Video Game jokes
I'll start: Monokuma.
Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.
"Among Us," dada.
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
Why do orphans like to play GTA?
To be wanted.
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
I hate long plants. They make me Ivysaur. Hahahahahahaha Pokemon!
What games do monks play a lot?
Among Us.
Doesn't having depersonalization mean that you're like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?
(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)
Why does nobody know that an Octane is a Fennec in disguise?
They have the same hitbox.
My local hacker contacted me and told me that he hacked my computer.
I responded, “Show me proof.” He provided the username and password for my email account, bank account, video game accounts, and social media accounts. To be honest, that is the fastest “Forgot Password” procedure I’ve ever done.
Bully: You are ugly.
Me: You are so fat, you are the Call of Duty map.
Why was Stephen Hawking so good at FIFA? He had 99 dribble.
A family of 3, a dad, a mom, and a 12 year old son are driving in the car when the dad says, “How about we play a little game of two truths and a lie? It’ll be fun.”
“Ok,” the mom and son reply happily.
“Let me start,” says the son.
“Ok, go ahead,” replies the mom.
“I hate video games, I hate school, and I love junk food,” says the son.
“Ooh ooh! You do love junk food, you do hate school, and you don’t hate video games,” says the mom.
“Your right!” He replies.
“I’ll go next,” says the dad. “I love your mom, you’re adopted, and my dad almost died in WWII.”
“Hmm... Your dad did not almost die in WWII, obviously I’m not adopted, and you do love my mom,” Says the son.
“The lie is the second on,” says the dad.
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why did Technoblade die?
He couldn't respawn in real life!
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can't defeat cancer!
Why do orphans play GTA?
To make them feel wanted.
A kid tell me he was gonna f**k my mom on Fortnite! So I told him I was gonna double pump his mom until she was wet like moisty meyers.
Like if you're not a gay.
Dislike if you're furry.
Repost if you HATE blacks.
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I have two eyes and am afraid of sex.
A Fortnite player.