Want jokes

Want to hear a joke about pizza?

Never mind, it's too cheesy.

Why did the person peel his skin off? Because he wanted to.

Pep called; they want their unpadded bra back.

Who wants to hear the biggest joke ever?

My life.

Want to hear a joke? My life.

Why do people name a kid "Rob?" Because they want him to rob a bank so they could adopt new kids to lock in their basement for a late-night toy.

Want to hear a joke? Look at the Miami Dolphins football record.

I wanted to have sex, but I share a room with my brother, so we made a code. "Tomato" for faster, and "cheese" for more, and I shouted, "Tomato, tomato, cheese, cheese." My brother said, "Stop making sandwiches, you're getting mayo on my bed!"

They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said, "No, I'll just wash up on shore!"

I asked my nan if she wouldn't mind shitting in a bucket when we went camping. She replied, "Why the fuck would I want to sit in a bucket?" So eventually she did, and I took the best shit I have ever had!

I want to fight! LET'S FIGHT!!!

Why are you mad because no one wants to adopt me?

I want to be a pilot.

Why did the rapper become a chef?

Because he wanted to drop some HOT PLATES.

Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?

He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL!

What do you call a pig that goes to the slaughterhouse? Technoblade.

Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?

France: Want a baguette?

USSR: Help!

Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.

Why does an orphan commit a crime?

Because it wants to be wanted.

Why did the rapper become a pilot?

Because he wanted to take his flow to new heights!