Video Game jokes
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they like to feel wanted!
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
What's the difference between me and Elizabeth Afton?
Her dad always comes back.
Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.
"Among Us," dada.
Sans: What am I using?
A trom-bone!
Why does nobody know that an Octane is a Fennec in disguise?
They have the same hitbox.
I hate long plants. They make me Ivysaur. Hahahahahahaha Pokemon!
Q: Why does Pewdiepie prefer knives over guns?
A: Because knives don't have barrels.
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
I'll start: Monokuma.
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?
Therianarchy!
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
Why do orphans like to play GTA?
To be wanted.
What games do monks play a lot?
Among Us.
What does Sonic wear when he goes to the beach? A speedo.
What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
My local hacker contacted me and told me that he hacked my computer.
I responded, “Show me proof.” He provided the username and password for my email account, bank account, video game accounts, and social media accounts. To be honest, that is the fastest “Forgot Password” procedure I’ve ever done.
Bully: You are ugly.
Me: You are so fat, you are the Call of Duty map.
What did the racist CoD player say to yo mama?
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