Wall jokes
Yo mama so fat it took her 3 seconds to cross the Great Wall of China.
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
A door.
A father and three sons are renovating a house when a wall of that house collapses and breaks the father's back. Keeping calm, he tells the sons, "Well, I guess this is what you would call back-breaking labor." He chuckled, then passed out from pain.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They put doorknobs on a wall and said, "Open the door."
What do emo kids and Hitler have in common?
There's gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something.
Donald Trump didn't even finish the wall. He should have hired Mexicans to do it!
He went too far away from the wall, and he got unplugged.
What's the difference between a broken shovel and a young child?
The shovel doesn't cry when you swing it into a wall repeatedly.
What happens when a Jewish guy walks into a wall with a full erection?
He breaks his nose.
I was staying over at my friend's; for the purpose of the joke, he shall be called Kian. It was 03:00 am and everyone else was asleep when I heard a soft banging on the wall. I left the room to inspect it. Kian lived with his grandad John Hauge; it was thought he had a huge slong.
The banging was getting louder, and so too was my heartbeat. I opened John's door and ventured into the room. John was fully naked. There was a glory hole through the wall where I could make it Kian's ass. This is what I have been waiting for. I rip off my shorts, which Ali G bought for me, and silently moved towards John. I shoved [my] 1-inch wonder in his ear. John furiously turned around and slapped me with his cock, "You little gimp, get on the bed."
Kian came in the room with a 2-litre bottle of Irn Bru. He demanded, "What the fudge are you doing?"
I replied smoothly, "Kian, you tracksuit warrior, you have a camel toe!"
Kian fires back, "Shut it, Paul, you have genital warts!"
John screams, "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
He then gives us it so rough I can't walk the next day, but [I] feel pleasured for eternity.
By Lewis
He plays Fortnite just to build walls.
What happens when an asian with an erection bumps into a wall? he breaks his nose
How do you tell if someone is depressed?
The brains on the wall.
Sign on my attorney's office wall: "You can't have manslaughter without laughter."
Mexican runs into a wall. He loses hope.
What happens when two walls meet?
They are cornered.
Why does Mexico not have a good athletics team? Because anyone who can run or jump is already over the wall.
1. Your face is so ugly, I thought it was deformed. It probably was anyways.
2. Even if Donald Trump had time to build a wall, it was probably so you won't squish us with your fatass.
If someone says your face is deformed, just say that's what happens when I look at you.
Welcome.
Why couldn't the kid go rock wall climbing?
Because every time he moved his leg upward, his prosthetic leg fell off.