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"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man," said the young woman.
"Why?" said her friend.
"Oh, I don't know, just men are so cool,"
"Is that the only reason?" said her friend.
"Maybe........" said the young woman. "Maybe."
Want to know something? Jason and Michael Myers had to watch their family while they have to live forever. That's why they kill; they're trying to make people experience what they did.
I became anti-furry because I don't want Doom Slayer after me.
Man from 2001 just called. They want a tower back.
Teacher: "Do you guys want to get in trouble?"
Kid named Teacher: *
Memes
How is tightrope walking like getting a blowjob from someone ugly?
If you want to enjoy either, you absolutely can’t look down.
Why did the rapper bring a basketball to the studio?
Because they wanted to drop some hoops.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT BARS in the kitchen!
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to GROW his fan base.
Why did the rapper become a fisherman?
Because he wanted to reel in the BEST HOOKS.
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some ROOT RHYMES.
Why did the rapper become a tailor?
Because they wanted to drop some fresh THREADS.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because they wanted to bake some BEATS.
Why did the rapper become a plumber?
Because he wanted to lay down some SICK PIPES!
I forgot the joke I wanted to say.
Chat, is this real?
Why did the egg cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to be scrambled!
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
Why do cops never put orphans in jail?
Because they aren't wanted.
Teacher on school bus, "Everybody sit down now, the bus is about to start."
Ben: "I’m not going to sit down. I don’t want to."
Teacher: "You have to, or else you have to get off the bus."
Teacher: "*stands up*"
Ben: "Then you should get off the bus 'cause you're not sitting."
A teacher wanted to sing, so she did. This is what she said:
"You have no family, even though you're broker than me."