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What did the blonde say when someone says, "Your baby is so cute?"
"For the last time, I don't want to sign up my child for Tindergarten just yet!"
I am deciding to do songs on this app... so I am a type songs. If you want a specific song typed I will type just comment!
Why did the kid throw the clock out the window? He wanted to see time fly.
Girl: "When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles, and lighten your burden."
Boy: "It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles."
Girl: "Well, that's because we aren't married yet!"
Why do orphans like to play GTA?
To be wanted.
Memes
I Was Wrong!!!
Wife: “I want another baby.”
Husband: “That’s a relief, I also really don’t like this one!”
What do 7 year old girls want?
To be ate!
Why do orphans want parents? Because they don't want to be left out.
Why did the M&M go to school? He wanted to be a Smartie.
Why do orphans have criminal records?
So they can be wanted.
Dad: Want to go to the park, kid?
Kid: Sure.
Dad: Come on.
Kid: Why are we at the orphanage?
Dad: Go in.
Want a kiss, daddy? Want a blow job?
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.
Why did the boy leave his chestnuts in the rain?
He wanted them rusted.
Dad: Boy, come sit in this hole while I brace the ground.
Boy: I don't want to see Grandpa, he scares me!
What do 9-year-old girls want? To be ate again!
Want to see a funny joke? Look in the mirror.
Do you want to hear a building joke?
I am still working on it.
Wanted: Sperm donors. Please come quickly!
Who wants to laugh about life with me?