War jokes
What is the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
What’s Hitler’s favorite letter?
Not Z.
What do you call it when Panera Bread commits genocide?
Panera bloodshed.
"If two sides in a battlefield read my book, there will be no winner."
Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
"If your enemy is kicking your ass, blame it on the lag."
-- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Memes
"A foolish man is lactose intolerant. A wise man simply tolerates it."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair? (RC-XD)
Where did Sora go during Nagasaki?
Everywhere.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RCXD.
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
Because he hated the Poles!
Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.
Your hairline go so far back it remember the Civil War, ugly ahh.
Q. How does an ISIS terrorist practice safe sex?
A. He marks the camels that kick.
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden Dropping beats like the Twin Towers!
What did Jessiey do?
Jump and make a explosionnnnnnnn, heyyyy gas!
The north and south towers got into an argument.
The south tower said, "We will talk about this when we are on the ground."
Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?
'Cause they only had 4 trucks.
What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain finished the races.
What's the difference between you and Hitler? At least he knows how to use an oven.
So, apparently, Hitler's dad was quite the abusive fellow, always beating his son.
Guess that's why he's called (Hit)ler.