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Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They wanted pepperoni, but got plane instead.
What do you say if you want to borrow your black sister's foundation? "Got any lighter shades?"
A Make-A-Wish patient wanted to see Black Panther IRL, so I pulled his plug.
If I wanted to hear beeping, I wouldn’t have pulled my grandma’s cord to live.
Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.
Hitler says, “Yes.”
Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?”
Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”
What is the difference between a carpet muncher and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
What is the difference between a carpet muncher and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a carpet muncher, you have to give her money.
My girlfriend is so stupid, she asked me if I wanted to shower with her to save money on our water bill, while we were staying at a hotel where we didn't even have to pay the water bill.
Yo mama's so fat, when she wants to take a bath, they need to make more H2O.
An orphan can’t ever play Grand Theft Auto V because he can’t get a wanted level.
Why do orphans rob the bank?
Because they want to be wanted.
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some fresh beets!
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to drop some DEEP SEA RHYMES.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT MIXTAPES.
Why did the rapper always carry a camera?
Because he wanted to "capture" the rap star!
My boss said “dress for the job you want, not for the job you have.” So I went in as Batman.
Why did the skydiver bring a backup parachute?
In case the first one wanted to "cut ties" with them mid-air.
"Do you want to hear a joke?"
"Yes."
"Okay, record yourself and then listen to it!"
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to make dough.