Wait jokes
What do us emos all have in common?
Depression. Anxiety. The sole desire to just start saying you wanna kys right out of the blue a lot and saying "I CAN'T WAIT TO JUMP OF THAT BUILDING SOON!" and other people say, "Idgaf, do it, all of us would be happy."
Can't wait for Stephen Hawking's next update.
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Oh wait, he didn't.
The best joke: you. O wait, I can't even say that because jokes have meaning.
I went to a store to get milk, but when I got home, there were a million cows waiting for milk, so they killed me.
Have you seen the Justin meme?
Yeah, the ones that cracked at Fortnite?
Just-in time for deez nuts.
Bruh.
But actually, it's a parody.
Wait, actually?
Parodiesnuts (pair of deez nuts).
"Bully," omg, that girl is so ugly.
"Me," Wait, what...ever.
There was a kid sitting in a corner.
Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"
Orphan: "..."
Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."
Teacher: "If you're dumb, stand up."
Nobody stands up.
After some waiting, the teacher says, "Really? No one? There must be someone."
Little Johnny stands up.
"Oh, so you think you're dumb, Johnny?"
"Nah, I just feel bad that you're standing alone."
I suck at baseball. I can’t find home plate. Oh wait...
I have a friend who doesn't have a dad.
He says: "You're useless, go to hell!"
Me: "Wait, why do you want me to join your dad?"
So Jessie Waters goes on TV without a gallon of hair gel. Oh wait, never mind!
Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!
Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?
Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!
Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!
Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???
Me: Yea
What do you mean cook? We wait till summer.
Dad: Alive.
Brother: Orphan (fault=Mother).
Me: Dead on the inside but sadly alive.
Mother: Alive...
Wait a minute... I thought you were dead, Mom... Right, you're dead to me at least.
If at first you can't succeed, then wait to be the last!
I can change a "t" into a "p," just drink it and wait a few hours.
Did you know there’s a sex position called “Amazon”? You wait all day and nobody comes.
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?
A: The drunk guy runs it, and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
Stand? Wait. No.