How to decorate a wall:
Strip off the paper and original plaster.
Put on fresh plaster and wallpaper.
Paint it (if you want).
Send a bill to North America and wait patiently for a reply.
If Trump was an orphan, I know he would know not to build a wall because he was in one most of his life.
They never told us Humpty was an egg. A man died then!
A Thai woman ran into a wall. What does she break?
Her boner.
Yo mama so fat, a picture of her would fall off the wall
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg?
I'm always hanging in there.
Hanging on the wall.
God, people are so sensitive these days. You can't even say, "Paint the wall black," you have to say, "Jamal, could you paint the wall?"
Teacher: What does a cow say?
Susie: Moo.
Teacher: Good. Now what does a duck say?
Jimmy: The duck goes quack.
Teacher: Now what does a pig say?
Little Jonny: A pig says, "Get up against the wall, you black motherfucker!"
Yo mama so fat it took her 3 seconds to cross the Great Wall of China.
What happens if an Asian walks into a wall with a boner?
They hit their nose on the wall.
Donald Trump didn't build a wall because he likes going to islands to touch little girls.
My infant drew on the walls today, but I don’t know how to punish them. So I think I’ll sleep on it.
Question: What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?
Answer: Damn
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing because fish cant talk
"Knock knock."
"Why are you knocking on a wall? You're in the Twin Towers and they're going down!"
Your mom's so fat, Donald Trump built the wall around her.
Helen Keller once dated a brick wall.
What was one cool thing about Hitler?
He used to paint his thoughts on the wall with a gun.
This 15-year-old girl wanted a cross on her room with a long nail on the end over her bed. Unfortunately, it killed her dad because it fell off the wall.
(Do you get the joke?)
(Her dad was on her, and it fell and killed him.)
