Want jokes

What did the orphan want for Christmas?

Parents.

Are you a knife?

Because I want to deep throat you.

Are you a train because I want to get railed by you? ;)

Who wants to buy my new NFT?

Why do orphans want to be gay?

Because they will have someone to call "daddy" for once.

What did one candle say to the other?

"Want to go out tonight?"

This name makes me want to close season instead of open it.

Dear Gwen and Prince,

Gwen and Prince, sorry for being mean and cussing and other messed up nonsense. To be honest, I really just wanted to be your friends, all both of you! BTW Prince, Gwen is not dating Aiden...I don't even know who Aiden is! Sorry a million times, Zreina.

You're the type of guy to have a whole training arc after a girl wants to fight you.

Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up?

That depressed kid in class: Dead.

Why do you want me?

Cus u like me...

What do you mean?

You love me.

No.

Look down.

What did the fish say to the other fish?

"I want my life to be H2O-ver!"

My car fell in a ditch today. Didn't want any more cars falling, so I put a car-pet over it.

My pathological cheater of a sister wanted to play a board game with me.

I turned her down because I didn't like the Risk involved.

Orphan: I want to be like Batman.

Orphan worker: You are already like him, honey.

What do you call a group of letters that like to dance but make you want to poop?

A vowel movement.

They used to laugh when I said I wanted to be a comedian.

Well, they're not laughing now!

Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the show?

Because he wanted to drop some FLY VERSES!

I wanted to make a joke about dandruff.

People are still scratching their heads over it.

Say what you want about Jeffery Dahmer, but he always managed to get a head.