Have you seen the Justin meme?
Yeah, the ones that cracked at Fortnite?
Just-in time for deez nuts.
Bruh.
But actually, it's a parody.
Wait, actually?
Parodiesnuts (pair of deez nuts).
The best joke: you. O wait, I can't even say that because jokes have meaning.
If at first you can't succeed, then wait to be the last!
What do you mean cook? We wait till summer.
Dad: Alive.
Brother: Orphan (fault=Mother).
Me: Dead on the inside but sadly alive.
Mother: Alive...
Wait a minute... I thought you were dead, Mom... Right, you're dead to me at least.
So Jessie Waters goes on TV without a gallon of hair gel. Oh wait, never mind!
Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!
Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?
Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!
Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!
Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???
Me: Yea
Did you know there’s a sex position called “Amazon”? You wait all day and nobody comes.
What's the difference between me calling my girlfriend a pedophile and her calling me one?
Oh wait, I am because she's 10.
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔