Wait jokes
Did you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink? He's at the hospital waiting to be seen.
Yo bro, look at this twig I found on the floor. Wait...
Fuck clankers. Wait, not like that.
While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!
I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.
Memes
Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔
Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.
"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."
Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
Git is going to let Bill Cosby out of jail. Oh wait, he watched Little Bill.
What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?
A rhyme queue.
Kobe is a legend and is nothing to joke about. Wait till you crash and burn!
I have a friend who doesn't have a dad.
He says: "You're useless, go to hell!"
Me: "Wait, why do you want me to join your dad?"
So Jessie Waters goes on TV without a gallon of hair gel. Oh wait, never mind!
I suck at baseball. I can’t find home plate. Oh wait...
What do you mean cook? We wait till summer.
Dad: Alive.
Brother: Orphan (fault=Mother).
Me: Dead on the inside but sadly alive.
Mother: Alive...
Wait a minute... I thought you were dead, Mom... Right, you're dead to me at least.
If at first you can't succeed, then wait to be the last!
Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!
Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?
Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!
Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!
Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???
Me: Yea
The best joke: you. O wait, I can't even say that because jokes have meaning.