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To start off this Christmas season, I'ma make a list of what I want, then I'ma make plans with my family, then to start off my decorations, I'ma start with the first ornament and hang myself.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're not wanted.
You go h dichotomy lol what do you want to what what’s the name for the address for sure what’s what I name it says I name it lol I don’t o I have to get r CB n nu set set e Okay okay I’ll be at my place.
Why did the orphan become a criminal? It wants to be wanted.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
If you want an orphan joke, just look in a mirror.
Why did the orphan run away?
They wanted to go home.
Are you acid, cause I want to throw [you] at my face?
What did the terrorist do when New York didn’t want his food:
Here comes the airplane.
Why do orphans play GTA? Because they can’t be wanted.
When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.
It's funny how teachers are supposed to educate new lives, but only teach certain kids how much they want to commit suicide and how many ways there are.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror.
Joseph Jackson wants Michael's kids to tour as the Jackson 3.
A boy went to a genie and said, "I want to be like Batman."
He went home, his parents weren't there.
What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?
"Here Comes The Airplane!"
When you don't wear earrings for a long time, the hole can close, and it hurts so much when you want to put it back. 🙄🙄 😁😁😁🤣
Why did John rape his mother? Because he wanted a brother to play Mario Kart with.
A man marries a blonde chick, lives a happy life together, and the man asks his wife if she wants kids. She says "yes".
So, a couple of years go by, and they have one boy and one girl. They go to school, go home with their report cards, and the dad asks what their grades were. The son says he's not doing well, same with the daughter. They ask why they're doing so bad in school, and the dad replies with "ask your mother that question!"