What do you call someone who fixes walls?
Juan, probably.
Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall, his mom did a terri-fried call.
He got hurt in a egg-cident, and it never got eggs-elent.
When the eggs-plant was over, he got told to use the mower.
It happened too fast, he watched the very last.
Next he died, eaten all fried.
What is the similarity between Pink Floyd and Donald Trump:
The best thing they did was a wall.
What did the teacher say when he raped his naughty student?
"Face the wall!"
Yesterday on the school bus my friend in front of me said she was 41% Irish and 15% Mexican.
Then my friend sitting next to me said, “Wow, almost half leprechaun!”
Then I said, “Yeah, and 15 percent wall climber!”
Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on Trump's wall 24 hours every day.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
I played Clash of Clans, and when I requested troops, all I got were some Muslim wall breakers.
What was the color of the wallpaper in the Twin Towers?
... plane.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "Fuck him, he's only an egg."
What's pink, red, and silver and bumps into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.
How did the man in prison escape?
He drew a bum on the wall and slid through the crack.
Well on the positive side: the Mexicans will probably want to pay for, and build, that wall at this point! Maybe the Canadians as well; two free walls!
What problems might a blind child run into?
A wall.
Donald Trump didn't even finish the wall. He should have hired Mexicans to do it!
I can't tell what's farther, the Great Wall of China, or how far Paul Walker flew out of his windshield.
He plays Fortnite just to build walls.
Superman was bored and wanted to go out. He called all his super friends, but they were all busy. He even calls Louis, but it's her time of the month.
He flies to the liquor store and buys some beer and gets drunk. As he is flying, he sees Wonder Woman naked on top of the roof. He starts thinking, "I will fly down and have sex with her sooooo fast," BURP, "that she won't know what happened," HICKUP.
He flies to her faster than the speed of light, BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG, and flies away with a smile. He passes out and crashed into a wall.
Wonder Woman jumps up and screams, "WHAT WAS THAT?"
The Invisible Man appears, holding his butt, and he gets off on Wonder Woman and says, "I don't know, but my butt hurts real bad."
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? 327.
1. Your face is so ugly, I thought it was deformed. It probably was anyways.
2. Even if Donald Trump had time to build a wall, it was probably so you won't squish us with your fatass.
If someone says your face is deformed, just say that's what happens when I look at you.
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