Video Game jokes
An orphan's favorite Roblox game is Adopt Me.
Ur hairline is like a Fortnite map at the start of a new season waiting to be identified.
What does a computer scientist do when someone tries to fight him?
He waves his arms like a space invader.
Yo mama is so fat that she crushed her PlayStation profile.
How did black people learn to steal sports cars?
By playing GTA nonstop.
Mom, where are we going?
To your grandma's funeral.
Yeah, 'cause I 360 no-scoped that b*tch in the face.
"If your enemy is kicking your ass, blame it on the lag."
-- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Imagine playing Subway Surfers in real life.
The creator's son tried that!
(My friends said to post this. I accept no responsibility.)
Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!
What’s the difference between video games and my dad?
My dad doesn’t beat me.
What Minecraft mob do autistic people relate to the most?
The Enderman.
Everyone becomes happy when they complete the last stage of the game.
But the cancer patients aren't.
Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.
What's that Pokemon that evolves into macargo?
Slugma.
Slugma dick.
Why does Sonic wear gloves? Because his hands are cold.
What is a Mexican's favorite move in a video game?
Wall jumping.
Chrome turns you into chrome, but there is a chrome back bling, and it does nothing to you.
Doesn't having depersonalization mean that you're like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?
(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
Sans: What do you have there?
Frisk: A KNIFE!
Sans: NOO!!!