Wall

Wall jokes

Dad

This 15-year-old girl wanted a cross on her room with a long nail on the end over her bed. Unfortunately, it killed her dad because it fell off the wall.

(Do you get the joke?)

(Her dad was on her, and it fell and killed him.)

Stereotype

A Lew runs into a wall, what does he break? His Nose.

A Mexican runs into a wall, what does he break? His lawn mower.

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  • Period

    When your boy tries to have a bad day while you're on your period:

    Oh, you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg, and now my body is ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue?

    Memes

    Paint

    Dulux have created a new type of paint. It's called "Sue Grey." It covers up everything.

    Marriage License

    I caught my wife this morning gazing at our marriage license of long ago that hangs upon our wall with tears in her eye!

    Almost got teary eyed myself until she told me she was only looking for the expiration date!

    Forehead

    Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?

    Answer: Ryan's forehead.

    Baby

    I try and try every day, but 5 keep coming out. There's so money at this point my walls are built of babies.

    Flag

    If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,

    that's a big red flag!

    House

    There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?

    Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.

    Chocolate Milk

    What's the difference between a glass of chocolate milk and a toddler?

    The thing is, I wasn't arrested for throwing a glass of chocolate milk against the wall.

    House

    "Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"

    Sport

    What is the Mexican's favorite sport?

    Cross country, wall climbing, and their favorite activity in the summer is lawn mowing.

    Mama

    Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.

    Move

    What is a Mexican's favorite move in a video game?

    Wall jumping.