Want jokes
A farmer told me that he wanted a couple of acres, so I punched him in the teeth.
Do you want to hear a joke about a construction?
Sorry, still working on it!
Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.
My girlfriend is so stupid, she asked me if I wanted to shower with her to save money on our water bill, while we were staying at a hotel where we didn't even have to pay the water bill.
Who wants a spot of bukkake for bedtime?
Memes
omg im sobbing so hard, saddest yt comment ever bro, challenge, find a sadder one
The best news about a pretty girl with special needs is that you can get her to do exactly what you want her to do.
I mean, she probably thinks receiving oral is like 100% blood sausage coming right at her.
She asked me if I was hung like a horse, but I said no.
I'm hung like a person who wants to die, but then the rope broke.
You really seem like you don't want to be laughing at that rape joke, but somewhat ironically, I'm forcing you.
Explain Bear, I want to kiss you.
How would negotiations between Putin and Zelensky play out?
QUEUE THE MUSIC
BANG BANG INTO THE ROOM I KNOW U WANT IT
My AI assistant told me it wanted to go deeper...
...into the algorithm. I misunderstood. Now I’m banned from the lab.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some fresh beets!
Why did the rapper go to space?
Because he wanted to drop some INTERGALACTIC BARS!
Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?
Because he wanted to drop some TIMELY RHYMES!
Why did the rapper become a barber?
Because he wanted to CUT through the competition!
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.
"Say what you want about the deaf."
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough.
Why did the rapper always carry a map?
Because he wanted to FIND his way to the TOP.
Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?
Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!