Roses are red, Violets are blue, God made me pretty, WHAT THE FRICK HAPPENED TO YOU?
Violet Jokes
Roses are red, violets are blue, I tell you, you look pretty, but all you do is look like a poo.
So last week I gave my blind friend a cheese grater. The next two weeks he told me that was the most violent book he has ever read.
Roses are red and violets are blue, my best friend is Sue, and she's blue, too.
(meaning sad)
Bf: "Roses are red, violets are blue, you're my bf and I luv you."
Gf: "I luv u too."
Bf: "But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, I heard you were cheating, I'll knock off your head."
Gf: "Ah, about that..."
Roses are red, violets are blue.
YOU HAVE AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE WAITING FOR YOU...
Roses are red, violets are blue, when I saw you I thought of the zoo and monkeys too!
Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red,
HOLY SHIT, MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, We're breaking up because I never loved you.
Roses are red, That much is true, But violets are purple, Not F***ing blue!
Roses are not always red, Violets are violet, not blue. Irises are never red, Petunias can be kinda blue.
What does this tell us 'cept you can't trust a poet to tell the truth.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know why I am still alive for you.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentine's Day, the side chick is you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, My heart is dead, I’m such a fool.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Cause comes near my Willy.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Fortnite is dead, so are you.
(I have no friends because all of my friends play Fortgay, just like my friends all of them are gay.)
Roses are blue, violets are blue.
What? Ohh, shit!!!!!! I hate having dyslexia!
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Once I'm done choking you,
You will be too.
Roses are red, violets are blue, that joke is old, just like you.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I know a pedophile,
And he says he knows you.
