Vulgarity jokes
Your mama's like a cardboard box: open to the public and easy to nail.
Why does Mini P.E.K.K.A. love pancakes? Because he is busy watching explicit content involving the Archers and Firecracker.
Q: What do nuns and bathrooms have in common?
A: They both have glory holes for pleasing.
Your mom is the biggest tosser on the planet, yeah, you heard right.
I don't have to strain myself a blood vessel and be wankin' solo anymore; she saved me a whole load of arthritis.
I got knob cheesed after your sexy mom was on top, dry humping me on the vanilla-coloured living room carpet.
Just looking for a cunt...
Oh hello, found one.
There’s no “I” in team, but there is a “U” in cunt.
You're so full of shit that you need a colostomy bag to clean you out.
Slob on my knob.
I'm going to destroy your momma's [vulgar term] just like I destroyed that Tastykake.
Tell your mom happy last night. 🍆 in my bed.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he got bummed too hard in the shower.
Haha, yeet my fuckin' meat!
Have you heard the word of the day? It’s "legs".
Now, let’s go back to my place and I can spread them.
"F***, Jesus ate his stinky ass."
My forehead so big,
big like Biggie Smalls. I love cock, please bum my hole.
Hi.
Ur mum smells like shit, yeah, so she sucks a man off and washing machine. Yo, don’t at me, yeah, you chicken breath.
Two gays came into the bar and said, "What's up, you big faf mother of hell?"
Pussy, no pussy.
Apparently there was a woman from Australia who had sex with 500 men in one day.
That's like a real life "Your mom" joke.