Yo, EXPLAIN BEAR, can I suck your big, oily COCK?
Roses are red, flowers are pretty, I heard your mom has a nice pair of titties.
What's the difference between yo mama and a fat ugly pig? - I never fucked that fat ugly pig...
what's another name for cumming inside of a woman?
loading the dishwasher.
The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence.
Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.”
The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate,’ not 'fascinating'.”
Sally raised her hand. She said, “My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.”
The teacher said, “Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate’.”
Little Johnny raised his hand, but the teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word “fascinate,” so she called on him.
Johnny said, “My aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight!”
The teacher sat down and cried.
An old professor’s class used, to begin with, a dirty joke. Following one particularly vulgar joke, the girls in the class decided to walk out the next time he began. When the professor learned of this planned protest, he came in the next morning and said, “Good morning, class. Did you hear about the scarcity of wh*res in Newfoundland?” With that, all the women stood up and headed for the door. “Wait, ladies,” called the professor, “The boat doesn’t leave until tomorrow!”
cock, cock, and cum
What did The Rock say to his dad?
"I'm gonna Rock Bottom my cock down your throat!"
My favorite sex position is ‘WOW.’ It's where I flip your mom upside down.
What's the difference between Clint Eastwood and anal sex?
One will make your day, and the other will make your hole weak.
REALLY CRAPPY JOKE ALERT!!! Oh Quin, how was eating that tight butt? Must be nasty. I heard you met from rear ending him.
Roses are red, shit is brown, Get that dick out my ass so we can go to town.
Spell IHOP, now say 'ness' at the end... 😂 ...I ate your penis!
There's no "I" in team, but there is a "U" in cunt.
One day a boy asks his grandfather for some money, and the grandpa says, “Well, can your dick touch your asshole?” To which the boy replied, “No.” So the grandpa says, “Okay,” and leaves it at that and walks off.
A few years later, the boy asks his grandfather for some money again, and his grandfather once again asks, “Can your dick touch your asshole?” To which the boy proudly says, “Yes, it can.” To which the grandpa says, “Good, now go fuck yourself.”
