War jokes
In America, you fight Ukraine.
In Soviet Russia, you fight Mykraine.
Whoever killed Adolf Hitler is MY hero!
I wasn't close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
what song did people in Hiroshima listen to?
"Here Comes the Sun."
God: Who ever kills Hitler will go to heaven.
Hitler: 👌👌👌👌
God: 😩😩😩😩
Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Yoda was in charge of scheduling.
Ukrainians leave without saying goodbye.
Russians say goodbye without leaving.
I actually want peace, not war.
That's what I always try reminding my girlfriend before beating her up.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.
When you have a hand clock it goes tic-tac.
When an American has it go backwards, it's tactic.
Q: How tall was Hitler's grass? A: *Hitler salute* about this high!
A guy tried to suffocate himself with his BMW exhaust, but his engine failed.
This is the first time German engineering fails to gas someone.
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
"It's not a war crime if you win the war."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.
We should give whoever killed Hitler a statue. Oh wait, never mind.
America: "WE NEED MORE AMMO!"
Japan: "We are the ammo."
Why was Hitler broke?
The gas prices are outrageous.
Two guys watching a war movie at a bar are talking. One says to the other, "The Nazis starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war."
The other says, "My dad died in a camp as well... he broke his neck."
First guy says, "How did he break his neck?"
Second guy says, "He fell out of the guard tower."
My Japanese friend told me a Pearl Harbor joke. I told him he bombed it.