Wait Jokes

I went to a store to get milk but when I got home there was million cows waiting for milk so they killed me

I can change a t into a p just drink it and wait a few hours

Kobe is a legend and is nothing to joke about wait till you crash and burn

while i was waiting for your mum to waddle past i missed a whole season on my tv show

Dad: Alive Brother:orphan(fault=Mother) Me:dead on the inside but sadly alive Mother:Alive... Wait a minute.. I thought you were dead mom.. right your dead to me atleast.

Git is going to let bill Cosby out of jail o wait he watched little bill

Hey let’s go we are heading for theTowers!

Wait what?

call 911!

What do u mean cook we wait till summer

the best joke: you. O wait I can't even say that because jokes have meaning

Have you seen the justin meme?

Yeah, the ones that cracked at fortnite?

Just-in time for deez nuts

Bruh

But actually, it's a parody

Wait actually?

Parodiesnuts (pair of deez nuts).

YOMAMA so... Wait... Who's Mother Am I Speaking Of?

There was a kid sitting in a corner me: HEY Why are you here at an orphanage orphan:... Me: oh wait YOUR a orphan

Whats the difference between me calling my gf a pedefile and her calling me on oh wait i am cause shes 10

i have a friend who dont have a dad he says: ur useless go to hell me: wait why do u want me to join ur dad

Did you know there’s a sex position called “amazon”? You wait all day and nobody comes

What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?

A RHYME QUEUE

i told my emo gf do you like the lights oh wait she ain.t got any