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Israel is so fat, when he goes to KFC and they ask what size bucket he wants, he says, "The one on the roof!"đ
It's impossible to rape a rapeist because rapeists want sex.
No offense to anyone though. I donât understand why everyone is bullying a person named Gwen?
My opinion is well âitâs just a regular person wanting to do jokes. You never know. It could be an adult or a kid.â
So leave her alone. Thank you. đ
Liam Gallagher went into a café for a cup of tea. The assistant asked him if "he wanted a roll with it."
The granddaughter wanted to see granny. She killed herself.
Memes
Your forehead is so big your soulmate didn't even want you.
Why did the chef cook his eggs on the golf course? Because he wanted them par-boiled!
My friend wasn't laughing at my jokes, so I said, "Is your funny bone broken?" But he got mad, and then I said, "Do you have a bone to pick with me?" He tried to insult me, but I said, "Call me what you want, I got thick skin," and this story was down to the bone.
A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "Give me 2 beers." The bartender gives him two beers and coughs in the guy's beer bottles before giving it to him. The guy says to the bartender, "Hey, what are you doing? I didn't order Bud Lights, I want Corona beer." The bartender replies, "Sir, I gave you a mix of Bud Light and Corona, and it's on the house, everyone is drinking Corona tonight."
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what itâs like to be Wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They donât know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphanâs family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter âfâ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphanâs least favorite song? "We are Family."
Whatâs an orphanâs least favorite TV show? "Family Guy."
Whatâs an orphanâs least favorite movie? "Meet the Parents."
Whatâs an orphanâs least favorite type of music? House.
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Whatâs an orphanâs least favorite store? Home Depot.
Whatâs an orphanâs favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Fosterâs.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because itâs the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
"2001 just called and they want their towers back."
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Why did the egg cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to be scrambled!
When I was 11, my mom came home from the bar super drunk that night, and I just wanted to know if they knew where the cat was because I heard a noise. We had a loooooooong talk the next morning.
I want to die at a party. This is because nobody can be sad over me.
The UK is a joke. I want to leave ASAP.
"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"
Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.
What do you call a person with no arms and legs?
You can call him whatever you want; he's not coming.
Q: What do Satan and a priest have in common?
A: They both want Anthony's neck.