Video Game jokes
What you call suicide, I call a failed speedrun attempt.
Sans, why did you buy that pillow? Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, grhrh. Sans, you f**k! You wake the f**k up! Frisk comes to the room and ./. You tell Papyrus what happened. Hhhuh, human, heeheheheh. Sans didn't pick up his sock, so I punish him. Sans egjf.
"A N N O Y I N G - D O G - R O B - Y O U R - S A F E."
Why would Tommy kill Philza's wife just to make Phil believe she didn't exist?
LIKE AND SUB IF YOU LI/j
Like and comment if you play Fortnite!
My girlfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
Bully: You are ugly.
Me: You are so fat, you are the Call of Duty map.
Mario (DYM 150).
Why do orphans like to play Minecraft?
Because they like to have a home.
How can you compare a gay prostitute to Pacman?
They both get paid to eat 200 balls!
Sans: Zzzzzzzz.
Papyrus: SANS, WAKE UP!!
Sans: What is it, dude?
Papyrus: A human has fallen from the surface world!
Sans: And you gotta BONE to pick with 'em??
What did Bonnie say to Chica?
"Go kill yourself, dumbass bitch."
Papyrus: Sans! I heard that a HUMAN has fallen!
Sans: And you gotta bone to pick with 'em?
He plays Fortnite just to build walls.
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you take Kirby’s food, he will stab you.
"Creeper, aww man,"
"Today we back in the mine, got our pickaxe swinging from side to side, side, side to side."
What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
Pokemon
Fell Sans: Welp, you're BONED!
Fell Papyrus: DAMN YOU SANS!!!
Princess Peach is a BUM!