Want jokes

Lily, Amy, Natalie, and Gabriella, it's my birthday tomorrow. Please come if you want to come. If you come to the party, there will be snacks and cake. Ty.

I told my dad that I wanted to go to a college with a 100% acceptance rate and a 50% graduation rate, and he said, "Your mom doesn't count as a college!"

I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.

I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"

She said, "She was a little tardy."

I asked her, "I thought they all were."

What is the difference between a feminazi and a female prostitute?

If you want the female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.

Why did the orphan turn gay?

A: Because he wanted someone to call him "daddy."

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Why do orphans always become criminals?

Because they want to feel wanted.

Why do orphans always go to white vans when someone asks?

Because they want to feel wanted.

Why did the orphan take a selfie?

Because he wanted a family portrait.

Dear algebra,

I don't want to find your X. I don't know Y she left you.

What did the fish say to the other fish?

"I want my life to be H2O-ver!"

My car fell in a ditch today. Didn't want any more cars falling, so I put a car-pet over it.

I once went to the bank with some raisins because I wanted to set up a current account.

Orphan: I want to be like Batman.

Orphan worker: You are already like him, honey.

"Hi, honey, how do you want buns?"

Why do you want me?

Cus u like me...

What do you mean?

You love me.

No.

Look down.

Want to know how you make any salad into a Caesar salad?

Stab it twenty-three times.

I don't want to brag, I finished the puzzle in under a week, and it said 2-4 years on the box.

I don't want to sleep like a baby. I want to sleep like my husband.

When my Uncle Frank died, he wanted his cremations to be buried in his favorite beer mug.

His last wish was to be Frank in Stein.