War jokes
Where did Lucy go after the bombing?
Everywhere.
What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?
One of the missions succeeded.
My granddad killed Hitler.
There is a feminist group in my town.
It is called Gal-Qaeda.
(I actually got this from The Simpsons, so credit to the show.)
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Where did Janet go during the bombing? Everywhere.
1 like = 1 more missile aimed at a hospital.
What do you call a retreat in war?
A backup plan.
Me: I bombed the 2 tests yesterday.
Friend: What were the tests about?
Me: Japan.
Why’s it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? You gotta drop the bomb twice.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.
Why does Hitler hate golf?
He would end up in a bunker!
If Germany is the father land, and Russia is the mother land, would WWII just be domestic violence?
Why were glow-in-the-dark condoms made?
To play Star Wars.
My grandpa is a great hero. He's the one who shot Hitler.
Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.
What should you never say to a Japanese person? "You're da bomb!"
My cousin asked me, "What do you think was going through Hitler's mind right before he died?"
I told him, "Probably a bullet."
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris.
New civil war themed porn title: “Harriet Tubman gets hit with something other than an iron ingot.”