My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot and then they bumbed him know he called them the talkwakers
Warning, All unsaved progress will be lost." - Sun Tzu, The Art of war
“If your enemy is kicking your ass, blame it on the lag.”
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Q. Why did Hitler shoot himself? A. Because his mother taught him to take out the trash.
Why did hitler die? he got hit by ler
A family of 3, a dad, a mom, and a 12 year old son are driving in the car when the dad says, “How about we play a little game of two truths and a lie. It’ll be fun.” “Ok,” the mom and son reply happily. “Let me start,” says the son. “Ok, go ahead,” replies the mom. “I hate video games, I hate school, and I love junk food,” says the son. “Ooh ooh! You do love junk food, you do hate school, and you don’t hate video games.” Says the mom. “Your right!” He replies. “I’ll go next,” says the dad. I love your mom, you’re adopted, and my dad almost died in WWII.” “Hmm... Your dad did not almost die in WWII, obviously I’m not adopted, and you do love my mom.” Says the son. “The lie is the second on.” Says the sad.
if WW3 starts i do infact belong in the kitchen
my grandpa's last words were before died in vietnam was what fuck did i step on..........
Guy your hairline was the reason adolf hitler said let there be war
why can't America play clash of clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
What did the Americans call the battle of Midway after pearl harbour?
The jap trap
bro ww2 was jus a joke
what was my great grandpas last words
SHIT MG42!!!
Orphan
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfather's? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
My grandfather has been through a lot in his time. When he was in the war, he survived a mustard gas attack. And later down the line, he survived being pepper sprayed by the police. He was certainly a real seasoned veteran.
Iran: we can beat the USA
Japan: YOU DO REALIZE WE BEAT HIM IN BATTLE SHIP AND HE DROPPED THE SUN ON US
Iran: So?
Japan: TWICE
What's suicide bombers' biggest fear? Dying alone
Nobody:
The Vietcong when America lands on their beeches:
tReE pOwErS aCtIvAtE
A Japanese, Hispanic, and Iraqi man are in a plane. The Japanese man drops a bowl off of it, and shouts "I love my country!", Then the Hispanic man drops a burrito off the side and shouts, "I love my country", finally the Iraqi man drops a bomb, and shouts, "I love my country!"
Not much longer on, a man walks by a boy who is sitting by a crater laughing non-stop. And the man asks, "What's so funny?" And the boy says "When I farted my house blew up!"