Want jokes

Hi guys, so today I have not thought of a joke, and I'm not really sure what to do, so I thought I would do kinda a blog sort of thing, so hope you enjoy, and you don't have to read this!

So I woke up this morning and heard this weird noise, and it was my dad building me a new gymnastics bar so I can have uneven bars, which I am so excited about! And I am so glad that you guys have been nice and liking my jokes and stuff, but also, make sure to comment below if you want to tell me what kind of jokes you want and what you want me to do, and also, feel free to talk to me! Love y'all!!!

Hot shingles in your neighborhood wanting to get nailed.

No one wanted to hear my ocean puns, they said they were too fishy.

This isn't a joke; I just want to spread awareness of anatidaephobia.

Why do orphans love getting r@ped?

Because they want to know what love feels like.

I want a job cleaning mirrors. I could really see myself doing it!

My brother told me he wanted to find a golden apple tree in real life. I told him it was a fruitless mission.

Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it wanted to look up a 10 year old girl’s skirt.

Hello, if you don't know me (which you probably don't), my name is watersharky, or WS, or Shark.

I am a normal, weird kid/preteen, and that's it. If you want more info on me, I will gladly share! Shark out.

What’s the difference between a robber and an orphan?

One is wanted.

Are you a toaster, because I want to have a bath with you.

Orphans want girlfriends to call someone "Mommy."

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because he wanted to get to the other side. LOL.

Why are a gun and a bag of chips alike?

You pull them out at school and everyone wants to be your friend.

Why are they called s’mores?

Because you always want another one!

My brother wanted to sharpen my pencil. I told him he had a point.

What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?

A clout chaser.

Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.

My mom said she wanted to be a comedian when she grows up. So after she was an adult, she had kids. When they were old enough, she told them you could be whatever you want...

You really can't call Stalin bad. Just think about the people that wanted to die.

Why did the orphan call her boyfriend "daddy"?

Because she wanted that D.