War

War jokes

Landmine

I wasn't close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.

Hitler

God: Who ever kills Hitler will go to heaven.

Hitler: 👌👌👌👌

God: 😩😩😩😩

Civil War

New civil war themed porn title: “Harriet Tubman gets hit with something other than an iron ingot.”

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  • Star Wars

    Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?

    Yoda was in charge of scheduling.

    Memes

    Bomb

    Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?

    Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.

    Engineering

    A guy tried to suffocate himself with his BMW exhaust, but his engine failed.

    This is the first time German engineering fails to gas someone.

    Tic Tac

    When you have a hand clock it goes tic-tac.

    When an American has it go backwards, it's tactic.

    Girlfriend

    I actually want peace, not war.

    That's what I always try reminding my girlfriend before beating her up.

    Kamikaze

    What did the kamikaze instructor say to the students?

    "Okay guys, watch very carefully because I can only show you this demonstration once."

    Dad

    Two guys watching a war movie at a bar are talking. One says to the other, "The Nazis starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war."

    The other says, "My dad died in a camp as well... he broke his neck."

    First guy says, "How did he break his neck?"

    Second guy says, "He fell out of the guard tower."

    Ant

    So, some ants in a colony go to war. They want some more troops and know that there are ants that went to wars as well. They call them war-ants.

    They start barging into homes to search for more war-ants. They barge into a home, and the lady-ant goes, "Hey, why are you here? Can you please leave?" One of the ants replies with, "I'm sorry, but unless you have a war-ant, we have to keep searching your house."