Me: I bombed the 2 tests yesterday.
Friend: What were the tests about?
Me: Japan.
War Jokes
Where did Lucy go after the bombing?
Everywhere.
Why’s it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? You gotta drop the bomb twice.
When you're a terrorist and you have a stutter.
A a a a a a a a ala ala ala ala ala alaog alaogbar.
John and Chloe are in school arguing about who has the more heroic grandfather.
Chloe says, "My grandfather killed 50 Nazis, he's so heroic!"
John says, "So what? My grandfather KILLED Hitler!"
Hey, my grandfather was part of WWII. Yeah. He killed Hitler!
When and where was the biggest BBQ ever?
Hiroshima, Japan 1946.
My grandpa is a great hero. He's the one who shot Hitler.
Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.
What should you never say to a Japanese person? "You're da bomb!"
Where did little Lucy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?
One of the missions succeeded.
My cousin asked me, "What do you think was going through Hitler's mind right before he died?"
I told him, "Probably a bullet."
My granddad killed Hitler.
There is a feminist group in my town.
It is called Gal-Qaeda.
(I actually got this from The Simpsons, so credit to the show.)
Why were glow-in-the-dark condoms made?
To play Star Wars.
what song did people in Hiroshima listen to?
"Here Comes the Sun."
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris.
What's the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?
One actually finished a race.
I wasn't close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
