Want jokes
I was reading the news and read that a kid killed his family, and when they interviewed him, he said he wanted to become Batman.
Other girls want a guy who is 6ft, but does me being 6ft under count?
Why do orphans suck at GTA? Because they don't know how to be wanted.
Are you bleach? Because I want you inside of me.
What's worse than ants in your pants?
Your uncle.
Memes
Pretty much
A girl walks into an Adult Store. "Hi, I want to buy that red dildo right there."
Cashier: "That's a fire extinguisher, you whore."
Girl, are you a rope? Because I want to hang with you.
Why do men give cold women their jackets?
No man wants a blowjob from a woman with chattering teeth.
I told my friend that we should dress up as P. Diddy and Drake for Halloween and ask parents if their kid wants to come over for a sleepover.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
So they can be wanted for once.
If you want to SH but not in the sell farm way, come ooon.. do you even know what does that means?..
An old man walks to a busy restaurant. He tells the waiter what he wants and asks her, "Can I have a discount? I served in the war."
The waitress says, "Of course, and would you like that meal with sauce?"
"Nein," said the old man.
Why can’t you kidnap an orphan?
Because you can’t steal what was never wanted in the first place.
My ex was an orphan as a child.
I should have taken that as the first sign.
If her parents didn't want her, why would I?
Poor kids in American schools, they want books, but all they get are magazines.
Why is a gun like a box of chocolates?
If you pull one out in class, everyone wants to be your friend.
Why did the skunk 🦨 sleep 💤 under a car?
Because he wanted to wake up oily.
I wanted to play as Kobe Bryant on my gaming console, but the game kept crashing.
Why did the heterosexual woman try to put a mask 😷 on her pussy? She wanted to protect herself from covid, but she did try to put a mask 😷 on her dildo, but the mask 😷 keep falling off the dildo.
Why do bisexual men 👨 👩 👨 love gay men bisexual men don't love gay men 👬 👨 👨 they just wanted to suck gay men's 👬 cocks 🌭 🌭 because they 👍 👍 like their 🍨 🍨 🍦 🍦 cream filling 😋 ☺ 💕 💖 🤗 😊 😋 ☺ 💕 💖 🤗 😊 😋 ☺