Wait jokes

Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.

I saw twins. I’m just waiting for those planes.

I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.

Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.

Want to hear my pencil joke? Wait, I'm still writing it.

When I tell people my girlfriend's packin', they always think she's really good with a gun.

She's actually transgender and on the waiting list for surgery.

What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?

A rhyme queue.

Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔

I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.

What's the difference between my father and acne?

Acne waited for me to be a teenager before coming on my face.

Yo mama's so—oh wait, you don't have one.

I think someone left trash at the doorstep. Oh, wait, it's your parents dropping you off at the kid's store.

How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They wait for it to turn itself in.

Why was nine scared of ten?

Because five was a registered twelve offender.

Wait, can I try the joke again?

What's funny is that I am typing this in the middle of a document... WAIT JENGA!!!!!!!

I tried phone sex once, lost my bits to a stray "call waiting" beep. Very painful. Never again.

Yo bro, look at this twig I found on the floor. Wait...

Fuck clankers. Wait, not like that.

"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."

While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!

Git is going to let Bill Cosby out of jail. Oh wait, he watched Little Bill.