Want jokes
My mom holds up a hot dog and shouts, "WHO WANTS A WIENIE!?"
Orphan: I want to be like Batman.
Orphan worker: You are already like him, honey.
What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?
A vowel movement.
Dear algebra,
I don't want to find your X. I don't know Y she left you.
They used to laugh when I said I wanted to be a comedian.
Well, they're not laughing now!
Memes
corporate wants u to tell the difference
What did the fish say to the other fish?
"I want my life to be H2O-ver!"
My car fell in a ditch today. Didn't want any more cars falling, so I put a car-pet over it.
Why do you want me?
Cus u like me...
What do you mean?
You love me.
No.
Look down.
"Hi, honey, how do you want buns?"
I once went to the bank with some raisins because I wanted to set up a current account.
Yo mama so fat, thatās why people donāt want to marry her, except for fat guys.
I'm bored. If you want to friend me in Roblox, my username is Talitha95g and my nickname is talithafromamirica.
Do you want to hear a joke?
You.
What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws?
Outlaws are wanted :)
I wanted to fall off a cliff, sadly, there aren't any cliffs near my house.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?
Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!
I was at work and a few fat women came up to me and asked for some help.
Later that week, I ran into them on the dance floor. One of them asked me if I wanted to dance. I told her no. The other asked me if I knew what was cracking. I calmly said, "The floor."
Kid says to genie,
"I want to be like Batman!"
Kid goes home, both of them are dead.
I don't want to sleep like a baby. I want to sleep like my husband.
When my Uncle Frank died, he wanted his cremations to be buried in his favorite beer mug.
His last wish was to be Frank in Stein.