Want jokes

I want an almond-flavored biscuit.

I want an almond-flavored biscuit. Amaretti? You bet I am!

Not a joke: one of George Floyd's criminal friends shot his grand-niece as they wanted a piece of the 27 million dollars.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Why do orphans have criminal records?

So they can be wanted.

Dad: Want to go to the park, kid?

Kid: Sure.

Dad: Come on.

Kid: Why are we at the orphanage?

Dad: Go in.

Want a kiss, daddy? Want a blow job?

I wanted to play Fruit Ninja, but remembered I don’t have a phone. Guess I gotta draw fruit on my arm!

Want to see a funny joke? Look in the mirror.

Why did the M&M go to school? He wanted to be a Smartie.

Why do orphans become criminals?

To know what it’s like to be wanted.

My ex was an orphan as a child.

I should have taken that as the first sign.

If her parents didn’t want her, why would I?

Why are orphans never in jail?

Because they're never wanted.

I killed 5 orphans and tried to sell their organs.

Nobody still wanted them.

TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.

What does a gun and gum have in common?

When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.

Why do orphans like being criminals?

Because then someone actually wants them.

One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."

His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."

Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"

TJ's hairline is so far back his friends don't even want to talk to his ugly ass!

Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.