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Me: I wouldn’t want to be with a shitmate.
Shitmate: You’re so shitable.
Me: Bring banana ice cream.
Shitmate: Never happening.
Want to hear a joke? Just look in the mirror!
I got hired by an orphan to commit crimes, so he could become wanted.
Why did Hittle kill himself? Because he wanted to buy a car, but then Hittler farted.
Why do orphans want to be criminals?
To be wanted.
Memes
When you don't wear earrings for a long time, the hole can close, and it hurts so much when you want to put it back. 🙄🙄 😁😁😁🤣
Dear Kenya, I am very sorry for how rude I was to you. I just want you to know that I'm on your side and I'll never do it again. - Sincerely, Gwen
I want to die to see the other side, but if I die I won't know anybody on the other side.
Why did the school go remote?
Because the teachers wanted to play with remotes!
Awww, Gwen thinks she has a boyfriend! Oh wait, no you don't! She is just some loser ass bitch who could be a ho, you don't know. He was mine, and I want him back!
I've got something better for all of you. I may not have found it, but Google "hottest sexiest women ever." Then you'll want them!
If you want to see what I look like, then pics will be coming soon!
But freshfry, how are you!
Oh, and this is Cassie, aka princess shortie!
To anyone who wants to be my friend:
Hello.
Does anyone wanna be my friend? Please if ya' do reply to my: "Hello." In the chat. Tysm. Have a greaat day!
Alex <3
Want to know of a funny joke?
Women drivers.
What do dino nuggies and the brown M&M have in common?
I want to fuck them both.
What did the orphan say when his mum asked, "What do you want for dinner?"
He replied, " "
Does anyone else just want to die, or is it just me?
Do you want to hear a paper joke?
Never mind, it's tear-able!
Orphan: I want to be a relator.
Teacher: Why?
Orphan: Because I never had one in my childhood.
Jack and his kids went to the lake, and his mother wants him to go swimming. You know what he says? "Back where you came from!"