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I feel bad for the kids at Sandy Hook. All they wanted was books, but got magazines instead.

Why did Daveon decide to become a magician? Because he wanted to make his problems "Daveon" disappear.

I complained to my dad why he never took me to the zoo.

He said if they want you, they’ll come get you.

I met a fat chick at the beach.

People started asking me what I use for bait, or do you want us to help throw the whale back in the water?

Why did the rapper become a gardener?

Because he wanted to drop some FRESH SEEDS.

What’s something you can say in bed and in a Zoom meeting?

"Do you want the cameras on or off?"

Why did the rapper bring a ladder to the concert?

Because he wanted to reach new heights in his performance.

I don't want to die.

If you want to punch someone, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

I want your weight, not your phone number.

The Emo kid wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.

Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?

Seek and Hide: Me.

Figure: Okay, hide and I will hide and Seek will be it.

Seek: Why do I have to be it?

Figure: Because your name says so.

Why do most orphans rob banks?

Because they just want to feel wanted.

Why doesn't Newton cut trees in vanilla Minecraft? Because he wants Minecraft to be realistic!

For my birthday on September 11th this year, I just want a plane, but delicious, chocolate cake.

There was an exam music quiz question about Gary Glitter. Now, if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh, turn over, you've got an hour," it's him.

Shit, my bad. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids.

When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.

What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:

Here comes the airplane.

Are you acid, cause I want to throw [you] at my face?

Why did the orphan run away?

They wanted to go home.