War

War Jokes

When a women removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye. But when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, everyone loses it...

if Germany is the father land and Russia is the mother land would WII just be domestic violence

So if Russia was the motherland in Germany was the fatherland what that mean? The western front is domestic violence

“If we don’t have a strategy, then the enemy will never know our strategy.”

-Sun Tzu, Art of War.

"Jesus can turn water into wine,but I can turn your mother into mine " -Sun Tzu the art of creating war

Why is Afghanistan good at chess? They take the rooks out fast.

What is the biggest fear of an American soldier taking a piss in a bush during the Vietnam war? His manhood will be chopped off.

if anyone ever makes a time machine, please make a bunker for Hitler/the Nazis and send them to 2050. I want to see who would die first, future us or them.