Vulgarity jokes
When your girlfriend picks you up and decides to prank you by not wearing pants to a seafood restaurant:
Did you get seafood without me? It smells like fish.
Your mom is the biggest tosser on the planet, yeah, you heard right.
I don't have to strain myself a blood vessel and be wankin' solo anymore; she saved me a whole load of arthritis.
I got knob cheesed after your sexy mom was on top, dry humping me on the vanilla-coloured living room carpet.
Q: What do nuns and bathrooms have in common?
A: They both have glory holes for pleasing.
Why does Mini P.E.K.K.A. love pancakes? Because he is busy watching explicit content involving the Archers and Firecracker.
Just looking for a cunt...
Oh hello, found one.
There’s no “I” in team, but there is a “U” in cunt.
You're so full of shit that you need a colostomy bag to clean you out.
What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call ten lesbians in a room together? Fingerhut.
What do you call two lesbians in a closet together? A liquor cabinet.
What do you call a room full of 50 lesbians and fifty congressmen? 100 people who don't do dick.
Why don't women wear miniskirts in the winter? 'Cause they would get chapped lips.
What do a cliff jumper and a gay man have in common? If the rubber breaks, they're in deep shit.
Slob on my knob.
Tell your mom happy last night. 🍆 in my bed.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he got bummed too hard in the shower.
I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.
Haha, yeet my fuckin' meat!
Have you heard the word of the day? It’s "legs".
Now, let’s go back to my place and I can spread them.
"F***, Jesus ate his stinky ass."
My forehead so big,
big like Biggie Smalls. I love cock, please bum my hole.
Hi.
Ur mum smells like shit, yeah, so she sucks a man off and washing machine. Yo, don’t at me, yeah, you chicken breath.
Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.
That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.
Two gays came into the bar and said, "What's up, you big faf mother of hell?"