War jokes
DEPRESSION SPEEDRUN starter-kit:
* Parental issues * Money problems * Genetic likeliness * Horrible friends * Annoying neighbors/classmates * School * Being alive * Actually being a good person for once * Giving a f#ck * War-ridden area * All future options kinda suck
Steel led to World War 2.
What do you call a baby on the battlefield?
Free shield!
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
Why does Adolf hate golf?
He ended up in the bunker.
Where did little billy go when he was stuck in a minefield... everywhere.
That joke was pretty dark, but it got pretty light for a second.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they lost two towers.
What did the south tower say to the baby north tower?
"Here comes the airplane!"
Husband: Dammit, Alice! I'm your husband, and I'm telling you that you better stay in this kitchen if you know what's good for you!
Wife: Go to hell, Bob! I'm leaving!
Ignoring my protective advice, Alice stormed out of our underground kitchen, even though it was the safest place to be while the nuclear war still raged outside.
How many times was Bin Laden shot?
911 times.
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 on a bet?
They bet $100 that they wouldn't crash when they went through the Twin Towers.
"You may not rest, there are monsters nearby."
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
When I called the suicidal hotline in Iraq, they asked if I could drive the car.
If reincarnation is correct, if you die now, you can be reborn and live a second life. If you were born in Ukraine, you can immediately live a third life.
I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
"Hitler wasn't such a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler."
Osama bin Laden
Got like 2,997 kills, damn, that's a new record!
Are you Hiroshima? Because I want to drop my bomb inside you.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Gun. Gun who?
Hope the towers are doing well this morning, and I'll get back to you!