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Orphan: I want to kill my parents.
Random kid: I don’t think you have the facilities to do that, big man.
Why did the guy bring a rope to the party?
Because he wanted to hang out... permanently. 💀😈
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT PLATES.
Why did the rapper become a pilot?
Because he wanted to take his flow to new heights!
Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?
He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL!
Say what you want about Jeffrey Epstein, but at least he knew how to take out the trash.
Why does an orphan commit a crime?
Because it wants to be wanted.
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
If you’ve got me, you want to share me; if you share me, you haven’t kept me. What am I?
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
Because he wanted to make some HONEY FLOWS.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They wanted pepperoni, but instead, they got plane.
If Slade were a vegetable, he’d be a BRUSSELS SPROUT... small, bitter, and NOBODY wants him at the table.
Want to hear a joke about pizza?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
Want to hear a joke? My life.
I wanted to have sex, but I share a room with my brother, so we made a code. "Tomato" for faster, and "cheese" for more, and I shouted, "Tomato, tomato, cheese, cheese." My brother said, "Stop making sandwiches, you're getting mayo on my bed!"
Want to hear a joke? Look at the Miami Dolphins football record.
Have you heard about the tanning Olympics?
Everyone wanted bronze! (This is a lil cringe.)
Why did the person peel his skin off? Because he wanted to.
Unless Israel wants to become Hell Aviv, it would put itself on a tight leash, delivered specially from Uncle Sam.
Listen, Man United might not thank me but get the contract out, put it on the table. Let him sign it, let him write whatever numbers he wants to put on there, given what he's done since he's come in. Ole's at the wheel, man. He's doing it. He's doing his thing. Man United are BACK.