Want jokes
I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help.
Later that week, I ran into them on the dance floor. One of them asked me if I wanted to dance. I told her no. The other asked me if I knew what was cracking. I calmly said, "The floor."
When my Uncle Frank died, he wanted his cremations to be buried in his favorite beer mug.
His last wish was to be Frank in Stein.
I don't want to brag, I finished the puzzle in under a week, and it said 2-4 years on the box.
What is the difference between a feminazi and a female prostitute?
If you want the female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
Why did the orphan turn gay?
A: Because he wanted someone to call him "daddy."
lol so true
I told my dad that I wanted to go to a college with a 100% acceptance rate and a 50% graduation rate, and he said, "Your mom doesn't count as a college!"
I don't want to sleep like a baby. I want to sleep like my husband.
Want to know how you make any salad into a Caesar salad?
Stab it twenty-three times.
Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Why did the orphan take a selfie?
Because he wanted a family portrait.
Hi guys, I am Logan Taub the toad. I just want to say that my cock is so, so, so tiny. It could fit 50 times in the crack of my butt chin!!!!! Also, I am trans👍
Why do orphans always become criminals?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with kids.
The orphan wanted to go on a field trip, but he needed his parent's signature.
Why can't orphans be robbers?
Because they're not wanted.
Lily, Amy, Natalie, and Gabriella, it's my birthday tomorrow. Please come if you want to come. If you come to the party, there will be snacks and cake. Ty.
Why I can’t be skinny? I hurt myself for fatting. - Jenny
Hello please I want gain wait. - Jenny year later.
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "She was a little tardy."
I asked her, "I thought they all were."
You are so fat that the last time you stepped on the weighing scale, the doctor said, "I want your weight and not [your] phone number."
Dear algebra,
I don't want to find your X. I don't know Y she left you.