Want jokes
What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:
Here comes the airplane.
Why do orphans play GTA? Because they can’t be wanted.
When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.
It's funny how teachers are supposed to educate new lives, but only teach certain kids how much they want to commit suicide and how many ways there are.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror.
Joseph Jackson wants Michael's kids to tour as the Jackson 3.
A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."
He went home, his parents weren't there.
What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?
"Here Comes The Airplane!"
When you don't wear earrings for a long time, the hole can close, and it hurts so much when you want to put it back. 🙄🙄 😁😁😁🤣
Why did John rape his mother? Because he wanted a brother to play Mario Kart with.
A man marries a blonde chick, lives a happy life together, and the man asks his wife if she wants kids. She says "yes".
So, a couple of years go by, and they have one boy and one girl. They go to school, go home with their report cards, and the dad asks what their grades were. The son says he's not doing well, same with the daughter. They ask why they're doing so bad in school, and the dad replies with "ask your mother that question!"
I want to run. I go Iran, because I RAN, not IRAN, because it’s an Iran joke about the country, not the movement.
"My friend and her boyfriend were kissing until she puts her tongue down his throat, and what happens next is really weird."
The tongue gets stuck in his throat and starts to guh-guh-gughhh trying to get her tongue out of his throat, but it cumssssss out with spit all over his tongue, then they break up because he didn't want that to happen ever again...:/
Why does an orphan wanna be a criminal?
Because they wanna be wanted.
There was a disabled kid at my door. He said, "I'm selling some cookies, want to buy one?" I said, "Well, if you stand up, sure."
Why did Hitler kill himself?
He didn’t want to pay the gas bill.
A guy gives labor to a baby girl and a boy twins. The doctor said but the lady was like,
"Ugh, why do I need my husband to be in labor and I want a girl, not a boy, just a girl!"
The lady passed out 😵 and then found out she was in a coma. The man who was in labor died. The two babies got a nanny, an evil one. The nanny killed the babies on their first birthday.
Do you want to know how the NY Jets got their name?
A big guy told the small guy, "Do you want a little pill because you look ill, or should I smash you?"