Die

Austin

The reason Stephen hawking died is because he drove to far away from the wall the cord unpluged

Die

sean

how Steven hawking’s died he drove to far a way from the wall and the cord got unplugged

Die

Bayleigh

He died because he rolled to far away from the wall outlet and got unplugged.

Baby

Anonymous

How many dead babies does take to paint a wall- depends how hard you throw them

Baby

Yeeeet

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Forehead

Lewis Borthwick

I was staying over at my friends, for the purpose of the joke he shall be called kian. It was 03.00 am and everyone else was asleep when i heard a soft banging on the wall. I left the room to inspect it, Kian lived with his grandad John Hauge it was thought he had a huge slong. The banging was getting louder and so to was my heartbeat, i opened John’s door and ventured into the room. John was fully naked, there was a glory hole threw the wall where i could make it kians ass. This is what i have been waiting for. I rip off my shorts which Ali G bought for me, and silently moved towards john. I shoved 1 inch wonder in his ear. John furiously turned around and slapped me with his cock, “you little gimp get on the bed”. Kian came in the room with a 2 litre bottle of irn bru, he demanded “what the fudge are you doing”. I replied smoothly "Kian you tracksuit warrior you have a camel toe" Kian fires back “shut it paul you have genital warts”. John screams "SHUT THE FUCK UP." He then gives us it so rough i can’t walk the next day, but feel pleasured for eternity.

By Lewis

Baby

myunclesaidimgoodkisser

how many babies does it take to paint a wall?

how hard can you throw them!

Finger

Poop Poop

I pooped in a bottle and stuck my finger through it. I took some of the boo boo out licked it and and rubbed it on a wall making a BOO BOO portal. I jumped into it and i saw BOO BOO LAND. I rolled all in the chunk poop and drank the diarrhea.

Number

J0K35

It was 2017, and lots of people were hating RiceGum because he released Frick Da Police, a diss track insulting Idubbbz’s Content Cop video on RiceGum

A few hours after the diss track was released, someone went to Rice’s house and spray painted Asian Jake Paul on the wall of the front of his house.

Rice went to “meet” Idubbbz, then he saw the graffiti.

“WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEE?”

Hours later, police found 4 suspects

“Explain”

Sus 1: I don’t vandalize

Sus 2: I was staying indoors because it was rainy

Sus 3: I fucking RiceGum, but I would not ruin his cheap ass house lol

Sus 4: I eat bricks

Police: I know who RiceGum: Who? Police: ITS-

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Notice anything in the number crowd?

Comment the answer below and I will see who is correct

IE

Anonymous

WALL-IE

Dam

Shaan

What did the beaver say when it hit the wall?

Dam!

Baby

Gayle The Killer

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

I don’t know, either. It depends on how hard you throw them.

Baby

Yeetes

How many babies does it take to paint a wall, depneds on how hard you throw them

Miss

Summer

I prank called someone and I said is there a miss is wall there they said no they is there a Mr wall there they said no is there any Walls there they said no then what’s holding up your billding

America

Anonymous

America:i going to build a wall

Nazi:been there

Soviet union:done that

Bar

Uncle Jokes

A duck walks into a bar and says “Got any bread?” The bartender says “No bread here.” And then the duck says “Got any bread?” And the bartender says “Didn’t I just fing say that there was no bread here?" And the duck says “Got any bread?!” And the bartender says "You stupid duck! Or should I say d? There’s no bread here. Don’t make me say that again, or I’ll pin you to the wall with a nail.” So the duck says “Got any nails?” And then the bartender looks surprised, and says “Of course I’ve got f***ing nails. Can’t you see them?” And the duck says “Got any bread?” And the bartender throws the duck out of the bar.

Legs

Anonymous

Why could the kid go rock wall climbing?

Because, every time he moved his leg upward his prospetic leg fell off

Baby

Anonymous

How many babies does it take to paint a wall

Depends how hatd you throw them

FAR

Ya boi

Stephen Hawkins drove to far away from the wall and unplugged himself

Die

Anonymous

Why did Stephen Hawkins die?

He drove too far away from the wall.

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