Video Game jokes
Sans: What am I using?
A trom-bone!
What's the difference between me and Elizabeth Afton?
Her dad always comes back.
Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.
"Among Us," dada.
Doesn't having depersonalization mean that you're like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?
(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)
Memes
Chrome turns you into chrome, but there is a chrome back bling, and it does nothing to you.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
Sans: What do you have there?
Frisk: A KNIFE!
Sans: NOO!!!
What's that Pokemon that evolves into macargo?
Slugma.
Slugma dick.
Why do orphans like to play GTA?
To be wanted.
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
Why does nobody know that an Octane is a Fennec in disguise?
They have the same hitbox.
Why do tryhards use Fennecs? It looks better than the Octane.
I hate long plants. They make me Ivysaur. Hahahahahahaha Pokemon!
Q: Why does Pewdiepie prefer knives over guns?
A: Because knives don't have barrels.
What games do monks play a lot?
Among Us.
What is the difference between your dad and a video game?
Your dad doesn’t beat you.
Why couldn't the annoying dog get on Papyrus's nerves?
HE'S A SKELETON. HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY.
What is Jimmy Savile's favorite Roblox game?
"Undress to Impress."
What’s the difference between video games and my dad?
My dad doesn’t beat me.