Vs jokes
What is the difference between chocolate and sex?
I would rather eat the chocolate first and then make love.
What's the difference between Jesus and a hooker?
The face you make when you nail them.
What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson likes little boys.
What's the difference between a drill and a priest?
Nothing, they both like screwing stuff!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What's the difference between Madeleine McCann and a boomerang?
The boomerang is guaranteed to come back.
Man: Die, potato!
Potato: *screams*
I like trains.
Kid: I like trains.
Man: No, wait!
Train: *kills man*
What’s the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What’s the difference between Jesus and Maddie McCann?
One had the last supper.
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?
Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.
"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing. Except at a funeral.
Me: If a skinny person goes skinny dipping, then what do fat people do?
My friend: Chunky dunks.
What's the difference between a magician and a chorus line?
The magician has a cunning array of stunts!
What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?
A rooster clucks defiance!
Depression hits harder than my dad.
What's the difference Michael Jackson and a play station have in common...
They're both plastic and kids turn them on.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?
A dog gets adopted.
What’s the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is ten kids in one container; morbid humor is one kid in ten containers.
What is the difference between a normal joke and a dad joke?
When it leaves and never comes back.