Wall

Wall Jokes

Bill

How to decorate a wall:

Strip off the paper and original plaster.

Put on fresh plaster and wallpaper.

Paint it (if you want).

Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply.

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  • Orphan

    If Trump was an orphan, I know he would know not to build a wall because he was in one most of his life.

    People

    God, people are so sensitive these days. You can't even say, "Paint the wall black," you have to say, "Jamal, could you paint the wall?"

    Pig

    Teacher: What does a cow say?

    Susie: Moo.

    Teacher: Good. Now what does a duck say?

    Jimmy: The duck goes quack.

    Teacher: Now what does a pig say?

    Little Jonny: A pig says, "Get up against the wall, you black motherfucker!"

    Mama

    Yo mama so fat it took her 3 seconds to cross the Great Wall of China.

    Boner

    What happens if an Asian walks into a wall with a boner?

    They hit their nose on the wall.

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  • Island

    Donald Trump didn't build a wall because he likes going to islands to touch little girls.

    Infant

    My infant drew on the walls today, but I don’t know how to punish them. So I think I’ll sleep on it.

    Mom

    Your mom's so fat, Donald Trump built the wall around her.

    Fish

    What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

    Nothing, because fish can't talk.

    Twin Towers

    "Knock knock."

    "Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"

    Fish

    Question: What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?

    Answer: Damn!

    Hitler

    What was one cool thing about Hitler?

    He used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun.

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