Want jokes

Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?

Because he didn't want plane.

Why will the orphan never say, "Honey, I'm home?"

No one wants him, not even the bees.

Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.

Why did the orphan cross the road?

To because he wanted to find home >:D

The orphan's best friend wanted to meet his family, so he took a selfie.

I killed 5 orphans and tried to sell their organs.

Nobody still wanted them.

TJ's hairline is so far back, his friends don't even want to talk to him.

TJ's hairline is so far back his friends don't even want to talk to his ugly ass!

One day this kid says to his dad, "Dad, they bully me at school."

His dad asks why, and the kid says, "They bully me because I got no hands."

Then his dad says, "Who would do such a thing like that? I want to know who they are. Point at them!"

What does a gun and gum have in common?

When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.

Two people wanted pepperoni pizza... Sadly, they got planes.

Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?

I want to run. I go Iran, because I RAN, not IRAN, because it’s an Iran joke about the country, not the movement.

What do guns and gum have in common?

When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.

Some of you need to go to church. I don't want you in hell with me.

Why do orphans like being criminals?

Because then someone actually wants them.

My ex was an orphan as a child.

I should have taken that as the first sign.

If her parents didn’t want her, why would I?

Why are orphans never in jail?

Because they're never wanted.

Why did the boy leave his chestnuts in the rain?

He wanted them rusted.

I want an almond-flavored biscuit.