Wall jokes
Why do leftists strive for a literate population?
So people can understand their wall of text memes.
Why is arson so fun?
IT'S A FIRE ACTIVITY!
HAHAHAHAHAHAPAHAAHAHIIRTAASIISISISHRNHHTHTHTHHNHSHSNIHTAHE
Day 83 of being trapped in þis room. I made a language. I call it hertof. I speak wiþ þe walls now.
"Hola soy Dora, do you see Donald Trump? That’s right, he’s at my house, and he’s building a wall to separate me and Caillou. And Mami won’t let him, so she was walled alive!"
What is the Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country, wall climbing, and their favorite activity in the summer is lawn mowing.
What is a Mexican's favorite move in a video game?
Wall jumping.
The definition of the word "Disappointment" means running into a wall with a boner and breaking your nose.
When your boy tries to have a bad day while you're on your period:
Oh, you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg, and now my body is ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue?
Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall, his mom did a terri-fried call.
He got hurt in a egg-cident, and it never got eggs-elent.
When the eggs-plant was over, he got told to use the mower.
It happened too fast, he watched the very last.
Next he died, eaten all fried.
What is the similarity between Pink Floyd and Donald Trump:
The best thing they did was a wall.
What did the teacher say when he raped his naughty student?
"Face the wall!"
Yesterday on the school bus my friend in front of me said she was 41% Irish and 15% Mexican.
Then my friend sitting next to me said, “Wow, almost half leprechaun!”
Then I said, “Yeah, and 15 percent wall climber!”
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on Trump's wall 24 hours every day.
How did the man in prison escape?
He drew a bum on the wall and slid through the crack.
What's pink, red, and silver and bumps into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "Fuck him, he's only an egg."
What problems might a blind child run into?
A wall.
I played Clash of Clans, and when I requested troops, all I got were some Muslim wall breakers.
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
Well on the positive side: the Mexicans will probably want to pay for, and build, that wall at this point! Maybe the Canadians as well; two free walls!