Wall jokes
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
Question: What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?
Answer: Damn!
What was one cool thing about Hitler?
He used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun.
This 15-year-old girl wanted a cross on her room with a long nail on the end over her bed. Unfortunately, it killed her dad because it fell off the wall.
(Do you get the joke?)
(Her dad was on her, and it fell and killed him.)
I can't tell what's farther, the Great Wall of China, or how far Paul Walker flew out of his windshield.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.
Donald Trump didn't build a wall because he likes going to islands to touch little girls.
Yo mama so fat Trump built a wall around her and not the border.
What do you call a Mexican door?
Dora.
A Lew runs into a wall, what does he break? His Nose.
A Mexican runs into a wall, what does he break? His lawn mower.
What do you call someone who fixes walls?
Juan, probably.
Why is arson so fun?
IT'S A FIRE ACTIVITY!
HAHAHAHAHAHAPAHAAHAHIIRTAASIISISISHRNHHTHTHTHHNHSHSNIHTAHE
Day 83 of being trapped in þis room. I made a language. I call it hertof. I speak wiþ þe walls now.
Why do leftists strive for a literate population?
So people can understand their wall of text memes.
Your forehead is so big, they used it for the Berlin Wall and the USA border.
"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"
What is the Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country, wall climbing, and their favorite activity in the summer is lawn mowing.
How do you get a monkey off the wall?
You jerk him off!
The definition of the word "Disappointment" means running into a wall with a boner and breaking your nose.
When your boy tries to have a bad day while you're on your period:
Oh, you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg, and now my body is ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue?
What is a Mexican's favorite move in a video game?
Wall jumping.