Video Game jokes
Why is pounding your mom like playing video games?
Because once you start, you just can’t stop until you win!
Pacman
What do you get when you die in Undertale and go to Temmie Village?
DeterMIENATION
Tushar’s Fortnite skills.
Why did the Xbox player cross the road? To render in the buildings.
Guy: "My life is like a game, I should end it."
Guy 2: "Is it a hard life?"
Guy: "Yup"
Guy 2: "Then you can't kill yourself LOL"
Guy 3: "Hold on, I know a cheat code to finish the 'game'"
Once again, RIP Daniel Kyre, he actually died this day five years ago.
He attempted suicide Sep 16, and was in life support, till his parents made the tough decision of taking him off.
We will miss ya bud..... (cyndagoooooooo)
What were the Fortnite kid's last words? "I didn't know pumps are back in the game!"
What do you get when you combine a planet and an apple?
Mario.
Putin be like CSGO is much harder in real life!
Why do orphans like to play GTA?
Because it's the only time they are wanted.
What is an orphan’s favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me!
My friend: Hey, I got 15 kills!
Me: I got 60 kills!
My friend: I didn't know you played Call of Duty!
Me: What's Call of Duty?
Did the people of England see a "game over" sign in the sky when the queen died?
Why does Mini P.E.K.K.A. love pancakes? Because he is busy watching explicit content involving the Archers and Firecracker.
Why is Job good at Minecraft? Because he is noob, noob, noob, noob, noob. NOOB!
Who's the Roblox YouTuber that always sees Among Us and says "stupid"?
Dream: Speedruns Minecraft.
Technoblade: Speedruns Life.
The doctor said I would make it, but then Spider-Man came in holding a PS5.
So a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and he asks the bartender for a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink.
Minecraft YouTube, but I can sing Believer!
YouTube, but I'm making a first video in YouTube.
And I record all the Minecraft videos and upload.
Ooohh! To try it and upload. Ooohh!
I've been recorded to streaming, couple more sleeps to do the dreaming.
I finally get to the stronghold, and if you told me, you told me, you told me, you told me.
Place some more ender eyes, and it's time to big surprise.
It's time to kill the ender dragon, go into the...
END!
Take that crystal, take that crystal, Believer, Believer!
Knock him down, knock him down, Believer, Believer!
Axe it's head, axe it's head.
Axe it's head, defeat him.
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