Want jokes

Why can't an orphan be a criminal? Because they are not wanted.

Why is NASA so sus?

'Cause they wanted to see Uranus.

Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?

Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.

I'm not transphobic. I just want transparency...

Daddy, good morning, please, I want too, but Davido's second-hand towel is 2.5 million.

The UK is a joke. I want to leave ASAP.

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

Because he wanted to go to high school.

You're adopted, do you want to know why? Because you're so ugly.

"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"

Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.

What do you call a person with no arms and legs?

You can call him whatever you want; he's not coming.

Have a child you don't want? Just drop them off at a school they don't know and drive away.

What is the difference between an orphan and a bandit?

One's wanted.

Are you adopted?

No.

I mean, who would want you?

Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?

A: They both want Anthony's neck.

Why did the chicken cross the road why? Because they wanted to kick someone in the family.

One day an orphan went to jail, and a big dude went behind him and said, "I want you." The orphan said, "Finally!"

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Johnny.

Johnny who?

Johnny want yo' mommy.

I want to die at a party. This is because nobody can be sad over me.

What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?

I want them both in my mouth!

I wanted to hire a butler for my new mansion in downtown LA. As he arrived, he introduced himself and I discovered it was Ghostionel Pessi.

I asked him why is he working as a butler? He told me that “a big game is coming up so he needs to refine his bottleling skills.” DAMN PESSI!