War jokes
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, and they got excited and asked if I could drive a B-52.
"If your enemy is kicking your ass, blame it on the lag."
-- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
"If two sides in a battlefield read my book, there will be no winner."
Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
"A foolish man is lactose intolerant. A wise man simply tolerates it."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair? (RC-XD)
What's Hitler's favorite letter? Not Z.
What's a similarity between Harvey Weinstein's pants and American bombs?
They both drop unannounced and leave mass casualties.
Where did little billy go when he was stuck in a minefield... everywhere.
That joke was pretty dark, but it got pretty light for a second.
What do you say to the USA after 9/11? Checkmate.
What are three things the Twin Towers have in common with my dad? They are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
At least he got D.L.A. (Disability Living Allowance), so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.
If reincarnation is correct, if you die now, you can be reborn and live a second life. If you were born in Ukraine, you can immediately live a third life.
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot, and then they bombed him. Now he called them the "Talkwakers."
Where did Holly go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
This car in RC-XD.
What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
— Don't ask me. How should I know? I'm just the drone pilot.
What's the difference between you and Hitler? At least he knows how to use an oven.
So, apparently, Hitler's dad was quite the abusive fellow, always beating his son.
Guess that's why he's called (Hit)ler.