Vulgarity jokes

What’s the difference between anal and oral sex?

Oral sex makes your day. Anal makes your hole weak.

Why does Mini P.E.K.K.A. love pancakes? Because he is busy watching explicit content involving the Archers and Firecracker.

Your momma is so slutty, they hired her as a condom tester.

Your mom is the biggest tosser on the planet, yeah, you heard right.

I don't have to strain myself a blood vessel and be wankin' solo anymore; she saved me a whole load of arthritis.

I got knob cheesed after your sexy mom was on top, dry humping me on the vanilla-coloured living room carpet.

Just looking for a cunt...

Oh hello, found one.

Slob on my knob.

Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he got bummed too hard in the shower.

I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.

Tell your mom happy last night. 🍆 in my bed.

Haha, yeet my fuckin' meat!

Have you heard the word of the day? It’s "legs".

Now, let’s go back to my place and I can spread them.

"F***, Jesus ate his stinky ass."

My forehead so big,

big like Biggie Smalls. I love cock, please bum my hole.

Hi.

Ur mum smells like shit, yeah, so she sucks a man off and washing machine. Yo, don’t at me, yeah, you chicken breath.

Two gays came into the bar and said, "What's up, you big faf mother of hell?"

Pussy, no pussy.

Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.

That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.

Suck on my big fat ding dong, you idiot!

Chupa mi polla.