I can change a "t" into a "p," just drink it and wait a few hours.
"Yo mama so... Wait... Whose mother am I speaking of?"
Did you know there’s a sex position called “Amazon”? You wait all day and nobody comes.
If at first you can't succeed, then wait to be the last!
Dad: Alive.
Brother: Orphan (fault=Mother).
Me: Dead on the inside but sadly alive.
Mother: Alive...
Wait a minute... I thought you were dead, Mom... Right, you're dead to me at least.
What do you mean cook? We wait till summer.
Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!
Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?
Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!
Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!
Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???
Me: Yea
So Jessie Waters goes on TV without a gallon of hair gel. Oh wait, never mind!
Kobe is a legend and is nothing to joke about. Wait till you crash and burn!
Git is going to let Bill Cosby out of jail. Oh wait, he watched Little Bill.
Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!
Have you seen the Justin meme?
Yeah, the ones that cracked at Fortnite?
Just-in time for deez nuts.
Bruh.
But actually, it's a parody.
Wait, actually?
Parodiesnuts (pair of deez nuts).
There was a kid sitting in a corner.
Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"
Orphan: "..."
Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."
The best joke: you. O wait, I can't even say that because jokes have meaning.
I went to a store to get milk, but when I got home, there were a million cows waiting for milk, so they killed me.
Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.
"Bully," omg, that girl is so ugly.
"Me," Wait, what...ever.
Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔
I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.
