Vs jokes
Did you know that big black dicks can be weapons and can kill people?
Floyd Mayweather proved it when he gave it to Logan Paul in the ass.
What’s the difference between drugs and kids?
I don’t do drugs.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
What is the difference between a flower and an orphan?
A flower gets picked.
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
What is the difference between a bag of chips and a gun?
If you pull one of them suddenly, everybody wants to be your friend.
What's the difference between a woman with a penis and a terrorist? You can negotiate with the terrorist.
What’s the difference between a brick and redheads? Bricks get laid.
Why did the wall fall over?
A drunk driver hit it going 90mph and died.
Uranus is larger than Neptune, but Neptune is more massive/heavier. (Fact not joke, also Neptune, don't kill me!)
Q: What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
A: One knows where home is.
Earth is smaller than Uranus, wth?
What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.
AOT > ur fav anime.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Q: What is the difference between a tire and 365 condoms?
A: One is a good year, one is a great year.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a plank of wood?
A plank of wood can take nails to the extremities without screaming.
Hey, I have a joke!
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
A cat has claws at the end of its paws, and a comma is a pause at the end of its clause!
What's the difference between drugs and children? I don't sell drugs.