War jokes
What do you call a terrorist in a bathtub?
Bathbomb.
My grandfather killed Hitler.
Get it? Get it?
Where did Sora go during Nagasaki?
Everywhere.
What's the difference between an Afghan kindergarten and a military target?
The drone guy didn't know either.
Are you the Twin Towers?
Because I want to smash you.
Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.
Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"
So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?
The Western Front is domestic violence.
What do children with cancer and Russian soldiers have in common? Their life doesn't last long.
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.
There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.
Osama bin Laden
Got like 2,997 kills, damn, that's a new record!
I found someone's hairline. It was on the western front.
What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite song rn??
UNDAAAA THE SEAAAA - by the little mermaid.
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.
Two guys watching a war movie at a bar are talking. One says to the other, "The Nazis starved my dad to death in a concentration camp during the war."
The other says, "My dad died in a camp as well... he broke his neck."
First guy says, "How did he break his neck?"
Second guy says, "He fell out of the guard tower."
What did the south tower say to the baby north tower?
"Here comes the airplane!"
What's full of lard and is reserved as Putin's cannon fodder?
Your mum!!!
Why is America bad at playing Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
If anyone ever makes a time machine, please make a bunker for Hitler/the Nazis and send them to 2050. I want to see who would die first, future us or them.
Why are there so many scars and cuts on your arm?
Because it's a battlefield.