Vs jokes
What’s the difference between Apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
There’s only one answer to who would win, 1996 Bulls or 2017 Warriors...
...Steve Kerr’s team.
What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
The baseball player has a home to run back to.
What's the difference between a picture of Jesus and the real Jesus? It only takes 1 nail to hang the picture.
What's the difference between a toaster and a ten-year-old Chinese girl? A Japanese soldier would regret sticking his d*ck into a toaster.
What's the difference between a human and a potato? There is none, you can eat both.
How are humans and computers different? A human doesn't have trouble shooting.
What's the difference between my sister and my phone? I don't give a damn if my phone dies.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple always gets picked.
What's the difference between a paralyzed kid and a father?
The father gets to leave, while the kid stays.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a tomato?
The tomato gets picked.
Titanic is like our president; it cracks in half and dies.
Therapists are rapists in disguise, because "the rapist".
What’s the difference between a hooker and a cat?
I haven’t banged a hooker.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and kids?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Did you know an apple and an orphan are different.
An apple gets picked.
What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?
Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...
What does a man have 3 of, which a girl only has 2 of?
Legs.
Really gotta love all the morons who, instead of sharing irreverent dark jokes, say the stupidest shit pertaining to Christianism.