Vs jokes
What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?
Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself.
What's the difference between my dad cumming and cancer?
Nothing, they both stain.
Why was 10 scared?
Because 9/11 came flying in.
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor: 10 babies in one trash can.
Morbid humor: 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
What's the difference between a porn star and a mosquito?
One stops sucking when you smack it.
What is the difference between a redhead and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist!
What does a wife and a boombox have in common?
They only work when you beat them.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why did the cheetah always cheetah against the lion?
Because she knew the lion was always lion.
What’s the difference between Jesus and the toddler in my basement?
Jesus died a virgin.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What's the difference between a Ranga and a Brick?
A Brick can get laid.
What did the undershirt say to the T-shirt when they were fighting?
"If you don't shut up right now, you're gonna lose your shirt!!!"
Get it?
My sister thinks she's so smart. She said only an onion can make you cry, so I brought the belt out, and she started crying.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between a Lambo and 200 children in my basement? One screams; the children don't.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples are picked.