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Every depressed person just has to say, "I WANT TO JUMP OFF THAT TALL BUILDING RIGHT THERE!" and then points to the building and runs up to it like an immature child, and then they get disappointed when they aren't allowed into the building.
I'm so frickin' bored! Please, somebody want to chat? PLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEE!
Why was the Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it wanted to look up a 10 year old girl’s skirt.
Why did the girl bring the ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.
Why do people play basketball?
Because they want to learn how to suck balls.
I'm bored and I'm sure someone scrolling through here is too, so wanna chat? Pls.
Why do vegetarians give anonymous blowjobs at the glory hole at an adult book store? Because they don't want anybody to find out that they like meat.
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Me: I want to be a stand-up comedian.
Friend: You have to be able to stand up.
Joseph Jackson wants Michael's kids to tour as the Jackson 3.
Anyone want a free pizza? Because you liking a pizza with toppings that not many people enjoy allows you to eat the entire guilt free pizza, that they said they didn't want and everyone already offered you a slice of.
Rape jokes are like your dad's dick. You don't want it but you still get it anyway.
Why did the transgender girl want to be a boy?
Because momma never raised no pussy.
I wanted to learn how to drive a stick shift, but I couldn't find a manual.
Papyrus: You are so lazy, Sans!
Sans: Call me what you want. I got THICK SKIN!
Papyrus: Another bad joke and I'm finished with him!!
Frisk: HAHAHA
Papyrus: We are monsters. The awfulest kind!
Sans: To mess with us takes a lot of SPINE!!!
Kid #1: You're adopted.
Kid #2: At least they wanted me.
Kid #1: Did your real parents want you?
Why are all orphans criminals?
Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
I had a boyfriend once. He broke up with me because he "wanted to be more alive." I guess it didn't work when he went to my basement.
Why do orphans want to get married so bad?
To have someone to call "daddy."
Dad: Want to go to the park, kid?
Kid: Sure.
Dad: Come on.
Kid: Why are we at the orphanage?
Dad: Go in.