Vs jokes
What's the difference between Axne and a priest??
One waits till you're 13 to come on your face.
Women have less rights than a NASCAR track.
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a train? The train will touch me.
What's the difference between your dad and the mailman? Nothing.
What's the difference between a cheater and your mom?
They both cheated!
What's the difference between a pizza and a guy you really hate?
One won't scream when you remove their meat.
What's the difference between you and the internet? People want a connection from the internet.
Wonder why the British are so good at chess? They have the queen.
Wonder why Americans are so bad at chess? They lost two towers.
What's the difference between your dad and cancer?
Cancer came back...
What do you call a child predator and an illegal immigrant? Alien vs. Predator.
What is the difference between a book and a Mexican?
One has papers.
What's the difference between a mole and a priest?
One will till your 13 to put hairs on your face.
What is the difference between an egg and you? An egg gets laid, and you don't.
What's the difference between an onion and a hooker?
I cry when I chop up onions.
I apologise for this joke lmfaooo, and you have probably heard this banger before, anyways; What is the difference between a priest and a zit? 👀 The zit waits till you are 13 to come on your face 🤧
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
What’s the difference between your mum and your nan?
Your nan's a GILF!
What's the difference between my basement and my garage?
One has a pile of babies' bodies; the other has their heads.
Q: What's the difference between Jesus and a picture?
A: One uses one nail to hang.
What's the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?
One is gigantic, the other is just a little lighter.