Wait Jokes

Orphan: what are you doing tonight. Me: your mum... oh wait you don't have one.

Your so skinny you never gain wait Your so skinny your a thin stick

Mom: son where is my condoms son: what are condoms DAD: she puts it on me and the sandwich son: wait why did my girlfriend come over and take one dad: um I don't know but go to bed son: but it's 2:46pm in the afternoon bruh

wait since im under age from having sex what is it like?

Hey I Broke up with ur girl -Me What Why? Wait what? -Me u Facked Her So its ur Baby

My joke is about archer riddles sex life wait sorry there is none.

Thanks for reading Archer’s love life story.

what do you call a ear thats dead deaf hahaha oh wait...

i wonder if stephen hawking has ever watched avengers end game... oh wait he cant

How does Helen Keller say dad? I don’t know but you should ask her..... wait never mind she can’t talk.

SO WHO DID IT the i.s.s teacher said. 1 hour before So let me ge............ Random person wait what you BROKE UP WITH HER. Me I SWEAR JHONNY THIS IS THE 3RD TIME YOU BUD INTO MY CONVERSATION SO..... HERE........ YOU........... GO *punches*

If i make fun of orphans they will cry to their parents. Oh wait

I punched an orphan and told him to go back to his parents and tell them about it... oh wait

How do kill a redneck Wait until he is fucking his sister and take the brakes of his house

A kid came from school. His mother said "What did you do in school?" The boy replied "I had sex with my my Teacher" She said "OH MY GOD, GO TO YOUR ROOM, WAIT UNTIL YOUR DAD COMES!" He waited, then his dad walked in and said "Your mother told me what you did. I'm proud of you son. Let's go buy you a bicycle." When they arrived to the store The dad said " Try out and see which seat is the comfortable." The boy said "I can't, my butt is sore" Dad said "Why is your butt sore" The Boy said "Because I had sex with my teacher".

this jokes short just like joe bidens penis oh wait if I were to make a joke to the size of joe bidens penis

i wouldnt write a joke.

Why did hellen hate when her dad yelled at her.

Oh wait she didn’t know🤣🤣

If selena Gomez wasn't really single after justin bieber dump her. I would wait for her to come by my house take her fine ass in my room close my door give her some sex medicine until she masturbate.