Want jokes

Why do orphans want to die?

Because they might see their parents in Heaven.

Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be water melon.

Why can orphans just be gay?

Cause they want to call somebody "daddy."

A 17 year old pregnant Juanita flew all the way to NY from TX to get an abortion. Initially, she was denied the procedure because she wasn't COVID boosted, but after she explained the father was religious and wanted to be involved, they quickly resolved the threat.

Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it?

And yes, I’m giving it away. Remember: Share, share, share! And trolls: Don’t get BLOCKED!

What might an aborted child want for Christmas?

..... a home that isn't a bin.

Boyfriend: Let's go to bed.

Girlfriend: No.

Boyfriend: Why?

Girlfriend: Because you want sex.

Boyfriend: No, I don't.

NEXT MINUTE

The man could hear banging.

When younger girls say, "I want my period, or it will not be bad."

*eating chocolate in bed crying* My face at them when they say that. 🤣🙄😵

Them: "I got my period." *them hurting*. Me: "Told ya."

Why did most orphans become prostitutes?

Because they wanted a daddy.

What did the hairdresser say to the power line?

"Want a power cut?"

Why was the egg naughty? Because he wanted a good cracking!

Want to hear a joke, huh?

Me........

Q: Why doesn’t Toledo have a professional football team?

A: Because then, Cincinnati would want one.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it's tearable.

Why can orphans get away with robbing the bank?

Because no one wants him.

Why do orphans want to be criminals? Because they want to feel what it’s like to be wanted.

Why can't orphans be criminals?

They aren't wanted...

Why does an orphan want to be a prostitute?

Because they want to call someone "daddy."

I want to be like pizza so I can get cut into 8 pieces.

I want to be loved.