WALL-IE

What did the beaver say when it hit the wall?

Dam!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall?

I don’t know, either. It depends on how hard you throw them.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall, depneds on how hard you throw them

I prank called someone and I said is there a miss is wall there they said no they is there a Mr wall there they said no is there any Walls there they said no then what’s holding up your billding

Riddles not jokes

What has 4 legs but cannot walk?

What has bark but no bite?

There’s a one-story house in which everything is orange. Orange walls, orange doors, orange furniture. What color are the stairs?

What has holes but can carry water?

What is in front of you, but cannot be seen?

What is something you have inside you that is pink, but cannot be seen?

What can you catch but not throw?

and last one

What can rule, but not command?

Tell meh the answers in the comments

like 90% of this was from this link: https://parade.com/947956/parade/riddles/

1 more thing: DoN"t google it or search it up, use ur brain to answer these.

Why could the kid go rock wall climbing?

Because, every time he moved his leg upward his prospetic leg fell off

A duck walks into a bar and says “Got any bread?” The bartender says “No bread here.” And then the duck says “Got any bread?” And the bartender says “Didn’t I just fing say that there was no bread here?" And the duck says “Got any bread?!” And the bartender says "You stupid duck! Or should I say d? There’s no bread here. Don’t make me say that again, or I’ll pin you to the wall with a nail.” So the duck says “Got any nails?” And then the bartender looks surprised, and says “Of course I’ve got f***ing nails. Can’t you see them?” And the duck says “Got any bread?” And the bartender throws the duck out of the bar.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall?

how hard can you throw them!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall

Depends how hatd you throw them

What’s the difference between George Bush and Donald Trump? One is into airline security, and one is into wall, turrets, and rockets. What’s the similarity between George Bush and Donald Trump? It just doesn’t work…

Stephen Hawkins drove to far away from the wall and unplugged himself

Why did Stephen Hawkins die?

He drove too far away from the wall.

He drove to far away from the wall and the cord unplugged

Y’know what’s really sad? Why break the fourth wall when you can turn the third wheel?

Yo mam so fat the trump used her like a wall.

Are we supposed to submit jokes?

This website.

Also how did trumps wall let this website in???

you walk into an area that has big asses on the wall and they fell lifelike so you put your dick into them and you go on the opposite side of the wall and women are naked through the wall

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red. Depends how hard you can throw them.

Yo forehead is bigger than the wall of China

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