Orphan vs. Criminal

Alright, listen up, buttercup. An orphan is a kid whose parents are MIA, like gone-gone. A criminal? Well, the cops are looking for them 'cause they done messed up. So, get it? One ain't got parents, the other's got the law on their tail. Bet you didn't know that a bear's IQ is close to that of a primate, and judging by this joke, yours is closer to a banana slug.