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My AI assistant told me it wanted to go deeper...

...into the algorithm. I misunderstood. Now I’m banned from the lab.

"Say what you want about the deaf."

Yo mama so fat when she steps on the scale it says, "We want your weight not your phone number."

Who wants a spot of bukkake for bedtime?

The best news about a pretty girl with special needs is that you can get her to do exactly what you want her to do.

I mean, she probably thinks receiving oral is like 100% blood sausage coming right at her.

Two ropes meet. They ask each other, "Why are you wearing a hijab?" The other replies, "I want to go into the water now."

Are people still mad at Hasan from that dog incident? All he wanted to do was become the world’s first lightningbender.

How does a pimp answer when asked why he chose his occupation?

Answer: He wanted a stable source of income.

What is 6-inch long, in every men's pants or hands, and girls want?

- A smartphone, freak.

Why can’t orphans go to jail? Because they aren’t wanted.

I wasn't gonna tell another Epstein joke but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.

If you guys wanted to see a joke, just look in the mirror.

She asked me if I was hung like a horse, but I said no.

I'm hung like a person who wants to die, but then the rope broke.

Explain Bear, I want to kiss you.

If 9/11 happened again, I want to share a selfie of me flying that plane.

I wish you were a soap, because I want you all over me.

Stephen Hawking said he wants other physicists to follow in his footsteps.

Yo mama is so ugly that not even the Socs wanted to jump her.

When baseball players want to get together, what will they do?

Touch base.

My friend: I want to cut myself.

Me: No, don’t do that. *hands lighter* Do this instead.