Wait jokes

You have five seconds to kill me. 1... 2... 3... 4... Thank you. I can rest now. WAIT, HOW AM I TALKING?????????????????????

I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.

Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.

Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.

Hi, my name is Meer Adnan Hussain. I am a Muslim. I live in Karachi, an area of Pakistan. I want this job. I am interested in this work. Please take me in this work. Your porn star, Meer Adnan Hussain. Wait for your email. Okay.

Yo mama's so—oh wait, you don't have one.

I think someone left trash at the doorstep. Oh, wait, it's your parents dropping you off at the kid's store.

What's funny is that I am typing this in the middle of a document... WAIT JENGA!!!!!!!

How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They wait for it to turn itself in.

I tried phone sex once, lost my bits to a stray "call waiting" beep. Very painful. Never again.

What's the difference between my father and acne?

Acne waited for me to be a teenager before coming on my face.

Fuck clankers. Wait, not like that.

What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?

A rhyme queue.

"Yo mama so... Wait... Whose mother am I speaking of?"

Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?

A: The drunk guy runs it, and the stoner waits for it to turn green!

Stand? Wait. No.

What's the difference between me calling my girlfriend a pedophile and her calling me one?

Oh wait, I am because she's 10.

Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔

"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."

I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.

Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!

Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?

Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!

Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!

Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???

Me: Yea