Wait jokes

Did you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink? He's at the hospital waiting to be seen.

While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!

Git is going to let Bill Cosby out of jail. Oh wait, he watched Little Bill.

Kobe is a legend and is nothing to joke about. Wait till you crash and burn!

"Bully," omg, that girl is so ugly.

"Me," Wait, what...ever.

Have you seen the Justin meme?

Yeah, the ones that cracked at Fortnite?

Just-in time for deez nuts.

Bruh.

But actually, it's a parody.

Wait, actually?

Parodiesnuts (pair of deez nuts).

Teacher: "If you're dumb, stand up."

Nobody stands up.

After some waiting, the teacher says, "Really? No one? There must be someone."

Little Johnny stands up.

"Oh, so you think you're dumb, Johnny?"

"Nah, I just feel bad that you're standing alone."

There was a kid sitting in a corner.

Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"

Orphan: "..."

Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."

I went to a store to get milk, but when I got home, there were a million cows waiting for milk, so they killed me.

The best joke: you. O wait, I can't even say that because jokes have meaning.

If at first you can't succeed, then wait to be the last!

What do you mean cook? We wait till summer.

I suck at baseball. I can’t find home plate. Oh wait...

Dad: Alive.

Brother: Orphan (fault=Mother).

Me: Dead on the inside but sadly alive.

Mother: Alive...

Wait a minute... I thought you were dead, Mom... Right, you're dead to me at least.

So Jessie Waters goes on TV without a gallon of hair gel. Oh wait, never mind!

I have a friend who doesn't have a dad.

He says: "You're useless, go to hell!"

Me: "Wait, why do you want me to join your dad?"

Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!

Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?

Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!

Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!

Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???

Me: Yea

I can change a "t" into a "p," just drink it and wait a few hours.

Did you know there’s a sex position called “Amazon”? You wait all day and nobody comes.

"Yo mama so... Wait... Whose mother am I speaking of?"