What does it take to paint a wall red?
Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.
Yo mama so fat Trump built a wall around her and not the border.
what do u call a mexican door
dora
A Lew runs into a wall, what does he break? His Nose.
A Mexican runs into a wall, what does he break? His lawn mower.
There’s a one-story house in which everything is yellow. Yellow walls, yellow doors, yellow furniture. What color are the stairs?
Answer: There aren’t any—it’s a one-story house.
What's the difference between a glass of chocolate milk and a toddler?
The thing is, I wasn't arrested for throwing a glass of chocolate milk against the wall.
I caught my wife this morning gazing at our marriage license of long ago that hangs upon our wall with tears in her eye!
Almost got teary eyed myself until she told me she was only looking for the expiration date!
What is a Mexicans favorite move in a video game? Wall jumping
Your Mom is so fat she can be trumps border wall
What is the Mexicans favorite sports?
Cross country, wall climbing, and their favorite activity in the summer is lawn mowing.
Dulux have created a new type of paint. It's called "Sue Grey." It covers up everything.
I try and try every day, but 5 keep coming out. There's so money at this point my walls are built of babies.
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
Hey Ryan, what do you call a wall so large no man can conquer?
Answer: Ryan's forehead.
When your boy tries to have a bad day while you're on your period:
Oh, you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg, and now my body is ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue?
What do you call someone who fixes walls?
Juan, probably.
How do you get a monkey off the wall?
You jerk him off!
Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.
"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"
The definition of the word "Disappointment" means running into a wall with a boner and breaking your nose.
