War jokes
Why did Hitler stop playing Golf?
He kept getting stuck in the Bunker.
What did the fat man say as he entered Nagasaki?
Nothing, he just exploded.
Q: When and where was the biggest BBQ ever?
A: Hiroshima, Japan 1946.
What are the two hottest cities in the world? Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
Why are there so many scars and cuts on your arm?
Because it's a battlefield.
Memes
Why does the military recruit orphans?
Because homing missiles don’t target them.
What do Civil War veterans and pedophiles have in common?
They both prefer Minnie (mini) balls.
When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could fly a plane.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
What do you call a paralyzed turtle?
Shell shocked.
I called a suicide hotline in Iraq. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
When you're a terrorist and you have a stutter.
A a a a a a a a ala ala ala ala ala alaog alaogbar.
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.
What did the kamikaze instructor say to the students?
"Okay guys, watch very carefully because I can only show you this demonstration once."
Hey, my grandfather was part of WWII. Yeah. He killed Hitler!
The average French car has 7 gears, 6 of which are in reverse mode just in case the Germans come back.
What does an orphan and a military man not have in common? Neither gets to go back home.
When a clock goes forward, it's tic-tac, but when Rommel goes backwards, it's tactic!
People: Stop invading Ukraine!
Putin: Ukraine? you mean Mykraine.