Want jokes

Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick

Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.

My wife and I just decided we don't want to have children.

So if anyone wants them, our contact information is below.

Why do orphans play GTA so much?

Because they can be wanted for once.

Why do orphans commit crimes?

To be wanted.

Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy? Cause he's the most wanted.

ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG

Give me freedom. Give me fire. Give me contract, Or I retire.

Jog all day, Out of UCL now. FC Barcelona, I need you now.

Villarreal defenders, They surround me. Big submarines, All around me.

I get upset. Call my agent. I want money. I’m impatient.

Why do orphans play GTA? To get wanted.

What is the difference between orphans and serial killers?

Serial killers are wanted.

Why does a straight guy act gay? Because he wants to feel wanted and wants to be BFFs with the hottest girls.

Why do orphans play GTA?

'Cause they're actually wanted.

I wanted to do something nice for my uncle, so I cleaned out the nice vase that was given at grandma's funeral. It had so much sand, I'm glad to help.

Why do orphans play GTA? Because they can’t be wanted.

I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.

Are you a knife? Because I want you.

Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.

Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?

Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.

Are you the twin towers?

Because I want to crash inside of you.

I wish I was a toe because I want to be banged all day.

My friend wants to do martial arts, but he's disabled, so I guess it’s partial arts.