War jokes
What is the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt can finish a race.
Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at the Battle of the Alamo?
'Cause they only had 4 trucks.
What war did the black community win?
The Obama era. Only to lose to a smarter white person.
Where did Sora go during Nagasaki?
Everywhere.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair? (RC-XD)
"If two sides in a battlefield read my book, there will be no winner."
Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
"A foolish man is lactose intolerant. A wise man simply tolerates it."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
What's Hitler's favorite letter? Not Z.
Why does Adolf hate golf?
He ended up in the bunker.
What’s Hitler’s favorite letter?
Not Z.
What is a terrorist's DJ name?
Osama Spin Laden Dropping beats like the Twin Towers!
What did Jessiey do?
Jump and make a explosionnnnnnnn, heyyyy gas!
What do you call it when Panera Bread commits genocide?
Panera bloodshed.
What’s the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?
Usain finished the races.
Nah, I'm Hawaiian but I'm also Japanese. So does that mean I bombed my own harbor?
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RCXD.
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
Because he hated the Poles!
"If your enemy is kicking your ass, blame it on the lag."
-- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
What's the difference between you and Hitler? At least he knows how to use an oven.
So, apparently, Hitler's dad was quite the abusive fellow, always beating his son.
Guess that's why he's called (Hit)ler.