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"Hi, honey, how do you want buns?"
I once went to the bank with some raisins because I wanted to set up a current account.
Well on the positive side: the Mexicans will probably want to pay for, and build, that wall at this point! Maybe the Canadians as well; two free walls!
My mom holds up a hot dog and shouts, "WHO WANTS A WIENIE!?"
Do you want to hear a joke?
Never mind, it’s too punny.
Brrr, it's fucking cold outside, aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh, how about the latest phone!
Who me? Oh, I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!
Why does an orphan want to be a prostitute?
Because they want to call someone "daddy."
Why can't orphans be criminals?
They aren't wanted...
Why can orphans get away with robbing the bank?
Because no one wants him.
Why do orphans want to be criminals? Because they want to feel what it’s like to be wanted.
I want to be loved.
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
What might an aborted child want for Christmas?
..... a home that isn't a bin.
Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be water melon.
No joke. I just want to say that my thoughts are with the Ukrainian people, and I wish them the best. Best of luck.
Why do orphans want to die?
Because they might see their parents in Heaven.
Why can orphans just be gay?
Cause they want to call somebody "daddy."
A 17 year old pregnant Juanita flew all the way to NY from TX to get an abortion. Initially, she was denied the procedure because she wasn't COVID boosted, but after she explained the father was religious and wanted to be involved, they quickly resolved the threat.
Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it?
And yes, I’m giving it away. Remember: Share, share, share! And trolls: Don’t get BLOCKED!
I want to be like pizza so I can get cut into 8 pieces.