Wall jokes
Your mom's so fat, Donald Trump built the wall around her.
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
What was one cool thing about Hitler?
He used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun.
This 15-year-old girl wanted a cross on her room with a long nail on the end over her bed. Unfortunately, it killed her dad because it fell off the wall.
(Do you get the joke?)
(Her dad was on her, and it fell and killed him.)
I can't tell what's farther, the Great Wall of China, or how far Paul Walker flew out of his windshield.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.
Donald Trump didn't build a wall because he likes going to islands to touch little girls.
Yo mama so fat Trump built a wall around her and not the border.
What do you call a Mexican door?
Dora.
A Lew runs into a wall, what does he break? His Nose.
A Mexican runs into a wall, what does he break? His lawn mower.
Your forehead is so big, they used it for the Berlin Wall and the USA border.
Why do leftists strive for a literate population?
So people can understand their wall of text memes.
Why is arson so fun?
IT'S A FIRE ACTIVITY!
HAHAHAHAHAHAPAHAAHAHIIRTAASIISISISHRNHHTHTHTHHNHSHSNIHTAHE
Day 83 of being trapped in þis room. I made a language. I call it hertof. I speak wiþ þe walls now.
The definition of the word "Disappointment" means running into a wall with a boner and breaking your nose.
What do you call someone who fixes walls?
Juan, probably.
How do you get a monkey off the wall?
You jerk him off!
What is the Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country, wall climbing, and their favorite activity in the summer is lawn mowing.
What's the difference between a glass of chocolate milk and a toddler?
The thing is, I wasn't arrested for throwing a glass of chocolate milk against the wall.
Your Mom is so fat, she could be Trump's border wall.
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.