Violet Jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue, she is hot, but you're as ugly as poo.

Roses are black, violets are black.

I’m colorblind.

Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued; your blood was delectable, and so was the rest of you.

Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued oh how I wish I was dead so that I no longer have to brood.

Death would be a reprieve as I would no longer have to be true, and I would no longer have to be around any of you.

Roses are gay, violets are also gay. If you read, you are gay.

Roses are red, violets are not, everyone at Grant High School is probably a thot.

Roses are red, violets are black, I traded my son for 10 Big Macs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, How many bananas can I fit, Maybe two?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Everything is black, I can't see, can you?

Roses are red, violets are blue, You think violets are blue, what the hell is wrong with you?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Two gay lovers find out they are brothers.

There are 5 cows in a field. One of them is the mom, the rest are kids. One of the kids walked up to the mom and asked, "Why am I named Daisy?" and then a daisy fell on her head.

The second cow came up to the mom and asked, "Why am I named Rose?" and then a rose fell on her head. Then the 3rd cow said, "Why am I named Violet?" then a violet fell on her head. Then the 4th cow walked up and said, "Merrrbere." Then the mom said, "Shutup, cinder block!"

Okay, roses are red, violets are blue, Barney looks better than you.

Roses are dead, violets are dead. I am a bad gardener.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in the zoo, But don't you worry, I'll be there too, Not in a cage, but laughing at you!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The third one's for you.

Roses are red, Violets are twisted, Come back to my place, You might get fisted.

Roses are red, Violets are blue... I fucked your mother's ass, and she had you.

"Roses are red. Violets are red. My parents' bed is red. Oh shit, I set the house on fire!"

Roses are red, violets are blue, this poem doesn’t make sense, washing machine.