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Naughty little Ariana Grande needs to be fucked like the whore that she is. Join this chat to see if you agree.
This is for the people who love her body and want to fuck her.
Read the directions.
1. Type how she makes you feel.
2. Type how you would fuck her.
3. Any type of sex is aloud.
4. Remember to send pics as well.
5. Enjoy.
Joke page for people of all ages. If you want. Please make jokes about her. Enjoy.
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Little Johnny asks a fireman, "Do you want to see my fire truck?"
So the fireman goes to look at it. Little Johnny tested it. "I got my hat in my fire truck."
So the fireman says, "Last night's alright, but why is it tied up to you wagging?" And he looks closer and sees the string is tied up in knots. He said, "That's nice all right, but why is it tied up to his nuts?"
The little Johnny said, "Well that's my son," and so he yanks on it.
I accidentally walked on the Lego Batman mask.
I want my fucking feet back!
Memes
True tho🤫🧏♀️
Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?
It didn't want to get stuck in any more cracks!
"-Hey dude, you got some beef? You want some beef from me?"
"- No thanks... I'm vegetarian!"
A Jew and a Jew walk into a bar. The goy says, "What do you want?" The first Jew says, "Give it alcohol." The second Jew says, "My son ran away and became Christian." Another Jew pipes in, he says, "My son too!" The bartender turns around and says, "You're not going to believe this..."
Dude, what if 9/11 happened because they wanted slavery back?
Why do kids want to become cops?
They want to find the guy who touched them.
Akeld: All I want to do is mess with Gwen!
Gwen: LEAVE ME ALONE!
Akeld: NOT EVER!
You: I want my mama.
Me: Soz, you can't even get one.
Addison, it's Emboy again. I just want to be honest, you sound like a tease! And teases get spanked.
A pastor asked his child what his favorite bible verse was... He responded, "Keep watch," because he wanted a watch.
What do you call an orphan who can't get 5 stars on GTA?
Not wanted.
Why can orphans get away with being bad at school? Because when the teacher says, "I want to have a parent/teacher conference," they just go about their day.
A man ate a bee to mechanical sexting, but he was to be, uh, sex. Bee vagina penis, he want sex but [is] dumb.
My dick wants to buy you a beer. 🍺
Why did the clock eat so fast?
He wanted to go in for SECONDS! Super bad, huh?
Why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get run over and poop, and he died for 30 years until he was sent to Joe for getting run over, and he got killed by something, and then he died, and then he got it by you poop.