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Why do most orphans become criminals?

Then finally they know what it’s like to be wanted.

What does an orphan not have in common with criminals?

Criminals are wanted.

Are you a rope? Because I want to hang sometimes.

What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?

Only one is wanted.

When you ask an orphan to come over:

Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"

Orphan: "Yeah, sure."

Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."

When the bully says, "You're adopted," so you hit him with, "At least someone wanted me!"

I want a series too, that will be SANS-tastic!

I want some cheeseburgers just to eat. I'm talkin' ketchup. My n***a mustard on that BEAT!

Some of you need to go to church. I don't want you in hell with me.

One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."

His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."

Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"

What does a gun and gum have in common?

When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.

Did you know China wanted to send a dog to space?

They didn't because they ate it.

Why do orphans like being criminals?

Because then someone actually wants them.

Why will the orphan never say, "Honey, I'm home?"

No one wants him, not even the bees.

Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?

They wanted some plane fries.

Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?

Seek and Hide: Me.

Figure: Okay, hide and I will hide and Seek will be it.

Seek: Why do I have to be it?

Figure: Because your name says so.

Why do most orphans rob banks?

Because they just want to feel wanted.

Why doesn't Newton cut trees in vanilla Minecraft? Because he wants Minecraft to be realistic!

My ex was an orphan as a child.

I should have taken that as the first sign.

If her parents didn’t want her, why would I?

Why did the orphan cross the road?

To because he wanted to find home >:D