Want jokes

Chris said to me in P.E. that he likes Jacob, and he said he wants to go straight to the bedroom.

When you don't wear earrings for a long time, the hole can close, and it hurts so much when you want to put it back. 🙄🙄 😁😁😁🤣

My fat friend went to the doctor because he wanted to know his blood type. After performing some tests, the doctor said, "Well, the test results have shown that your blood type is ragu."

I was digging in a garden once and found a chest full of gold. I wanted to show my wife, but then I thought about why I was digging in the first place.

Girl, are you a public school? Because I want to shoot my kids inside you.

Little Johnny: Dad, why are you rubbing the horse's chest and butt?

Dad: I want to see if it's good enough to buy.

Little Johnny: I think Uncle Joe wants to buy Mom.

I only wanted to ruin the 69 jokes.

What's the difference between 8 and 9? When you have the 9, everyone wants to be your friend.

Awww, Gwen thinks she has a boyfriend! Oh wait, no you don't! She is just some loser ass bitch who could be a ho, you don't know. He was mine, and I want him back!

I've got something better for all of you. I may not have found it, but Google "hottest sexiest women ever." Then you'll want them!

Dear Kenya, I am very sorry for how rude I was to you. I just want you to know that I'm on your side and I'll never do it again. - Sincerely, Gwen

I want to die to see the other side, but if I die I won't know anybody on the other side.

Why did the school go remote?

Because the teachers wanted to play with remotes!

Yo mama so fat when she wanted to get wet, she used the highway as a slippin' slide!

Orphan: I want to be a relator.

Teacher: Why?

Orphan: Because I never had one in my childhood.

Do you want to hear a paper joke?

Never mind, it's tear-able!

Why did Pikachu chase Ash?

Because he wanted to Ketchum.

Q. Why did the cow cross the road?

A. Because he/she wanted to watch the moooovie.

Jack and his kids went to the lake, and his mother wants him to go swimming. You know what he says? "Back where you came from!"

Why don't nurses like giving old people baths or showers?

Because they don't want their vegetables to get soggy.