War jokes
What did the little boy say to the fat man?
How many Japs did you get?
Two of my grandpas died in WW2.
Their tower fell over.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a Muslim pilot.
Officer: "Stay back soldiers, minefield!"
Soldier: "Let's clear the field!"
Officer: "Ok!"
*silence*
*explosion*
Me: My grandpa killed 100 nazis in WWII.
My Friend: Well my grandpa killed Hitler.
Me: *Realizes*
Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.
What do you call a food fight that's been going on for years?
A war of nutrition.
What do Israel and Epstein have in common?
"Look at that, time to blow up some kids."
Why do they make glow-in-the-dark condoms?
So gay people can play Star Wars.
How does Hitler tie his shoes?
Into little Nazis.
What was Hitler's favorite thing to do to pass the time?
Smoking.
Women: “Men used to go to war, now they go to clubs.”
Men: “Women used to fear their nudes getting leaked, now it’s $3.99.”
Why are there so many scars and cuts on your arm?
Because it's a battlefield.
God: Who ever kills Hitler will go to heaven.
Hitler: 👌👌👌👌
God: 😩😩😩😩
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
What was the last thing that went through PH's head?
Water and smoke.
Where did Lucy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...
Then we took an Arab to the knee.
Why are all Asians so skinny?
Because last time there was a fat man a whole population disappeared.