Want jokes
You want to hear a 9/11 joke?
I bet they did too!
Why do kids want to become cops?
They want to find the guy who touched them.
If I wanted to hear beeping, I wouldn’t have pulled my grandma’s cord to live.
I was watching TV with my brother, and a diabetes commercial came on saying, "I have type one diabetes, and I manage it well." My brother said, "You want a sugar cookie?"
What are you doing, son? It has been an hour, and you are still in front of the mirror closing your eyes.
Mum, actually I want to see how I look while sleeping...
This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos, but he didn't make the cut.
Last night I had the strangest dream!
I sailed away to China!
And I caught the coronavirus!
You said you needed to wash your hands!
Didn't want no one else to touch you! What does that mean?!
And you said!!
Ain't nothing gonna break my lungs 😤!
Ain't no way of slowing Covid down!
Oh no I've got to keep on coughing!!!
If you want KFC, pour water on a poor person outside our restaurant and film it.
I'm Jessica, and I really want to talk to Ashton Parkes.
Why can't orphans become criminals? Because she isn't wanted.
Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police... Who? It's the police, let me in so I can get some donuts!
Tell all the skeleton jokes you want, but I've got thick skin.
My woman told me that she wants to have sex with me, and I said, "Let's go at it." She said, "Shut up and kiss me on all my pillows."
Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it?
And yes, I’m giving it away. Remember: Share, share, share! And trolls: Don’t get BLOCKED!
Why did the boy leave his chestnuts in the rain?
He wanted them rusted.
Why does an orphan play GTA to be wanted? 😂😭
Did you know what my grandpa wanted for Christmas? A new ass because his one has a crack on it.
Do you want to buy my Hoover?
I mean... it's just collecting dust.
To anyone who wants to be my friend:
Hello.
Does anyone wanna be my friend? Please if ya' do reply to my: "Hello." In the chat. Tysm. Have a greaat day!
Alex <3
Sister: You're adopted.
Me: At least they wanted me, they must feel terribly bad cuz they had to keep you :(