Want jokes
Teacher says, "Okay class, today we're gonna talk about what everyone wants to be when they grow up." Little Johnny, how about you go first."
Little Jonny: "I want to be a speed bump when I grow up!"
Yo mama's so fat, Darth Vader wanted her to be the Death Star!
What do you call a deaf person?
Whatever you want!
Herpes? No, I don't want her. Her pees.
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me."
Did you know you can slap an orphan all you want, because what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why do orphans become criminals?
To feel what it is like to be wanted.
What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
Only one is wanted.
When the bully says, "You're adopted," so you hit him with, "At least someone wanted me!"
Why do most orphans become criminals?
Then finally they know what it’s like to be wanted.
What does an orphan not have in common with criminals?
Criminals are wanted.
Are you a rope? Because I want to hang sometimes.
What’s the difference between candy and an orphan?
Candy is something everybody wants.
When you ask an orphan to come over:
Kid: "Do you want to come over to my house?"
Orphan: "Yeah, sure."
Kid: "Ok, ask your parents—oh wait."
Me: *watching TV*
Mom: Omg, no way, your dad is coming!
Me: Really?
Mom: Obviously not, he never loved or wanted you.
Hello, this is our fun CULT, haha, or CLUB, whatever you want!
Love you, orphan haters! :^ Nina
Orphans can be a robber if they want because their parents won't be disappointed.
Why do orphans want a phone so bad?
Because it has a home button.
Some of you need to go to church. I don't want you in hell with me.
I want a series too, that will be SANS-tastic!