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
When you're a terrorist and you have a stutter.
A a a a a a a a ala ala ala ala ala alaog alaogbar.
What does an orphan and a military man not have in common? Neither gets to go back home.
Hey, my grandfather was part of WWII. Yeah. He killed Hitler!
The average French car has 7 gears, 6 of which are in reverse mode just in case the Germans come back.
What did the kamikaze instructor say to the students?
"Okay guys, watch very carefully because I can only show you this demonstration once."
When a clock goes forward, it's tic-tac, but when Rommel goes backwards, it's tactic!
People: Stop invading Ukraine!
Putin: Ukraine? you mean Mykraine.