Want jokes

Your hairline jokes are so bad that they make me want to rip all my hair out.

An orphan is at a barbecue and is getting food. A man asks him if he wants steak or phan I ment ham.

I just figured out the "X" in Max stands for the button on Tinder every girl wants to press when they see him.

Can a cook and clean for real? No, I do not want no rabbit hare in my house.

I will give you all the fine chicks you want. Just dial this number: 313-974- tap that ass from Hooters strip club.

I asked my friend if they wanted to hear a joke about sodium, and they said, "Na."

Cooper and Max want to get fucked in the ass by guys.

Want to know something good about people giving ZERO fucks about you and living in the country?

Everybody knows nothing.

I'm lonely, but all I have is my cheeseburger, but what is the matter of living if you only have one thing?

But a cheeseburger is all you need 'cause it has 1,000,000,000,000 bucks man, so I can't just take it and spend it wherever I want.

Two friends wanting to find out if their buddy was gay.

The two walked up to their buddy and said, "Get down!" and he kneeled down.

I never feel offended if my friends don't wish me a happy birthday.

Because that's what I want.

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

They don’t want to be mistaken for a feminist.

Want one way to get a free haircut?

Call the cancer hotline.

What does a ginger do when they want to high five a friend? They clap.

How is being gay like a geology class?

You get to lick all the rocks you want.

When I try to eat, but I hurt my feet. When I using a hoe, but I hurt my toe. When I going to a doctor, but then I get trolled. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!

When I using a copper, but I enveloped by a hopper. When I trying to draw someone, but it ended up with a punishment. When I spit on a bunny, it jumps right on me. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!

When I growing older, someone called me a slacker. When I was 33, I bumped into a tree. When I getting angry, people calls me crazy lady. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!

A man named Icide ruined my life. I asked a friend if he would help me sue him. He said yes. But for some reason, he killed me.

All I wanted was for someone to help me sue Icide...

I "onerie," or however you spell it, I like to replace all romance or similar memes with duck memes. Just comment duck memes there and change Valentine's Day to Duck Day. Also, for the joke:

Why did the duck walk up to the lemonade stand?

Because he wanted grapes.

Want to hear a racist joke?

Donald Trump.

So, this woman had a job. She wanted to hang out with her boyfriend, so she lied about having the coronavirus. Then she got out of work. Then she was texting her boss when she thought she was texting her boyfriend. Then she said, "I lied. Now we can...you know...water...sigh...lick...sigh." Then her boss texted, "Ew and YOU'RE FIRED."

One more story: One day this teen named Alexis got kicked out of a house, then went to live with her boyfriend. Then she got pregnant and posted it all on social media.