Want jokes

My lesbian neighbors and my sister gave me a Rolex for my birthday. I guess they misunderstood when I said I wanted a watch.

Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with kids.

Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?

Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!

Brrr, it's fucking cold outside, aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh, how about the latest phone!

Who me? Oh, I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!

Teacher: What do you kids want to be when you grow up?

Kid 1: I want to be a firefighter.

Kid 2: I want to be a police officer.

Kid 3: I want to be dead like both my parents.

Teacher: Ok, everyone pull out your books.

Kid 4: Are we going to ignore what he said?

Teacher: What do you want me to do? Call his parents?

Why do orphans want to be criminals? Because they want to feel what it’s like to be wanted.

Why can orphans get away with robbing the bank?

Because no one wants him.

No joke. I just want to say that my thoughts are with the Ukrainian people, and I wish them the best. Best of luck.

Why can orphans just be gay?

Cause they want to call somebody "daddy."

Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be water melon.

Why do orphans want to die?

Because they might see their parents in Heaven.

A 17 year old pregnant Juanita flew all the way to NY from TX to get an abortion. Initially, she was denied the procedure because she wasn't COVID boosted, but after she explained the father was religious and wanted to be involved, they quickly resolved the threat.

What might an aborted child want for Christmas?

..... a home that isn't a bin.

A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.

A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"

The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.

Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it?

And yes, I’m giving it away. Remember: Share, share, share! And trolls: Don’t get BLOCKED!

When younger girls say, "I want my period, or it will not be bad."

*eating chocolate in bed crying* My face at them when they say that. 🤣🙄😵

Them: "I got my period." *them hurting*. Me: "Told ya."

Why did most orphans become prostitutes?

Because they wanted a daddy.

I want to be like pizza so I can get cut into 8 pieces.

Why can't orphans be criminals?

They aren't wanted...

Why does an orphan want to be a prostitute?

Because they want to call someone "daddy."