Nancy, the throat goat!
Vulgarity Jokes
Your mama's like a cardboard box: open to the public and easy to nail.
"Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom."
Just looking for a cunt...
Oh hello, found one.
There’s no “I” in team, but there is a “U” in cunt.
Suck on my big fat ding dong, you idiot!
Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.
That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.
Make Danielle Smith a lot lizard again!
I got knob cheesed after your sexy mom was on top, dry humping me on the vanilla-coloured living room carpet.
Your mom gave me a three course meal last night:
Starters - Foreplay
Main course - Reverse Cowgirl
Dessert - Blowy
Won't forget the side drink of an individual on individual bukkake.
Your mom is the biggest tosser on the planet, yeah, you heard right.
I don't have to strain myself a blood vessel and be wankin' solo anymore; she saved me a whole load of arthritis.
Slob on my knob.
Tell your mom happy last night. 🍆 in my bed.
I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he got bummed too hard in the shower.
Haha, yeet my fuckin' meat!
"F***, Jesus ate his stinky ass."
My forehead so big,
big like Biggie Smalls. I love cock, please bum my hole.
Hi.
Ur mum smells like shit, yeah, so she sucks a man off and washing machine. Yo, don’t at me, yeah, you chicken breath.
Two gays came into the bar and said, "What's up, you big faf mother of hell?"
