Want jokes

I don't want to brag, I finished the puzzle in under a week, and it said 2-4 years on the box.

Why did the orphan turn gay?

A: Because he wanted someone to call him "daddy."

Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.

My lesbian neighbors and my sister gave me a Rolex for my birthday. I guess they misunderstood when I said I wanted a watch.

Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with kids.

Hi guys, I am Logan Taub the toad. I just want to say that my cock is so, so, so tiny. It could fit 50 times in the crack of my butt chin!!!!! Also, I am trans👍

Why do orphans always become criminals?

Because they want to feel wanted.

Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?

Because they want to feel wanted.

Why did the orphan take a selfie?

Because he wanted a family portrait.

I wanted to make a joke about dandruff.

People are still scratching their heads over it.

I told my dad that I wanted to go to a college with a 100% acceptance rate and a 50% graduation rate, and he said, "Your mom doesn't count as a college!"

What is the difference between a feminazi and a female prostitute?

If you want the female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.

Want to know how you make any salad into a Caesar salad?

Stab it twenty-three times.

When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.

Say what you want about Jeffery Dahmer, but he always managed to get a head.

Lily, Amy, Natalie, and Gabriella, it's my birthday tomorrow. Please come if you want to come. If you come to the party, there will be snacks and cake. Ty.

Why I can’t be skinny? I hurt myself for fatting. - Jenny

Hello please I want gain wait. - Jenny year later.

I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.

I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"

She said, "She was a little tardy."

I asked her, "I thought they all were."

Brrr, it's fucking cold outside, aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh, how about the latest phone!

Who me? Oh, I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!

No joke. I just want to say that my thoughts are with the Ukrainian people, and I wish them the best. Best of luck.