Wall jokes

Your forehead is so big, they used it for the Berlin Wall and the USA border.

Pee pee poo poo wall.

Yo mama is so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall.

Dulux have created a new type of paint. It's called "Sue Grey." It covers up everything.

Roses are red. Walls are made of plaster. Schoolchildren can move fast, But bullets can move faster.

When your boy tries to have a bad day while you're on your period:

Oh, you have a cold? How rude of me. I just laid an egg, and now my body is ripping down the walls of my uterus. But can I get you a tissue?

What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.

What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.

What happens when two walls meet?

They are cornered.

Once upon a time, there was a poor man, a middle-class man, and a rich man. They were all talking about how they found happiness in their lives. The rich man said, "I found happiness through money and all of my assets." The middle-class man said, "I found happiness through my steady job and my loving household." The poor man said, "I may not have much, but I find my happiness through the little acts of kindness people show me."

And then the wall fell on them.

A drunk guy is showing friends his new apartment.

The last stop is the bedroom, where a big brass gong sits next to the bed.

"What's that gong for?" the friend asks him.

"It's not a gong," the drunk replies. "It's a talking clock."

"How does it work?"

The guy picks up a hammer, gives the gong an ear-shattering pound, and steps back.

Suddenly, someone on the other side of the wall screams, "For God's sake, you asshole, it's 3:30 in the god damn morning!"

The definition of the word "Disappointment" means running into a wall with a boner and breaking your nose.

What was the movie about the dog called?

The woof of Wall Street.

How did the man in prison escape?

He drew a bum on the wall and slid through the crack.

What's the definition of disappointment?

Running into a wall with a boner, but it only hits your nose.

My infant drew on the walls today, but I don’t know how to punish them. So I think I’ll sleep on it.

I love climbing over walls because my ancestry was Mexican.

What's pink, red, and silver and bumps into walls?

A baby with forks in its eyes.

If ugliness was a brick, you would be the Great Wall of China.

Your Mom is so fat, she could be Trump's border wall.

I wasn’t staring, I was just trying to figure out if that was your hairline or the Great Wall of China.