Want jokes

Hey, 2001 just called.

They want their towers back.

I just want to say this...

You have NO maidens, (Explosion) No homies, (ExPlOsIoN) And no—please don’t say it! Rizz 😎 (EXPLOSION)

No, I don't want to fight, so I shall kill you (so we won't fight)!

Do you want to be in Heaven with Jesus, our savior, or be on Earth with bad things?

"When God sends me to hell... I want him to hesitate." -Techno

You are so fat and ugly, Chucky didn't even want to play with you.

Your mum is so fat, when the doctors did her x-ray, the doctor said to her, "I want your x-ray, not an elephant's x-ray!"

Why did Hittle kill himself? Because he wanted to buy a car, but then Hittler farted.

Me: I wouldn’t want to be with a shitmate.

Shitmate: You’re so shitable.

Me: Bring banana ice cream.

Shitmate: Never happening.

Why do orphans want to be criminals?

To be wanted.

Want to hear a joke? Just look in the mirror!

I got hired by an orphan to commit crimes, so he could become wanted.

If you want to see what I look like, then pics will be coming soon!

But freshfry, how are you!

Oh, and this is Cassie, aka princess shortie!

Does anyone else just want to die, or is it just me?

Do you want to wear my sombrero?

Or is that nacho style?

What did the orphan say when his mum asked, "What do you want for dinner?"

He replied, " "

To anyone who wants to be my friend:

Hello.

Does anyone wanna be my friend? Please if ya' do reply to my: "Hello." In the chat. Tysm. Have a greaat day!

Alex <3

Want to know of a funny joke?

Women drivers.

What do dino nuggies and the brown M&M have in common?

I want to fuck them both.

I'm Jessica, and I really want to talk to Ashton Parkes.