What did a gay Indian use as a weapons of war? A rain-bow
Why did hitler lose the war ?
Because göring ate every last airplanes , tanks , artilleries , ships and ammunitions
My grandpa died during world war II. He was the best concentration camp guard they have every seen. RIP.
A Chinese boy never met his parents after they were killed in WW2, so when he learned where they were buried he quickly rushed there.
He sat down in front of their graves and prayed "I want to see your face again mommy...". A miracle happened, his mother rose up from the graves and hugged him.
The boy cried then said "I want to see you too dad". He looked at his father's grave but nothing happened
Suddenly a Japanese soldier came up behind him and asked "were you looking for me?"
knock knock who's there fourth of april fourth of april who may the fourth be with you
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Seven’s been worried about six even since he left Afghanistan. Every time 6 closes his eyes, he sees the war and hears the gunshots. He sees the blood, the killing, the death, and soldiers falling. When he looks at seven, he remembers when they were forced to eat their own flesh to not starve in those caves. He sees the war and the flashbacks will come back forever, burned into his soul and mind.
The Nazis.
what do you call a person who died in war? Little Johnny.
Anyone else know that Hitler had only one testicle. Maybe thats why he killed himself. Bro could never get any bitches
Two guys watching a war movie at a Bar are talking , one says to the other. " The Nazi's starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war". The other says " my Dad died in a camp as well...he broke his neck" First guy says " how did he break his neck?" Second guy says " He fell out of the Guard Tower".
So some ants in a colony go to war. they want some more troops and know that there are ants that went to wars as well. They call them war-ants. they start barging into home's to search for more war-ants. They barge into a home and the lady-ant goes "Hey. why are you here? Can you please leave?" One of the ants reply with "I'm sorry, but unless you have a war-ant, we have to keep searching your house"
gay people would suck at war
Why do they do glow in the dark comdoms?
So gay people can play Star Wars.
knock knock whos there gun gun who
when you kill people in a war its perfectly fine but when its a school everyone has a problem with it wth.
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok i e got this just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan”
WHy did i kill bc im dumb
Who will win the war like for Russia dislike for Ukraine
Women be like if men are gone earth would be a better place, forgets women help to create war,weapons,animal and human cruelty and have helped to enforce laws that oppress them.
A Japanese, Hispanic, and Iraqi man are in a plane. The Japanese man drops a bowl off of it, and shouts "I love my country!", Then the Hispanic man drops a burrito off the side and shouts, "I love my country", finally the Iraqi man drops a bomb, and shouts, "I love my country!"
Not much longer on, a man walks by a boy who is sitting by a crater laughing non-stop. And the man asks, "What's so funny?" And the boy says "When I farted my house blew up!"
