Video Game jokes
gamer
Hey girl, are you a wizard? Because you cast lit in my Final Fantasy!
I would like to make a Minecraft joke...
It would be too plain.
Lucas is bronze 1 in RL.
Isn't having depersonalization mean that you like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?
(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)
Why is Sonic so fat? He eats too many chili dogs.
"1v1 me in Clash, you're trash, bro."
One thing you can ask Mario:
"Can you jump up and down for me?"
Murder: Wanna play a game?
Me: Ok (pulls out Xbox controller)
What does a French woman say when you ask her what her favorite video game is? "Oui, oui!"
Video game company names always make me make puns I didn't intend to.
Penis when sussy; bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bud buh dum boo dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum bfrhgtjkg buygubukbjkuhkbjub. AMOGUS (sus).
Tails: Hey, Sonic, do you need payback? Oh, you are not a fat hedgehog, you are a snail.
Sonic: But I'm a fat snail because Dr. Eggman turned me into a snail.
Tails: I don't trust you, fat snail.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
What do you play Fallout 4 with low health?
You Fallout.
My family is like Donkey Kong: a real pain in the ass.
Why do orphans love violent video games like GTA?
They never had parents to protect them from it.
Funniest Roblox Names I've heard:
ButtNugget123
Lil_RAT (user is actually Sillyowlbunny200)
baddasscarrot44
EggnogRat44
I miss my wife, Tails.
I suck on cups so START RUNNIN' CUPHEAD!