Video Game

Video Game jokes

Burger

Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.

Fnaf

Doesn't having depersonalization mean that you're like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?

(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)

Chrome

Chrome turns you into chrome, but there is a chrome back bling, and it does nothing to you.

Fennec

Why does nobody know that an Octane is a Fennec in disguise?

They have the same hitbox.

Knife

Q: Why does Pewdiepie prefer knives over guns?

A: Because knives don't have barrels.

Dad

What is the difference between your dad and a video game?

Your dad doesn’t beat you.

Skeleton

Why couldn't the annoying dog get on Papyrus's nerves?

HE'S A SKELETON. HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY.

Game

What is Jimmy Savile's favorite Roblox game?

"Undress to Impress."