Video Game jokes
What's the difference between me and Elizabeth Afton?
Her dad always comes back.
Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.
Sans: What am I using?
A trom-bone!
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
What games do monks play a lot?
Among Us.
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Imagine playing Subway Surfers in real life.
The creator's son tried that!
(My friends said to post this. I accept no responsibility.)
Why couldn't the annoying dog get on Papyrus's nerves?
HE'S A SKELETON. HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY.
What is the difference between your dad and a video game?
Your dad doesn’t beat you.
Chuck Norris doesn't play video games. Video games play Chuck Norris.
My local hacker contacted me and told me that he hacked my computer.
I responded, “Show me proof.” He provided the username and password for my email account, bank account, video game accounts, and social media accounts. To be honest, that is the fastest “Forgot Password” procedure I’ve ever done.
Bully: You are ugly.
Me: You are so fat, you are the Call of Duty map.
What did the racist CoD player say to yo mama?
132.513.531.332
Why was Stephen Hawking so good at FIFA? He had 99 dribble.
A family of 3, a dad, a mom, and a 12 year old son are driving in the car when the dad says, “How about we play a little game of two truths and a lie? It’ll be fun.”
“Ok,” the mom and son reply happily.
“Let me start,” says the son.
“Ok, go ahead,” replies the mom.
“I hate video games, I hate school, and I love junk food,” says the son.
“Ooh ooh! You do love junk food, you do hate school, and you don’t hate video games,” says the mom.
“Your right!” He replies.
“I’ll go next,” says the dad. “I love your mom, you’re adopted, and my dad almost died in WWII.”
“Hmm... Your dad did not almost die in WWII, obviously I’m not adopted, and you do love my mom,” Says the son.
“The lie is the second on,” says the dad.
Why did Technoblade die?
He couldn't respawn in real life!
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can't defeat cancer!
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To make them feel wanted.
A kid tell me he was gonna f**k my mom on Fortnite! So I told him I was gonna double pump his mom until she was wet like moisty meyers.
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I have two eyes and am afraid of sex.
A Fortnite player.