Want jokes

Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?

They wanted some plane fries.

I want an almond-flavored biscuit.

I want an almond-flavored biscuit. Amaretti? You bet I am!

Gwen, let's chat at night for about 1 hour! I want to get to know each other better!

P.S., it's Jake.

Me: *watching TV*

Mom: Omg, no way, your dad is coming!

Me: Really?

Mom: Obviously not, he never loved or wanted you.

I wanted to play Fruit Ninja, but remembered I don’t have a phone. Guess I gotta draw fruit on my arm!

Why do orphans become criminals?

To know what it’s like to be wanted.

Teacher says, "Okay class, today we're gonna talk about what everyone wants to be when they grow up." Little Johnny, how about you go first."

Little Jonny: "I want to be a speed bump when I grow up!"

What do you call a deaf person?

Whatever you want!

Yo mama's so fat, Darth Vader wanted her to be the Death Star!

Herpes? No, I don't want her. Her pees.

What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me."

What does an orphan not have in common with criminals?

Criminals are wanted.

Why do orphans play GTA?

Because they like to feel wanted!

Are you a rope? Because I want to hang sometimes.

What’s the difference between candy and an orphan?

Candy is something everybody wants.

What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?

Only one is wanted.

When you ask an orphan to come over:

Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"

Orphan: "Yeah, sure."

Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."

Did you know you can slap an orphan all you want, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Why do orphans become criminals?

To feel what it is like to be wanted.