Video Game jokes
I went into a CS:Go lobby and all I heard for ten minutes straight was, "Act like you're hard, but your dad beat you harder."
A Snorlax was in a bar, and he was drinking beer when an Eevee and a Rockruff hopped onto a stool. The Eevee ordered an oran berry special for the both of them.
Snorlax: Y'all make the perfect couple.
Random Zorua: Dragonite, is it just an illusion, or is that Snorlax fatter than this region?
Why do orphans play GTA so much?
Because they can be wanted for once.
What do gay Minecraft players do?
Stare at their big blocks.
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
Why do orphans play GTA? Because they want to feel wanted.
What do you call a group of people who are interested in Nintendo monkeys?
A Kongregation.
GTA 6
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
"Among Us, Among Us, Among Us, Among Us, Among Us."
Come on guys, please let's play Roblox. My name is xX_robloxGamer420Po_Xx.
I miss my wife, Tails.
Why doesn’t Ganon search the web very often? Because there’s too many links.
Some kids at school made fun of me for playing Halo, so I gave them a halo.
Yo mama is so fat that she crushed her PlayStation profile.
You are so hairy, you starred in Donkey Kong before!
You call him the holy cross. I call it the rejected Smash character.
Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!
Penis when sussy; bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bud buh dum boo dum dum dum dum dum dum dum dum bfrhgtjkg buygubukbjkuhkbjub. AMOGUS (sus).
Why do orphans play Minecraft? Because they have no home.