Wall Jokes

This 15 year old girl wanted a cross on her room with a long nail on the end over her bed unfortunately it killed her dad because it fell off the wall

(Do you get the joke)

(Her dad was on her and it fell and killed him)

What does it take to paint a wall red?

Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.

what do u call a mexican door

dora

A Lew runs into a wall what does he break? His Nose

A Mexican runs into a wall what does he break? His lawn Mower

Dulux have created a new type of paint its called Sue Grey it covers up everything.

what's the difference between a glass of chocolate milk and a toddler? The thing is I wasn't arrested for throwing a glass of chocolate milk against the wall

When your boy tries to have a bad day while you're on your period:

Oh you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg and now my body is ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue?

What do you call someone who fixes walls? Juan probably.

What is the Mexicans favorite sports?

Cross country, wall climbing, and their favorite activity in the summer is lawn mowing.

There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs? Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.

What is a Mexicans favorite move in a video game? Wall jumping

i try and try every day.. but 5 keep comibg out theres so money at this point my walls are built of babies.

Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer. Answer: Ryans forehead

If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former soviet union hanging on the wall,

that's a big red flag!

I caught my wife this morning gazing at our marriage license of long ago that hangs upon our wall with tears in her eye! Almost got teary eyed myself until she told me she was only looking for the expiration date!

Hola soy Dora do you see Donald Trump That’s right he’s at my house and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him so she was Walled alive