Violence jokes
Your soul is black. I have 4 guns, little kid. Get in the van before I shoot you!
What sort of file turns a one inch hole into a two inch hole?
A pedophile.
How do Americans learn the metric system?
9mm at a time. The problem is sometimes it goes straight through their heads.
when is it normal to freeze before being raped?
when a policeman rapes you.
What's the difference between an onion and a baby?
One makes you cry when you cut it up.
How do you rape a feminist? Tell her you are a woman and she will let you do whatever. You won't even need to force it.
Here's a tip for cow tipping from TheRussianBadger.
"So if you see Otis from Barnyard, make sure you blast his ass from a distance!"
How do you put a baby in the blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?
How do you get it out? Tortilla chip.
The USA has school shootings. We Canadians have bus beheadings.
How many dead babies does it take to paint my room?
It depends how many bullets you have.
Don't break someone's heart because they only have one; instead, break their bones... they have 206.
What do you call a nine year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends how hard you throw them.
How do you rape someone? By forcing them to do it with you! Please comment! Bad or good! :)
Yes, sir.
Four big guys and they grab on my thighs. Blow up my guts like the 4th of July. If they keep fuckin' my butt then I might just cry. Poop and semen sprayin' on my eyes.
He lick my dick and the cum start sprayin'. Charging up my dick I'ma go super saiyan. When he cum the fuckin' booty I don't do much playing. Then I whispered in his ear, like hey are you stayin'? He said yeah I'm not leavin'.
I guess he George Floyd, cause always leavin'. Not breathin' he chew on my dick like a baby. That's teathin' I'm fuckin' a nigga I think it's named Steven. Hawkin' f*ck him 'til he ain't walkin', dick stone-cold call him BBC. Austin It's a booty massacre when I visit him in Boston. Bought him new titties I don't care what they costin'.
Bitch, hop on the dick do a split. Shout out Lil Baby. My dick is as real as it gets, I'm not fuckin' on him if he don't have tits. I'm catchin' his balls like my name Kyle Bitz.
There's four Big guys, they're grabin' on my thighs. They blow my guts like the 4th of July. If he keep fuckin' my butt then I might cry. There's poop and semen sprayin' on my eyes.
Yes sir, that is a fact tho, take out my dick slip it in his asshole. Swinging my dick through the air like a lasso. Painted his face like Apollo Pocasso (ugh). But I'm not a very good artist, f*ck 'em all good 'til that. Nigga farted planted my seeds in his ass like a garden. The way I play with balls, you should call me James Harden.
Yeah, DigBar is elite, there's four big guys and I'm takin' their meat. I eat the boy's butt, Then I chase him with skeet. And I charge for booty, I promise DigBar Isn't cheap. And I count dudes when I sleep, not sheep, get up in my sheets. And I'm beatin' on my meat.
Bitch. We got four big guys and they grab on my thighs. And they gon' bust on my eyes.
Why did everyone dislike Little Johnny at school?
'Cause he pierced everyone's livers with a .357 magnum.
Ooohhh look, an orphan! Let's go beat him up.
What’s the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari? I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
What's the difference between a Black person and a white person?
Black people don't shoot up schools.
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a blow dryer.