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Why do orphans commit crimes?
Because they want to be wanted.
A big guy told the small guy, "Do you want a little pill because you look ill, or should I smash you?"
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some fresh beets!
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.
Memes
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT MIXTAPES.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough from his beats.
Why did the rapper always carry a camera?
Because he wanted to "capture" the rap star!
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he wanted to FIND his way to the TOP.
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some INTERGALACTIC BARS!
My boss said “dress for the job you want, not for the job you have.” So I went in as Batman.
If I wanted to hear beeping, I wouldn’t have pulled my grandma’s cord to live.
Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.
My girlfriend is so stupid, she asked me if I wanted to shower with her to save money on our water bill, while we were staying at a hotel where we didn't even have to pay the water bill.
What do you say if you want to borrow your black sister's foundation? "Got any lighter shades?"
An orphan can’t ever play Grand Theft Auto V because he can’t get a wanted level.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They wanted pepperoni, but got plane instead.
You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?
I wish you were a soap, because I want you all over me.
Stephen Hawking said he wants other physicists to follow in his footsteps.