Wait jokes

"Bully," omg, that girl is so ugly.

"Me," Wait, what...ever.

Have you seen the Justin meme?

Yeah, the ones that cracked at Fortnite?

Just-in time for deez nuts.

Bruh.

But actually, it's a parody.

Wait, actually?

Parodiesnuts (pair of deez nuts).

Teacher: "If you're dumb, stand up."

Nobody stands up.

After some waiting, the teacher says, "Really? No one? There must be someone."

Little Johnny stands up.

"Oh, so you think you're dumb, Johnny?"

"Nah, I just feel bad that you're standing alone."

There was a kid sitting in a corner.

Me: "Hey! Why are you here at an orphanage?"

Orphan: "..."

Me: "Oh, wait, you're an orphan."

I went to a store to get milk, but when I got home, there were a million cows waiting for milk, so they killed me.

The best joke: you. O wait, I can't even say that because jokes have meaning.

If at first you can't succeed, then wait to be the last!

What do you mean cook? We wait till summer.

I suck at baseball. I can’t find home plate. Oh wait...

Dad: Alive.

Brother: Orphan (fault=Mother).

Me: Dead on the inside but sadly alive.

Mother: Alive...

Wait a minute... I thought you were dead, Mom... Right, you're dead to me at least.

So Jessie Waters goes on TV without a gallon of hair gel. Oh wait, never mind!

I have a friend who doesn't have a dad.

He says: "You're useless, go to hell!"

Me: "Wait, why do you want me to join your dad?"

Some kid: Hey, did you know there's an orphanage down the street?!

Me: NO WAY! Wanna check it out?

Kid: NO, IT'S HAUNTED!!

Me: Haunted my ass, let's go!

Kid: Wait, isn't your house also haunted???

Me: Yea

I can change a "t" into a "p," just drink it and wait a few hours.

Did you know there’s a sex position called “Amazon”? You wait all day and nobody comes.

"Yo mama so... Wait... Whose mother am I speaking of?"

What's the difference between me calling my girlfriend a pedophile and her calling me one?

Oh wait, I am because she's 10.

What do you call a group of rappers waiting in line?

A rhyme queue.

I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.

"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."