Wall jokes
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
Question: What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?
Answer: Damn!
What was one cool thing about Hitler?
He used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun.
This 15-year-old girl wanted a cross on her room with a long nail on the end over her bed. Unfortunately, it killed her dad because it fell off the wall.
(Do you get the joke?)
(Her dad was on her, and it fell and killed him.)
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.
I can't tell what's farther, the Great Wall of China, or how far Paul Walker flew out of his windshield.
Yo mama so fat Trump built a wall around her and not the border.
What do you call a Mexican door?
Dora.
Donald Trump didn't build a wall because he likes going to islands to touch little girls.
A Lew runs into a wall, what does he break? His Nose.
A Mexican runs into a wall, what does he break? His lawn mower.
What's the difference between a glass of chocolate milk and a toddler?
The thing is, I wasn't arrested for throwing a glass of chocolate milk against the wall.
Dulux have created a new type of paint. It's called "Sue Grey." It covers up everything.
I try and try every day, but 5 keep coming out. There's so money at this point my walls are built of babies.
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
Your Mom is so fat, she could be Trump's border wall.
I caught my wife this morning gazing at our marriage license of long ago that hangs upon our wall with tears in her eye!
Almost got teary eyed myself until she told me she was only looking for the expiration date!
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
What do you call someone who fixes walls?
Juan, probably.
How do you get a monkey off the wall?
You jerk him off!
Your forehead is so big, they used it for the Berlin Wall and the USA border.