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What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?
A vowel movement.
Dear algebra,
I don't want to find your X. I don't know Y she left you.
They used to laugh when I said I wanted to be a comedian.
Well, they're not laughing now!
Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with kids.
Memes
Why did the orphan turn gay?
A: Because he wanted someone to call him "daddy."
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Why did the orphan take a selfie?
Because he wanted a family portrait.
What is the difference between a feminazi and a female prostitute?
If you want the female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
Hi guys, I am Logan Taub the toad. I just want to say that my cock is so, so, so tiny. It could fit 50 times in the crack of my butt chin!!!!! Also, I am trans👍
Why do orphans always become criminals?
Because they want to feel wanted.
My lesbian neighbors and my sister gave me a Rolex for my birthday. I guess they misunderstood when I said I wanted a watch.
Why I can’t be skinny? I hurt myself for fatting. - Jenny
Hello please I want gain wait. - Jenny year later.
Why do you want me?
Cus u like me...
What do you mean?
You love me.
No.
Look down.
The orphan wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale, the doctor said, "I want your weight and not [your] phone number."
I want to di... dive! Yeah!
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Ok, Seek, you're it. Me and Hide will hide.
Seek: Why do I have to be the seeker?
Figure: Because your name is in seeker.
Why can't orphans be robbers?
Because they're not wanted.
My ex wanted to humiliate me in front of her friends, so she said I was useless in bed.
Should have seen her face when they all disagreed.