Vulgarity jokes
You're so full of shit that you need a colostomy bag to clean you out.
Nancy, the throat goat!
Spell IHOP, now say 'ness' at the end... 😂 ...I ate your penis!
There’s no “I” in team, but there is a “U” in cunt.
"WASSUP GIRLS IF I FIND YOU I'LL GLADLY FUCK YOU;]"
Have you heard the word of the day? It’s "legs".
Now, let’s go back to my place and I can spread them.
What do peanut butter and a prostitute's legs have in common?
They’re both easy to spread.
What do you call two Chinese lesbians?
Two can't chew.
cock, cock, and cum
What's the difference between yo mama and a fat ugly pig? - I never fucked that fat ugly pig...
My favorite sex position is ‘WOW.’ It's where I flip your mom upside down.
Roses are red, flowers are pretty, I heard your mom has a nice pair of titties.
what's another name for cumming inside of a woman?
loading the dishwasher.
