Vs jokes
What’s the difference between bossatron5678 and a gay man?
One isn’t retarded, and one isn’t gay; the gay man is dead.
How does E.T. have an advantage over orphans? E.T. can actually phone home.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.
What’s the difference between Isaac Newton and my Dad?
Isaac Newton didn’t beat me half to death with a pipe wrench.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One's made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with, the other one carries your shopping.
How are babies and the elderly similar?
They are both fun to throw out of moving cars.
9/11 is like genders.
There used to be two of them, and now it’s a touchy subject.
What is the difference between babies and dogs?
I don't eat dog parts.
How are babies and watermelons similar?
They are both fun to smash open with a sledgehammer and eat the insides.
Him: What's the difference between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com?
Her: What?
Him: Nothing, either way you will be dating your cousin.
Jesus walked, so Mohammad can fly.
What's the difference between a Catholic priest and a pedophile? There isn't a difference.
What's the difference between humans and bullets?
Humans miss John Lennon.
Screw anima!
Oh wait, that's called hentai.
"I heard a noise in the basement! I'm gonna go to my friend's house and play Minecraft with him until the noise I heard goes away."
"I heard a noise in the basement. I'm gonna go down there with a bazooka and thirty thousand rounds of pistol ammo and fifty thousand pistols."
Said no horror movie character ever.
And also GTA logic.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? One's made of plastic and dangerous for kids to play with, and the other carries groceries.
Q: What is the difference between a stripper and a bungee cord?
A: It's cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you're pretty much screwed.
American says: "US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai..."
Sardar ji says: "Accha, India me to shaadi.....Fe-mail se hoti hai...!!!"
Chuck Norris once put a plastic bag on his head, and the bag suffocated to death.
Chuck Norris once stared a basilisk in the eye, and it DIED!