War

War Jokes

Iran: we can beat the USA

Japan: YOU DO REALIZE WE BEAT HIM IN BATTLE SHIP AND HE DROPPED THE SUN ON US

Iran: So?

Japan: TWICE

you will never see a redneck opposing a war. he will instead say, "wait, i get to kill people and it's not illegal? and their foreigners?"

Anyone else know that Hitler had only one testicle. Maybe thats why he killed himself. Bro could never get any bitches

“Remember switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading.” - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

so this gu named andrew furda was my boy friend for like a half a week so five days then bam i cut my hair he only liked me for my looks and i hoped he regrets it because it is WAR so if u see dis u going down andrew!