Want jokes
Who wants a picture of my pp?
Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls.
But then why do boys want to? Oh...
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Anything you want; it won't chase you.
At this point, I don't want a funeral when I commit. I just want a going away party so people have an excuse to celebrate.
I just want to say good morning to Gwen and everyone on this site. Have a nice day.
What if it's okay if someone can see my blue jokes, hello, bully, love, crazy, and Ariana jokes? Thanks!
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
He wanted to be wanted! 😢😂
Why do orphans love GTA?
Because they are actually wanted!
Gwen: Prince, they told me you'd be crying back. What do you want?
Prince: Nothing...BUT CAN WE GET BACK TOGETHER!?!??
Gwen: Sorry...BUT...I have a life to live now. I'm logging off this site and going to watch some TV. I'll be back in 1 hour, but we are done...DONE...DONE.
Kaden wants to have sex with you.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Fuck. Fuck who? What, are you kidding me? I just wanted to tell you a joke!
My friend Nickiya wanted to know what animal she'd be. I said that she would be a "Ni-cat-a."
Do you want to know why I hired a protractor to tutor my nephew in IIROC? Because he has degrees. 180 of them. So he's smar[t].
Zozo the hobo has two frogs and a bunny cage from pet expo. Why? Because he wanted a pet, you idiot!
Yo daddy so ugly he want them ice.
I want a bigger couch.
Why? You're going to be in the kitchen most of the time anyway.
What did the toaster say to the bread?
"I want you inside me!"
Why did the rapper become an electrician?
Because he wanted to SHOCK the audience with his RHYMES.
Why did the rapper sit on the clock?
He wanted to keep it real with TIME.
Me: Hey, you want to hear a dark joke?
Brother: Sure.
Me: Turn off the light.
Why am I naughty?
Because I want to be....