Want jokes
What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws?
Outlaws are wanted :)
I'm bored. If you want to friend me in Roblox, my username is Talitha95g and my nickname is talithafromamirica.
I was walking to the store, and then this boy told me, "I'm an orphan and I have no money." He wanted M\&Ms. I gave him a family-sized bag.
Hi Leyla, I have been trying to reach you for a while. Where have you been? I was wondering if you wanted to chat.
*at school*
Nobody: Do you want nuts?
Me: Wait, you have some?
Nobody: Yeah, they're my own.
Me: :0
Memes
Pov:You start writing son lyrics because you can't stand up for yourself knowing you've lost
Chalie has an eating disorder, and he is shorter, so is his life, but he will never get a wife. He's a gay motherfucker who wants to be hit by a trucker?
What did the orphan want for Christmas?
Parents.
Are you a knife?
Because I want to deep throat you.
Why do orphans want to be gay?
Because they will have someone to call "daddy" for once.
What did one candle say to the other?
"Want to go out tonight?"
Are you a train because I want to get railed by you? ;)
My ex wanted to humiliate me in front of her friends, so she said I was useless in bed.
Should have seen her face when they all disagreed.
Kid says to genie,
"I want to be like Batman!"
Kid goes home, both of them are dead.
Are you a gun because I want to live with you?
Why are all orphans criminals?
Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
There was a disabled kid at my door. He said, "I'm selling some cookies, want to buy one?" I said, "Well, if you stand up, sure."
Why are adopted kids better than bio kids? Because their parents actually wanted them.
I want to di... dive! Yeah!
Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?
Bully: Ha, guess what?
Nerd: What?
Bully: You are adopted.
Nerd: At least I was wanted!