Wall jokes
What's the difference between a glass of chocolate milk and a toddler?
The thing is, I wasn't arrested for throwing a glass of chocolate milk against the wall.
Dulux have created a new type of paint. It's called "Sue Grey." It covers up everything.
I caught my wife this morning gazing at our marriage license of long ago that hangs upon our wall with tears in her eye!
Almost got teary eyed myself until she told me she was only looking for the expiration date!
How do you get a monkey off the wall?
You jerk him off!
The definition of the word "Disappointment" means running into a wall with a boner and breaking your nose.
Memes
i found this in my school. i kept it. its hanging in my room, on my wall.
Why do leftists strive for a literate population?
So people can understand their wall of text memes.
Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall, his mom did a terri-fried call.
He got hurt in a egg-cident, and it never got eggs-elent.
When the eggs-plant was over, he got told to use the mower.
It happened too fast, he watched the very last.
Next he died, eaten all fried.
What is the similarity between Pink Floyd and Donald Trump:
The best thing they did was a wall.
What did the teacher say when he raped his naughty student?
"Face the wall!"
Yesterday on the school bus my friend in front of me said she was 41% Irish and 15% Mexican.
Then my friend sitting next to me said, “Wow, almost half leprechaun!”
Then I said, “Yeah, and 15 percent wall climber!”
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on Trump's wall 24 hours every day.
I played Clash of Clans, and when I requested troops, all I got were some Muslim wall breakers.
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "Fuck him, he's only an egg."
What's pink, red, and silver and bumps into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.
How did the man in prison escape?
He drew a bum on the wall and slid through the crack.
Well on the positive side: the Mexicans will probably want to pay for, and build, that wall at this point! Maybe the Canadians as well; two free walls!
What problems might a blind child run into?
A wall.
He plays Fortnite just to build walls.