Wall jokes
There was a little boy named Chris who was addicted to Roblox.
One day, his grandpa fell into a deep coma caused by a head injury.
One day, little Chris went to visit his poor grandpa. He brought his Windows 10 too, but it had no charge in it. After pulling out some wires and placing his into the wall, he started to hear a long beeping sound, but ignored it and continued to play Roblox. Chris's parents came and saw what had happened.
The dad then yelled, "You dumb f***, you killed my father!!!"
Then Chris said "Yeah. He was worth robucks, too."
Riddles not jokes.
What has 4 legs but cannot walk?
What has bark but no bite?
There's a one-story house in which everything is orange. Orange walls, orange doors, orange furniture. What color are the stairs?
What has holes but can carry water?
What is in front of you, but cannot be seen?
What is something you have inside you that is pink, but cannot be seen?
What can you catch but not throw?
And last one:
What can rule, but not command?
Tell me the answers in the comments.
Like 90% of this was from this link: https://parade.com/947956/parade/riddles/
One more thing: Don't google it or search it up, use your brain to answer these.
What gives you the power to walk through a wall?
A door.
How to decorate a wall:
Strip off the paper and original plaster.
Put on fresh plaster and wallpaper.
Paint it (if you want).
Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply.
If Trump was an orphan, I know he would know not to build a wall because he was in one most of his life.
Teacher: What does a cow say?
Susie: Moo.
Teacher: Good. Now what does a duck say?
Jimmy: The duck goes quack.
Teacher: Now what does a pig say?
Little Jonny: A pig says, "Get up against the wall, you black motherfucker!"
A Thai woman ran into a wall. What does she break?
Her boner.
If you go to someone's house and see the flag of the former Soviet Union hanging on the wall,
that's a big red flag!
They never told us Humpty was an egg. A man died then!
Yo mama is so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall.
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg?
I'm always hanging in there.
Hanging on the wall.
God, people are so sensitive these days. You can't even say, "Paint the wall black," you have to say, "Jamal, could you paint the wall?"
Yo mama so fat it took her 3 seconds to cross the Great Wall of China.
What happens if an Asian walks into a wall with a boner?
They hit their nose on the wall.
My infant drew on the walls today, but I don’t know how to punish them. So I think I’ll sleep on it.
What does it take to paint a wall red?
Kurt Cobain and his shotgun.
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Nothing, because fish can't talk.
Your mom's so fat, Donald Trump built the wall around her.
Helen Keller once dated a brick wall.