Vulgarity jokes
Suck on my big fat ding dong, you idiot!
I've the biggest cock. Suck it.
Your mom said, "Can you get to the dick game?"
Haha, yeet my fuckin' meat!
Tell your mom happy last night. 🍆 in my bed.
F*ck me!
It's a joke, not a dick. Don't take it so hard.
Did you guys see on the news where they arrested that pervert at the Michaels Crafts store?
He was running around completely naked and had sprinkled glitter all over his testicles. I guess it was pretty nuts.
What's the difference between your mom and a laundromat washer?
The washer doesn't take loads for free.
Yo mamma is so slutty, she uses a submarine as a dildo because it's long, hard, and filled with seamen.
Two gays came into the bar and said, "What's up, you big faf mother of hell?"
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he got bummed too hard in the shower.
An old professor’s class used to begin with a dirty joke.
Following one particularly vulgar joke, the girls in the class decided to walk out the next time he began.
When the professor learned of this planned protest, he came in the next morning and said, “Good morning, class. Did you hear about the scarcity of whores in Newfoundland?”
With that, all the women stood up and headed for the door.
“Wait, ladies,” called the professor, “The boat doesn’t leave until tomorrow!”
What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call ten lesbians in a room together? Fingerhut.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet together? A liquor cabinet.
What do you call a room full of 50 lesbians and fifty congressmen? 100 people who don't do dick.
Why don't women wear miniskirts in the winter? 'Cause they would get chapped lips.
What do a cliff jumper and a gay man have in common? If the rubber breaks, they're in deep shit.
What do you call a retarded duck?
Fuck duck and lick my balls.
I fucked your mum last night, that she was salty.
What’s the difference between anal and oral sex?
Oral sex makes your day. Anal makes your hole weak.
Just looking for a cunt...
Oh hello, found one.
When my friend says I suck at something, I'm like, "U swallow."
Your mama's like a cardboard box: open to the public and easy to nail.