Wait jokes

Want to hear my pencil joke? Wait, I'm still writing it.

Why did Stephen Hawking cross the road?

Oh wait, he didn't.

Yo bro, look at this twig I found on the floor. Wait...

What's the difference between my father and acne?

Acne waited for me to be a teenager before coming on my face.

What's funny is that I am typing this in the middle of a document... WAIT JENGA!!!!!!!

I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.

"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."

What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?

A rhyme queue.

Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔

Yo mama's so fat, when she walked by the TV when I was watching a show, I waited, and when she finally passed by, Netflix said suggestions: Hulu, and Peacock.

Git is going to let Bill Cosby out of jail. Oh wait, he watched Little Bill.

Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!

Wait, what?

Call 911!

While I was waiting for your mum to waddle past, I missed a whole season of my TV show!

The best joke: you. O wait, I can't even say that because jokes have meaning.

I went to a store to get milk, but when I got home, there were a million cows waiting for milk, so they killed me.

"Bully," omg, that girl is so ugly.

"Me," Wait, what...ever.

Have you seen the Justin meme?

Yeah, the ones that cracked at Fortnite?

Just-in time for deez nuts.

Bruh.

But actually, it's a parody.

Wait, actually?

Parodiesnuts (pair of deez nuts).

There was a kid sitting in a corner.

Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"

Orphan: "..."

Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."

What's the difference between me calling my girlfriend a pedophile and her calling me one?

Oh wait, I am because she's 10.

So Jessie Waters goes on TV without a gallon of hair gel. Oh wait, never mind!