War jokes
WORLDWIDE RAP: Takin’ a Battery Park tour in Calgary, a Mali rapport and a factory in Lahore in an Annapolis store, Calgary's core, went to Nairobi’s floor and visited Valerie Moore, then bought some Shanghai decor and got salaries in Seoul’s war, studied the Vatican’s lore, wanted to see Manhattan’s allure and visit the Galilee shore to check Napoli’s score, a tragedy in Warsaw, Palmyra before, check out the cavalry corps, went to a Bali resort, a Madrid encore but had to take a Hackney detour.
Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn't all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
Alvin and the Chipmunks commit war crimes.
Hitler is amazing; he's dead but still alive because he did Nazi death coming. It never happened.
What is an Iraqi kid's favorite game?
Minesweeper.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Fourth of April.
Fourth of April who?
May the fourth be with you!
I heard World War 500000 in my parents'.
So this one time I saw Sally trying to get up after she fell off the swing, and I helped her up and she said "Thank you," and I said, "You're welcome." The next day I saw her legs and someone said, "I would not do that," and I said, "Whatever." I tapped Sally, and the top halve fell. I said, "WHAT HAPPENED TO SALLY?" And someone said she went in a minefield.
Why did Hitler get hit by a baseball? Because he did nazi it coming!
I just found out that there is a racist stereotype about Asians being bad drivers, which isn't true... but if it is, then maybe Pearl Harbor was just an accident.
I wasn't close to my father when he died. Which is lucky because he stepped on a landmine.
You're so ugly that you and Adolfo Hitler are like twins.
My friend group is pretty diverse. I'm Japanese, one friend is Filipino, one is American, one is Italian, and the last one is German.
Out of everyone in the friend group, the Filipino and the American were the quickest to feel uncomfortable when I asked, "Who wants to go on a march with me?"
What does an Al Qaeda terrorist and a flexible man have in common?
They can blow themselves up.
I actually want peace, not war.
That's what I always try reminding my girlfriend before beating her up.
What do Hiroshima and Nagasaki share in common with balls?
They both drop.
Hello Honey Bunches, it's me, Your Narrator. I was told by my buddy youthpartorryan he's in the middle of a war... I may be super wholesome but war against my buddy? Ho ho ho, no! A STORM IS COMING. #BestFriends
When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could fly a plane.
How do you know that the U.S. sucks at chess?
They lost two towers.