Osama Bin Laden is the best Angry Birds player of all time.
Why'd I cum all over your mummies panties? Cause she's hot af. LOLOLOOLOLLOL
What was one cool thing about hitler
he used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun
The Nazis.
My dad killed hitler
Why does Hitler need glasses?
Because he could Nazi
my great great grandfather killed Hitler😌
A Teacher asked her young students to get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kids came back and one by one, began to tell their stories. There were all the regular type of stuff.
But then the teacher realized that only Janie was left. "Janie, do you have a story to share ?' ''Yes madam......My daddy told me a story about my Mom " "OK, let's hear" said the teacher.
"My Mom was a Marine pilot in Operation Desert Storm in Iraq and her plane got hit". "She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife". "She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break and then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops." "She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands."
Pin drop silence in the class !!
''Good Heavens" said the horrified teacher "What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story ?"
"Stay away from Mummy when she's drunk```......!!!!"
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.
The Average French Car has 7 Gears, 6 of which are in reverse mode just in case the Germans come back
Say what you want about Hitler at least he got the trains to run on time
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfather's? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.
what song did people in Hirosima listen to?
"here comes the sun"
WHy did i kill bc im dumb
Russia vs Ukraine be like that cod modern warfare mission 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why did uk want northen ireland for more s***
Why did Russia put war on Ukraine for more nuts
When a women removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye. But when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, everyone loses it...
America: "WE NEED MORE AMMO!" Japan: "We are the ammo."
Anyone know abt the war? It's not Russia we should hate it's putin that we should 🙄🤪💅
