Want jokes
Q: Why can orphans never be criminals?
A: Because they're never wanted.
As ruler of a kingdom, I wanted a knight. Duke Leo Pessi IV offered himself but wanted a wife in return. I offered my beautiful daughter to him. However, he slapped her and proceeded to wreck my castle. All this whilst crying “I don’t want princess, I want farmer!”
DAMN YOU PESSI!
I want to be a pilot.
Why are you mad because no one wants to adopt me?
Gwen just wanted to help you with the bullying.
Tip 1. Ignore them; bullies are really just cowards.
Tip 2. Stand up for yourself; it's ok for people to also help you, but you do the same for yourself!
Tip 3. Just let them be; they're just stupid!
Love you-Iariah
Can you guys comment on my nuts jokes (aka Willma, Bofa, and Savor)? I just want to see if people don't think it's funny.
Don't hate life, love it because when you want to live and try again in life, it's already too late. :(
Why do orphans want an iPhone S? Because it has a home screen.
Tell your adopted kid you want to take them back home and tell them their original parents want them, and get them all excited, then take them to the orphanage and tell them their parents died.
Why didn't the teddy bear want to go to the gym?
Because he didn't want to get ripped.
To RANDYYYY,
Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.
-ALYA with love
"Gwen, I want my boyfriend back!"
My mom wanted me to brush my hair.
And I just told her that even pet animals don't like their hair brushed...
Why do people name a kid "Rob?" Because they want him to rob a bank so they could adopt new kids to lock in their basement for a late-night toy.
Who wants to hear the biggest joke ever?
My life.
Pep called; they want their unpadded bra back.
Once upon a time, a man said to a woman, "I want to fuck you."
Yo mama so fat, she stand on the scale and the scale says: "I want your weight, not your phone number!"
He said he didn't want to be my brother anymore.
He's now my sister.
I don't want to date an alien.