Vulgarity jokes
Your mom gave me a three course meal last night:
Starters - Foreplay
Main course - Reverse Cowgirl
Dessert - Blowy
Won't forget the side drink of an individual on individual bukkake.
What's the difference between Clint Eastwood and anal sex?
One will make your day, and the other will make your hole weak.
Roses are red, shit is brown, Get that dick out my ass so we can go to town.
Dick muncher.
Slob on my knob.
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There's no "I" in team, but there is a "U" in cunt.
The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence.
Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.”
The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate,’ not 'fascinating'.”
Sally raised her hand. She said, “My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.”
The teacher said, “Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate’.”
Little Johnny raised his hand, but the teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word “fascinate,” so she called on him.
Johnny said, “My aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight!”
The teacher sat down and cried.
"F***, Jesus ate his stinky ass."
Your momma is so slutty, they hired her as a condom tester.
Why is pounding your mom like playing video games?
Because once you start, you just can’t stop until you win!
One day a boy asks his grandfather for some money, and the grandpa says, “Well, can your dick touch your asshole?” To which the boy replied, “No.” So the grandpa says, “Okay,” and leaves it at that and walks off.
A few years later, the boy asks his grandfather for some money again, and his grandfather once again asks, “Can your dick touch your asshole?” To which the boy proudly says, “Yes, it can.” To which the grandpa says, “Good, now go fuck yourself.”
Sydney has a fat pair of spammy flaps that smell of fish 🎣.
What is the female version of t-bagging? A clam slapping.
Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.
That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.
What’s black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
Roses are red, lemons are sour, spread your legs, give me an hour!
Q: What do nuns and bathrooms have in common?
A: They both have glory holes for pleasing.
Cheer for fun on the telephone and singing, "We are family!" Even then, your dad, really, he's fat, just like your dad. And your mom's fat ass, b**** ass, looking like an Oompa Loompa self, looking like an ugly.
My name is Big Dick.
What do you call a blowjob from a girl who has autism?
Special head.