Video Game jokes
Chrome turns you into chrome, but there is a chrome back bling, and it does nothing to you.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
Doesn't having depersonalization mean that you're like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?
(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)
Sans: What do you have there?
Frisk: A KNIFE!
Sans: NOO!!!
Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!
What's that Pokemon that evolves into macargo?
Slugma.
Slugma dick.
What does Sonic wear when he goes to the beach? A speedo.
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they like to feel wanted!
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?
Therianarchy!
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
What's the difference between me and Elizabeth Afton?
Her dad always comes back.
Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.
Sans: What am I using?
A trom-bone!
"Among Us," dada.
I'll start: Monokuma.
Why does nobody know that an Octane is a Fennec in disguise?
They have the same hitbox.
Why do orphans like to play GTA?
To be wanted.
What Minecraft mob do autistic people relate to the most?
The Enderman.
Everyone becomes happy when they complete the last stage of the game.
But the cancer patients aren't.