Video Game jokes
One thing you can ask Mario:
"Can you jump up and down for me?"
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Hey girl, are you a wizard? Because you cast lit in my Final Fantasy!
What made people mad?
Planes in Fortnite Battle Royale!
I would like to make a Minecraft joke...
It would be too plain.
I killed a Wood elf yesterday. The guard charged me with... mer-der.
Let me Lickitung until you Squirtle.
Why is Sonic so fat? He eats too many chili dogs.
Murder: Wanna play a game?
Me: Ok (pulls out Xbox controller)
What does a French woman say when you ask her what her favorite video game is? "Oui, oui!"
Video game company names always make me make puns I didn't intend to.
Penis when sussy; bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bud buh dum boo dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum bfrhgtjkg buygubukbjkuhkbjub. AMOGUS (sus).
Tails: Hey, Sonic, do you need payback? Oh, you are not a fat hedgehog, you are a snail.
Sonic: But I'm a fat snail because Dr. Eggman turned me into a snail.
Tails: I don't trust you, fat snail.
Why do orphans love violent video games like GTA?
They never had parents to protect them from it.
Funniest Roblox Names I've heard:
ButtNugget123
Lil_RAT (user is actually Sillyowlbunny200)
baddasscarrot44
EggnogRat44
I miss my wife, Tails.
I suck on cups so START RUNNIN' CUPHEAD!
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
What do you play Fallout 4 with low health?
You Fallout.
My family is like Donkey Kong: a real pain in the ass.