Vulgarity jokes

What do you call two Chinese lesbians?

Two can't chew.

An old professor’s class used to begin with a dirty joke.

Following one particularly vulgar joke, the girls in the class decided to walk out the next time he began.

When the professor learned of this planned protest, he came in the next morning and said, “Good morning, class. Did you hear about the scarcity of whores in Newfoundland?”

With that, all the women stood up and headed for the door.

“Wait, ladies,” called the professor, “The boat doesn’t leave until tomorrow!”

Sydney has a fat pair of spammy flaps that smell of fish 🎣.

Cheer for fun on the telephone and singing, "We are family!" Even then, your dad, really, he's fat, just like your dad. And your mom's fat ass, b**** ass, looking like an Oompa Loompa self, looking like an ugly.

How do cats relieve themselves in front of people? By licking their puss.

Your mom gave me a three course meal last night:

Starters - Foreplay

Main course - Reverse Cowgirl

Dessert - Blowy

Won't forget the side drink of an individual on individual bukkake.

Nancy, the throat goat!

"Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom."

Why is pounding your mom like playing video games?

Because once you start, you just can’t stop until you win!

Your mama's like a cardboard box: open to the public and easy to nail.

Just looking for a cunt...

Oh hello, found one.

There’s no “I” in team, but there is a “U” in cunt.

Your mom is the biggest tosser on the planet, yeah, you heard right.

I don't have to strain myself a blood vessel and be wankin' solo anymore; she saved me a whole load of arthritis.

I got knob cheesed after your sexy mom was on top, dry humping me on the vanilla-coloured living room carpet.

Q: What do nuns and bathrooms have in common?

A: They both have glory holes for pleasing.

Slob on my knob.

Have you heard the word of the day? It’s "legs".

Now, let’s go back to my place and I can spread them.

Tell your mom happy last night. 🍆 in my bed.

I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.

Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he got bummed too hard in the shower.