Video Game jokes
Imagine playing Subway Surfers in real life.
The creator's son tried that!
(My friends said to post this. I accept no responsibility.)
What is a Mexican's favorite move in a video game?
Wall jumping.
Why does Sonic wear gloves? Because his hands are cold.
What does Sonic wear when he goes to the beach? A speedo.
Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.
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If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.
"If your enemy is kicking your ass, blame it on the lag."
-- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Why is it wrong to drive around in a van offering children candy?
Because you’ll have more success if you give out video games!
What’s the difference between video games and my dad?
My dad doesn’t beat me.
What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
What's that Pokemon that evolves into macargo?
Slugma.
Slugma dick.
Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!
Sans: What do you have there?
Frisk: A KNIFE!
Sans: NOO!!!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
Chrome turns you into chrome, but there is a chrome back bling, and it does nothing to you.
Q: Why does Pewdiepie prefer knives over guns?
A: Because knives don't have barrels.
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they like to feel wanted!
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?
Therianarchy!
What's the difference between me and Elizabeth Afton?
Her dad always comes back.