War jokes
Where did Janet go during the bombing? Everywhere.
What do you call a retreat in war?
A backup plan.
Me: I bombed the 2 tests yesterday.
Friend: What were the tests about?
Me: Japan.
Where did Lucy go after the bombing?
Everywhere.
Why’s it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? You gotta drop the bomb twice.
Memes
John and Chloe are in school arguing about who has the more heroic grandfather.
Chloe says, "My grandfather killed 50 Nazis, he's so heroic!"
John says, "So what? My grandfather KILLED Hitler!"
Hey, my grandfather was part of WWII. Yeah. He killed Hitler!
When and where was the biggest BBQ ever?
Hiroshima, Japan 1946.
What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
What did the kamikaze instructor say to the students?
"Okay guys, watch very carefully because I can only show you this demonstration once."
My grandpa is a great hero. He's the one who shot Hitler.
Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.
What should you never say to a Japanese person? "You're da bomb!"
Where did little Lucy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?
One of the missions succeeded.
My cousin asked me, "What do you think was going through Hitler's mind right before he died?"
I told him, "Probably a bullet."
My granddad killed Hitler.
Why were glow-in-the-dark condoms made?
To play Star Wars.
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris.
what song did people in Hiroshima listen to?
"Here Comes the Sun."