Great news for all Star Wars fans who can't wait until the next movie!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoMlJbLJHcg
A missile hit a hospital earlier this morning. Fortunately, no one was injured - but 100 were killed.
What is the worst thing that Nazis have done?
Adolf Hit-her.
What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?
Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.
Meaning behind the German flag: 🇩🇪 Black: culture Red: Beer Yellow: Sausage Blue: Winning world wars.
My great uncle died in a concentration camp.
He fell off one of the guard towers.
Yo momma so fat that she was used as a tank in Putin's war.
Hitler killed 18 million and only died once.
Fucking camper!
Adolf Hitler + Vladimir Putin = Vladolf Putler.
Why does Hitler hate golf?
He would end up in a bunker!
Q: How tall was Hitlers grass A: *Hitler salute* about this high
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
I called a suicidal hotline in Iraq and they asked me if I could drive a truck.
A guy tried to suffocate himself with his BMW exhaust, but his engine failed.
This is the first time German engineering fails to gas someone.
Why was the soldier reading the Geneva convention?
To-do list.
Your hairline looks like it got burnt in the Civil War.
9/10/01
Bush: “Ok i e got this just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan”
Arabs: WHO PUT THAT TOWER THERE... we must destroy it!
Hey, my grandfather was part of WWII. Yeah. He killed Hitler!
What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!
They’d probably get shellshocked, wasn’t it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, I’m headed for the egg-it.
Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.
