Me: I bombed the 2 tests yesterday.
Friend: What were the tests about?
Me: Japan.
Why’s it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? You gotta drop the bomb twice.
Where did Lucy go after the bombing?
Everywhere.
Why are all Asians so skinny?
Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.
John and Chloe are in school arguing about who has the more heroic grandfather.
Chloe says, "My grandfather killed 50 Nazis, he's so heroic!"
John says, "So what? My grandfather KILLED Hitler!"
Hey, my grandfather was part of WWII. Yeah. He killed Hitler!
When and where was the biggest BBQ ever?
Hiroshima, Japan 1946.
There is a feminist group in my town.
It is called Gal-Qaeda.
(I actually got this from The Simpsons, so credit to the show.)
My granddad killed Hitler.
What should you never say to a Japanese person? "You're da bomb!"
Where did little Lucy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?
One of the missions succeeded.
Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.
My grandpa is a great hero. He's the one who shot Hitler.
My cousin asked me, "What do you think was going through Hitler's mind right before he died?"
I told him, "Probably a bullet."
When you're a terrorist and you have a stutter.
A a a a a a a a ala ala ala ala ala alaog alaogbar.
what song did people in Hiroshima listen to?
"Here Comes the Sun."
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris.
What's the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?
One actually finished a race.
I wasn't close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
