Violence jokes

When the school shooter asks the autistic kid which hostage he wants to rape, and he looks at you like 😋.

A lady runs into a police station and yells, "Help, help! I've been graped!"

A police officer says, "Do you mean raped?"

The girl then replies, "No, there was a bunch of 'em!"

Commander: "Fire a warning shot."

Soldier: "Sir, this is a M32 grenade launcher."

Commander: "Potato, potato, just fire."

Soldier: *fires M32 grenade launcher near a pre-school*

Commander: "They're trying to run, TAKE THEM DOWN!"

what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?

Debris.

I don't want to die alone... That is why I am working my way up to become a suicide bomber!

What do you do if you're ever attacked by a gang of clowns?

Go for the juggler!

When you're sitting in class and the quiet kid yells, "Lovely day, isn't it?" ... and you see a Glock shape in his pocket.

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off?

Everywhere.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

She had no arms.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Not Sally.

My doctor told me, "Time heals wounds."

So I stabbed him.

Now we wait...

What can you give a white person that you can't give to a black person?

A black eye.

What's worse than getting raped in a cemetery? Finding someone else's semen in your mom's corpse.

I once got raped. I was asking for it though.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies?

One at the bottom that's still alive.

What's worse than that?

It's forced to eat its way out.

What's even worse than that?

It comes back for seconds.

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He’s not breathing and his eyes are glazed.

The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.

“I think my friend is dead!” he yells. “What can I do?”

The operator says, “Calm down. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”

There’s a silence, then a shot. Back on the phone, the guy says, “OK, now what?”

Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?

So you can watch the expression on their face.

What did the woman do when the armed police officer raped her?

Freeze.

What's black, gold, and red all over?

Tupac in Vegas.

1 like = 1 more missile aimed at a hospital.

A brunette fought and didn't get raped.

A blonde thought and did get raped.

I talked to a future suicide bomber. I told him, "ISIS ain't got sh** on me because I planted a bomb and lived."