Vs jokes
What is the difference between 9/11 and Clash Royale, lol?
Clash Royale still has a tower.
What is the difference between an orphan and a phone?
A phone has a home button.
Plane versus plane. Who wins? Plane.
Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.
What's the difference between me and a depressed kid? At least I'm out of the grave.
lowkey "discharge" is an ugly word. I prefer créme de la meow meow.
What’s the difference between being a genius and being an idiot?
Being a genius has its limits.
What is the difference between genders and the Twin Towers?
They used to be two, now it's a touchy subject.
What is the difference between a priest and McDonald's? Nothing, they both stick their meat in between 12-year-old buns.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
What’s the difference between a suicide bomber and a feminist? A suicide bomber actually does something when triggered.
What’s the difference between an orphan and Pikachu?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What does a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common?
They can both smell it, but they can’t eat it.
What's the difference between dementia and a strawberry?
I don't know. I forgot.
What's the difference between a black dad and a boomerang? A boomerang comes back.
Ask an orphan this: "What's the difference between cancer and your dad? Cancer comes back!"
Batman vs Superman?
What's the difference between depression and a girl?
XXXTentacion can't seem to beat depression.
Does Lightning McQueen get life insurance or car insurance?