Want jokes
What are you going to have for a face when the baboon wants its butt back?
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why are orphans whores?
Because they want a sugar daddy. 🙃
What do people with cancer always want to watch?
"Finding Chemo."
What’s the difference between an orphan and a sugar donut?
People want donuts.
corporate wants u to tell the difference
Q: Why did the cow touch an electric fence?
A: Because it wanted to get electrocowted! 🐄
Why do orphans play GTA?
To make them feel wanted.
Sometimes I just want to toss a flash bang into a room full of epileptic kids.
Why did the zebra cross the road?
Because he wanted to go to the Shell station.
Why don’t coffins have Wi-Fi?
Because they don’t want people to be so ‘connected’ while they’re trying to rest in peace.
What did the cow say when it wanted to go to the movies? -- "Let's go to the moovies!"
My lesbian neighbors gave me a Rolex. Guess they misunderstood when I said I wanted to watch.
*Me walking into the nail salon* Hi, I'm here for my 3:45 appointment.
*Nail tech:* Ok, sweety, come and sit down.
*Me sits down in the chair*
*Nail tech:* You want long nail, short nail? Um, long nail. You want boyfriend?!! Yes, ma'am. Ok, let me work magic. Ok.
*gives me short nail* Bro, I asked for long nail, but you said BF, but u look lesbian.
*walks out without paying*
*Nail tech gives money to a customer* There u win.
*customer:* I told u she would.
💔 The Broken Family 💔 . Part 1
Girl: Mom, dad tried to have sex with me last night.
Mom: Are you serious?? (Shocked)
Girl: Yah. He said I must kiss him after he didn't want to let me go.
Mom: Am gonna kill ur dad (Angry)
Girl: Please mom, we still need him, who will buy use food and clothes. You don't have a job mom.
Mom: But what he did was wrong.
Girl: I know.
(SOUND OF A CAR COMING IN)
Mom: Is that ur dad.
Girl: Yes Mom
Comment Part 2
So a lady was walking down the street with two bags, and one of the bags was leaking $100 bills. A cop pulls up and he says, “Ma’am, ma’am, your bag is leaking hundred dollar bills.” Then she says, “Oh, thank you. I wonder how long that’s been going on.” And the cop says, “Before I help you, may I ask why your bag is leaking $100 bills?” And the lady says, “OK, I’ll tell you. So I live next to a stadium, and I have this beautiful rose garden, but these dumb teenagers always try and pee on the rosebushes. So they stick their junk through the fence, and I grab their junk. I said, ‘$100 dollars or it’s coming off.’” The cop says, “Oh, OK, well what’s the other bag for?” And she says, “Well, not all of them want to give me $100.”
Want to know how to keep an idiot in suspense???
What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws?
Outlaws are wanted :)
Do you want to hear a joke?
You.
I wanted to fall off a cliff, sadly, there aren't any cliffs near my house.
Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?
Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.