Why is pounding your mom like playing video games?
Because once you start, you just can’t stop until you win!
Vulgarity Jokes
Make Danielle Smith a lot lizard again!
I got knob cheesed after your sexy mom was on top, dry humping me on the vanilla-coloured living room carpet.
Your mom is the biggest tosser on the planet, yeah, you heard right.
I don't have to strain myself a blood vessel and be wankin' solo anymore; she saved me a whole load of arthritis.
Your mom gave me a three course meal last night:
Starters - Foreplay
Main course - Reverse Cowgirl
Dessert - Blowy
Won't forget the side drink of an individual on individual bukkake.
Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.
That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.
Roses are red, flowers are pretty, I heard your mom has a nice pair of titties.
What's the difference between yo mama and a fat ugly pig? - I never fucked that fat ugly pig...
what's another name for cumming inside of a woman?
loading the dishwasher.
The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence.
Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.”
The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate,’ not 'fascinating'.”
Sally raised her hand. She said, “My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.”
The teacher said, “Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate’.”
Little Johnny raised his hand, but the teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word “fascinate,” so she called on him.
Johnny said, “My aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight!”
The teacher sat down and cried.
An old professor’s class used to begin with a dirty joke.
Following one particularly vulgar joke, the girls in the class decided to walk out the next time he began.
When the professor learned of this planned protest, he came in the next morning and said, “Good morning, class. Did you hear about the scarcity of whores in Newfoundland?”
With that, all the women stood up and headed for the door.
“Wait, ladies,” called the professor, “The boat doesn’t leave until tomorrow!”
Your mama's like a cardboard box: open to the public and easy to nail.
How do cats relieve themselves in front of people? By licking their puss.
Suck on my big fat ding dong, you idiot!
Just looking for a cunt...
Oh hello, found one.
Tell your mom happy last night. 🍆 in my bed.
Roses are red, lemons are sour, spread your legs, give me an hour!
I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.
Sydney has a fat pair of spammy flaps that smell of fish 🎣.
Your mom said, "Can you get to the dick game?"
