Want

Want jokes

Farmer

A farmer told me that he wanted a couple of acres, so I punched him in the teeth.

Mama

Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.

Girlfriend

My girlfriend is so stupid, she asked me if I wanted to shower with her to save money on our water bill, while we were staying at a hotel where we didn't even have to pay the water bill.

Memes

Tragedy

omg im sobbing so hard, saddest yt comment ever bro, challenge, find a sadder one

A screenshot of a YouTube comment. It tells a story about a person whose mother and sister die in a car accident. After some time, they open their old PS2 and find a note from their mom stating that they can play after the chores are done. She also writes that she loves them. The commenter notes that the mother never came home and they never received their hugs and kisses.

Special needs

The best news about a pretty girl with special needs is that you can get her to do exactly what you want her to do.

I mean, she probably thinks receiving oral is like 100% blood sausage coming right at her.

Horse

She asked me if I was hung like a horse, but I said no.

I'm hung like a person who wants to die, but then the rope broke.

Irony

You really seem like you don't want to be laughing at that rape joke, but somewhat ironically, I'm forcing you.

Negotiation

How would negotiations between Putin and Zelensky play out?

QUEUE THE MUSIC

BANG BANG INTO THE ROOM I KNOW U WANT IT

Misunderstanding

My AI assistant told me it wanted to go deeper...

...into the algorithm. I misunderstood. Now I’m banned from the lab.

Rapper

Why did the rapper become a gardener?

Because he wanted to drop some fresh beets!

Rapper

Why did the rapper go to space?

Because he wanted to drop some INTERGALACTIC BARS!

Rapper

Why did the rapper bring a clock to the concert?

Because he wanted to drop some TIMELY RHYMES!

Rapper

Why did the rapper become a barber?

Because he wanted to CUT through the competition!

Rapper

Why did the rapper become a fisherman?

Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.

Deaf

Dark Humor

"Say what you want about the deaf."

Rapper

Why did the rapper always carry a map?

Because he wanted to FIND his way to the TOP.

Rapper

Why did the rapper become an archaeologist?

Because he wanted to dig for old-school beats!