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Why do men give cold women their jackets?

No man wants a blowjob from a woman with chattering teeth.

I told my friend that we should dress up as P. Diddy and Drake for Halloween and ask parents if their kid wants to come over for a sleepover.

Q: Why can’t orphans be criminals?

A: They are not wanted.

A girl walks into an Adult Store. "Hi, I want to buy that red dildo right there."

Cashier: "That's a fire extinguisher, you whore."

If you want to SH but not in the sell farm way, come ooon.. do you even know what does that means?..

An old man walks to a busy restaurant. He tells the waiter what he wants and asks her, "Can I have a discount? I served in the war."

The waitress says, "Of course, and would you like that meal with sauce?"

"Nein," said the old man.

Why do orphans commit crimes?

So they can be wanted for once.

Why can’t you kidnap an orphan?

Because you can’t steal what was never wanted in the first place.

Poor kids in American schools, they want books, but all they get are magazines.

Why is a gun like a box of chocolates?

If you pull one out in class, everyone wants to be your friend.

My ex was an orphan as a child.

I should have taken that as the first sign.

If her parents didn't want her, why would I?

Why did the skunk 🦨 sleep 💤 under a car?

Because he wanted to wake up oily.

Why do bisexual men 👨 👩 👨 love gay men bisexual men don't love gay men 👬 👨 👨 they just wanted to suck gay men's 👬 cocks 🌭 🌭 because they 👍 👍 like their 🍨 🍨 🍦 🍦 cream filling 😋 ☺ 💕 💖 🤗 😊 😋 ☺ 💕 💖 🤗 😊 😋 ☺

I wanted to play as Kobe Bryant on my gaming console, but the game kept crashing.

I want to die like my grandpa, with a blindfold and a wet sponge on his head.

Sister: You're adopted.

Me: At least they wanted me, they must feel terribly bad cuz they had to keep you :(

Why did the orphan become a criminal? It wants to be wanted.

Why can't orphans be criminals?

Because they're not wanted.

What does a piece of gum and a gun have in common?

You pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.

My brother wanted to go fishing. I told him he had to learn how to "master bait". Go look it up on YouTube. Guess who is grounded?