Wall jokes
Question: What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?
Answer: Damn!
What was one cool thing about Hitler?
He used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun.
This 15-year-old girl wanted a cross on her room with a long nail on the end over her bed. Unfortunately, it killed her dad because it fell off the wall.
(Do you get the joke?)
(Her dad was on her, and it fell and killed him.)
What does it take to paint a wall red?
Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.
I can't tell what's farther, the Great Wall of China, or how far Paul Walker flew out of his windshield.
Memes
i found this in my school. i kept it. its hanging in my room, on my wall.
Yo mama so fat Trump built a wall around her and not the border.
What do you call a Mexican door?
Dora.
A Lew runs into a wall, what does he break? His Nose.
A Mexican runs into a wall, what does he break? His lawn mower.
Your forehead is so big, they used it for the Berlin Wall and the USA border.
What do you call someone who fixes walls?
Juan, probably.
When your boy tries to have a bad day while you're on your period:
Oh, you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg, and now my body is ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue?
What is a Mexican's favorite move in a video game?
Wall jumping.
What is the Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country, wall climbing, and their favorite activity in the summer is lawn mowing.
Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.
"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
I try and try every day, but 5 keep coming out. There's so money at this point my walls are built of babies.
Your Mom is so fat, she could be Trump's border wall.
What's the difference between a glass of chocolate milk and a toddler?
The thing is, I wasn't arrested for throwing a glass of chocolate milk against the wall.