If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.
What is a Mexican's favorite move in a video game?
Wall jumping.
Imagine playing Subway Surfers in real life.
The creator's son tried that!
(My friends said to post this. I accept no responsibility.)
My local hacker contacted me and told me that he hacked my computer.
I responded, “Show me proof.” He provided the username and password for my email account, bank account, video game accounts, and social media accounts. To be honest, that is the fastest “Forgot Password” procedure I’ve ever done.
Bully: You are ugly.
Me: You are so fat, you are the Call of Duty map.
What did the racist CoD player say to yo mama?
132.513.531.332
Why was Stephen Hawking so good at FIFA? He had 99 dribble.
A family of 3, a dad, a mom, and a 12 year old son are driving in the car when the dad says, “How about we play a little game of two truths and a lie? It’ll be fun.”
“Ok,” the mom and son reply happily.
“Let me start,” says the son.
“Ok, go ahead,” replies the mom.
“I hate video games, I hate school, and I love junk food,” says the son.
“Ooh ooh! You do love junk food, you do hate school, and you don’t hate video games,” says the mom.
“Your right!” He replies.
“I’ll go next,” says the dad. “I love your mom, you’re adopted, and my dad almost died in WWII.”
“Hmm... Your dad did not almost die in WWII, obviously I’m not adopted, and you do love my mom,” Says the son.
“The lie is the second on,” says the dad.
Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why did Technoblade die?
He couldn't respawn in real life!
Technoblade can defeat every Minecraft player, but he still can't defeat cancer!
Why do orphans play GTA?
To make them feel wanted.
A kid tell me he was gonna f**k my mom on Fortnite! So I told him I was gonna double pump his mom until she was wet like moisty meyers.
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I have two eyes and am afraid of sex.
A Fortnite player.
My friend: Hey, I got 15 kills!
Me: I got 60 kills!
My friend: I didn't know you played Call of Duty!
Me: What's Call of Duty?
I played Clash of Clans, and when I requested troops, all I got were some Muslim wall breakers.
You know you have twisted humor when you crack a smile when a Minecraft farmer says he separates the white sheep from the colored ones.
Hello, everybody, it's me, Mariplier, and today I'm going to be balling at Freddy's!
Why can't orphans play House Flipper?
'Cause they don't know what to do.
"Fortnite battlepass, I just shit out my ass."
Fortnite, Fortnite, did I mention Fortnite, Fortnite, Fortnite?
