Want jokes

Mickey: I want a divorce!

Minney: Are you fricking crazy?

Mickey: No, I'm fricking Daisy!

I only wanted to ruin the 69 jokes.

Does anyone else just want to die, or is it just me?

To anyone who wants to be my friend:

Hello.

Does anyone wanna be my friend? Please if ya' do reply to my: "Hello." In the chat. Tysm. Have a greaat day!

Alex <3

I've got something better for all of you. I may not have found it, but Google "hottest sexiest women ever." Then you'll want them!

What do dino nuggies and the brown M&M have in common?

I want to fuck them both.

What did the orphan say when his mum asked, "What do you want for dinner?"

He replied, " "

Want to know of a funny joke?

Women drivers.

Do you want to wear my sombrero?

Or is that nacho style?

Dear Kenya, I am very sorry for how rude I was to you. I just want you to know that I'm on your side and I'll never do it again. - Sincerely, Gwen

Why did the school go remote?

Because the teachers wanted to play with remotes!

I want to die to see the other side, but if I die I won't know anybody on the other side.

Awww, Gwen thinks she has a boyfriend! Oh wait, no you don't! She is just some loser ass bitch who could be a ho, you don't know. He was mine, and I want him back!

"When God sends me to hell... I want him to hesitate." -Techno

Do you want to be in Heaven with Jesus, our savior, or be on Earth with bad things?

Why don't nurses like giving old people baths or showers?

Because they don't want their vegetables to get soggy.

You know I wish life was shorter?

I want it over.

No, I don't want to fight, so I shall kill you (so we won't fight)!

Hey, 2001 just called.

They want their towers back.

I just want to say this...

You have NO maidens, (Explosion) No homies, (ExPlOsIoN) And no—please don’t say it! Rizz 😎 (EXPLOSION)