Visibility jokes
Your forehead is so big that it's visible on the world map!
Why can't I talk in the dark?
Because I'm anonymous.
Why do midgets have to wear a green bright jacket when crossing the road?
Because they will get turned into a pancake even more.
It's not funny, I know.
Why can't we see a camel?
Because it's camelflauged!
Teacher: "I'm sorry, but you got a 74 on the test."
Quiet Kid: "I'll show you my own 74."
Classroom: *visible panic*
Teacher: What month is it?
Quiet kid: AUG-ust.
Classroom: Visible concern.
What ankle is getting cut off of school? The lights.
I wish I could be as visible as my depression is.
The happier they get, the less they see.
What do you call a cow you can’t see?
Camooflauged.
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
He doesn't want to be spotted.
Why couldn’t anyone see the bird?
Because it was in da skies.
I tried to catch fog, but sadly, I missed.
What did John Cena say to the blind man? "YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
How does a cow become invisible? -- Through camooflage.
Will glass coffins be a success? -- Remains to be seen.