Superman was bored and wanted to go out, he called all his super friends but they were all busy. He even calls Louis but it’s her time of the month. He flies to the liquor store and buy some beer and gets drunk. As has flying he sees wonder woman naked on top of the roof, he starts thinking 'I will fly down…and have sex with her sooooo fast “BURP” that she WON’T know what happen. "HICKUP" He flies to her faster than a speed of light BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG and flies away with a smile he passes out and crashed into a wall. Wonder woman jumps up and screams 'WHAT WAS THAT… the invisible man appears holding his butt and he gets off on wonder woman and says ‘I dont know but my butt hurts real bad’.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall

Dam

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

Depends on how many you throw.

The reason Stephen hawking died is because he drove to far away from the wall the cord unpluged

how Steven hawking’s died he drove to far a way from the wall and the cord got unplugged

He died because he rolled to far away from the wall outlet and got unplugged.

Stephen hawking drove too far from the wall and unplugged

He also forgot to pay the power bill

If you replaced the boss in Portal with a boy you would hear Stephen Hawking

GUY 1] how many babies does it take to paint a wall red

GUY 2] depends on how hard you through them

It was 2017, and lots of people were hating RiceGum because he released Frick Da Police, a diss track insulting Idubbbz’s Content Cop video on RiceGum

A few hours after the diss track was released, someone went to Rice’s house and spray painted Asian Jake Paul on the wall of the front of his house.

Rice went to “meet” Idubbbz, then he saw the graffiti.

“WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEE?”

Hours later, police found 4 suspects

“Explain”

Sus 1: I don’t vandalize

Sus 2: I was staying indoors because it was rainy

Sus 3: I fucking RiceGum, but I would not ruin his cheap ass house lol

Sus 4: I eat bricks

Police: I know who RiceGum: Who? Police: ITS-

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Notice anything in the number crowd?

Comment the answer below and I will see who is correct

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What is the difference between a human and a magic car 🚗? A magic car can fly and a house 🏡 can not fly

How many babies does it take to paint a wall. Depends on how hard you throw them.with fuk.

I was staying over at my friends, for the purpose of the joke he shall be called kian. It was 03.00 am and everyone else was asleep when i heard a soft banging on the wall. I left the room to inspect it, Kian lived with his grandad John Hauge it was thought he had a huge slong. The banging was getting louder and so to was my heartbeat, i opened John’s door and ventured into the room. John was fully naked, there was a glory hole threw the wall where i could make it kians ass. This is what i have been waiting for. I rip off my shorts which Ali G bought for me, and silently moved towards john. I shoved 1 inch wonder in his ear. John furiously turned around and slapped me with his cock, “you little gimp get on the bed”. Kian came in the room with a 2 litre bottle of irn bru, he demanded “what the fudge are you doing”. I replied smoothly "Kian you tracksuit warrior you have a camel toe" Kian fires back “shut it paul you have genital warts”. John screams "SHUT THE FUCK UP." He then gives us it so rough i can’t walk the next day, but feel pleasured for eternity.

By Lewis

“What happens when an Asian man runs into a brick wall?”

“A broken nose…”

He went to far away from the wall and he got unplugged.

How many dead babies does take to paint a wall- depends how hard you throw them

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on how hard you throw them.

I pooped in a bottle and stuck my finger through it. I took some of the boo boo out licked it and and rubbed it on a wall making a BOO BOO portal. I jumped into it and i saw BOO BOO LAND. I rolled all in the chunk poop and drank the diarrhea.

America:i going to build a wall

Nazi:been there

Soviet union:done that

I went to the bathroom and into a stall, to see a hole in the wall. I reminded me of ‘The Lickable Wallpaper’ from ‘Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory’. I jokingly started licking. Though, the carrot tasted musky, and kinda wrinkly.

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