War jokes
Where did Lucy go after the bombing?
Everywhere.
My granddad killed Hitler.
What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?
One of the missions succeeded.
There is a feminist group in my town.
It is called Gal-Qaeda.
(I actually got this from The Simpsons, so credit to the show.)
Where did Janet go during the bombing? Everywhere.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
What do you call a retreat in war?
A backup plan.
Me: I bombed the 2 tests yesterday.
Friend: What were the tests about?
Me: Japan.
Why’s it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? You gotta drop the bomb twice.
1 like = 1 more missile aimed at a hospital.
Why does Hitler hate golf?
He would end up in a bunker!
If Germany is the father land, and Russia is the mother land, would WWII just be domestic violence?
Why were glow-in-the-dark condoms made?
To play Star Wars.
Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.
My grandpa is a great hero. He's the one who shot Hitler.
My cousin asked me, "What do you think was going through Hitler's mind right before he died?"
I told him, "Probably a bullet."
What should you never say to a Japanese person? "You're da bomb!"
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris.
New civil war themed porn title: “Harriet Tubman gets hit with something other than an iron ingot.”
What's the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?
One actually finished a race.