Vulgarity jokes

There’s no “I” in team, but there is a “U” in cunt.

Why does Mini P.E.K.K.A. love pancakes? Because he is busy watching explicit content involving the Archers and Firecracker.

What’s the difference between anal and oral sex?

Oral sex makes your day. Anal makes your hole weak.

Your momma is so slutty, they hired her as a condom tester.

Slob on my knob.

Have you heard the word of the day? It’s "legs".

Now, let’s go back to my place and I can spread them.

Tell your mom happy last night. 🍆 in my bed.

I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.

Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he got bummed too hard in the shower.

Haha, yeet my fuckin' meat!

"F***, Jesus ate his stinky ass."

My forehead so big,

big like Biggie Smalls. I love cock, please bum my hole.

Hi.

Ur mum smells like shit, yeah, so she sucks a man off and washing machine. Yo, don’t at me, yeah, you chicken breath.

Suck on my big fat ding dong, you idiot!

Two gays came into the bar and said, "What's up, you big faf mother of hell?"

Pussy, no pussy.

Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.

That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.

Chupa mi polla.

What do you call a retarded duck?

Fuck duck and lick my balls.

I fucked your mum last night, that she was salty.