Want jokes

This name makes me want to close season instead of open it.

Hi Leyla, I have been trying to reach you for a while. Where have you been? I was wondering if you wanted to chat.

Are you a knife?

Because I want to deep throat you.

Chalie has an eating disorder, and he is shorter, so is his life, but he will never get a wife. He's a gay motherfucker who wants to be hit by a trucker?

Are you a train because I want to get railed by you? ;)

Why do orphans want to be gay?

Because they will have someone to call "daddy" for once.

What did one candle say to the other?

"Want to go out tonight?"

What did the orphan want for Christmas?

Parents.

You're the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you.

Why does an orphan always try to escape the orphanage?

Because he wants to get money to buy a family since they won't buy him.

Dear Gwen and Prince,

Gwen and Prince, sorry for being mean and cussing and other messed up nonsense. To be honest, I really just wanted to be your friends, all both of you! BTW Prince, Gwen is not dating Aiden...I don't even know who Aiden is! Sorry a million times, Zreina.

Well on the positive side: the Mexicans will probably want to pay for, and build, that wall at this point! Maybe the Canadians as well; two free walls!

What's the definition of a bastard?

Answer: A man with a 1 inch dick and a 10 inch tongue and all he wants to do is fuck!

My mom holds up a hot dog and shouts, "WHO WANTS A WIENIE!?"

Orphan: I want to be like Batman.

Orphan worker: You are already like him, honey.

Do you want to hear a joke?

Never mind, it’s too punny.

My pathological cheater of a sister wanted to play a board game with me.

I turned her down because I didn't like the Risk involved.

What did the fish say to the other fish?

"I want my life to be H2O-ver!"

My car fell in a ditch today. Didn't want any more cars falling, so I put a car-pet over it.

I once went to the bank with some raisins because I wanted to set up a current account.