What's full of lard and is reserved as Putin's cannon fodder?
Your mum!!!
War Jokes
Why is America bad at playing Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
If anyone ever makes a time machine, please make a bunker for Hitler/the Nazis and send them to 2050. I want to see who would die first, future us or them.
Why are there so many scars and cuts on your arm?
Because it's a battlefield.
What does an Al Qaeda terrorist and a flexible man have in common?
They can blow themselves up.
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they’ve already lost 2 towers.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair? (RC-XD)
1 like = 1 more missile aimed at a hospital.
The twin towers were the best soldiers ever. Stand together, fall together!
What's a suicide bomber's biggest fear?
Dying alone.
A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine, and he said to her...
"Hey, baby, we should bang sometime!"
Why is America so bad at Clash of Clans? Because we already lost two towers.
It's not a hate crime if you don't hate the person.
It's not a war crime if no one's alive to report it.
You will never see a redneck opposing a war.
He will instead say, "Wait, I get to kill people and it's not illegal? And they're foreigners?"
"If we don’t have a strategy, then the enemy will never know our strategy."
-Sun Tzu, Art of War.
"A foolish man is lactose intolerant. A wise man simply tolerates it."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
"You may not rest, there are monsters nearby."
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
"If you can't win, lose."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
"Warning, all unsaved progress will be lost." - Sun Tzu, The Art Of War.
