Husband: Dammit alice! I'm your husband and I'm telling you that you better stay in this kitchen if you know what's good for you! Wife: Go to hell Bob! I'm Leaving! Ignoring my protective advice, Alice stormed out of our underground kitchen, even though it was the safest place to be while the nuclear war still raged outside.
My dad killed hitler
A Chinese boy never met his parents after they were killed in WW2, so when he learned where they were buried he quickly rushed there.
He sat down in front of their graves and prayed "I want to see your face again mommy...". A miracle happened, his mother rose up from the graves and hugged him.
The boy cried then said "I want to see you too dad". He looked at his father's grave but nothing happened
Suddenly a Japanese soldier came up behind him and asked "were you looking for me?"
What was Morgan Freeman called before the civil war? Morgan.
POKEMON THEME SONG JOKE:I wanna be the berry best, like no won ever was. To bitch them is my real pest, to brain them in my toss. I will gravel a cross the land, perching war and wide. Fuse Pokemon to Under-strand, the lower that's in Sike. Poke him on! Gotta joke them all it's Fru and me, All I know is my dress tiny, Poke him on! Yeah, you're my pest friend, In a whirl'd you must de-blend, Poke him on! Gotta joke them all my shirts so true, My outrage will flush us through. You bitch me and I ditch you, P-O-K-E-M-O-N!!! Gotta joke them all, Gotta joke them all! Poke him on!
You know when women clean their nails with chemicals no one cares but when hitler tries to clean poland with chemicals everyone goes crazy
Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl? Because it was a Rogue One!
Me: My grandpa killed 100 nazis in WWII. My Friend: Well my grandpa killed Hitler. Me: *Relizes*
Why did Joe Biden pull out of the Afghanistan war?
Because it was over 18 years old
Why did Hitler commit suicide? He got the gas bill.
What was one cool thing about hitler
he used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun
What do you call a country with nukes? Abomination.
Let me tell you how I escaped Iraq. Iran! (;
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Two of my grandpa's died in ww2 Their tower fell over
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Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the battle of the Alamo? Cause they only had 4 trucks.
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“If two sides in a battlefield read my book, there will be no winner” Sun Tzu, The Art of War
What do you call hitler when he gets thrown? A gas grenade
Your hairline is so bad that they used it as trenches at the World War.
