Video Game jokes
Anyone play Roblox?
I made a 3D game about a depressed, self-harming goth. It's mostly unskippable cutscenes.
Time for a random Terraria joke.
Q: Why did the guide die at his house?
A: The player dropped his doll in the lava.
(WALL OF FLESH HAS AWOKEN) :| Oh crap!
What is an orphanage's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
Papyrus: I hate you, Frisk.
Frisk: This is why Mettaton doesn't fucking love you.
Sans: Kid, I will kill you.
Papyrus: (Remembers something) That's why you don't have a lover, you lonely giraffe!
Me if Ruv was real:
I see you guys have SANS-ational jokes!
What is a type of cancer that:
Affects you. Is caused by a device. Is annoying. People won't stop talking about it?
Easy, the answer is Fortnite.
Doom is eternal.
I have an announcement, Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife and he said he dick was this big and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com. Shadow, u got a small dick it looks like this walnut except way smaller.
I just beat the Hollow Knight and found it takes 26 hours to beat it, but it took me 69 hours to beat it.
Who needs sex when they have Valorant?
I got an Xbox achievement the other day. It said "Trash Master," and everyone looked at me at the funeral.
Donald Trump: "I play Fortnite just to build walls."
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
"1v1 me bitch!"
Bully: You are ugly.
Me: You are so fat, you are the Call of Duty map.
Friend: Want to play Fall Guys?
Friend 2: Yup.
Friend: Ok, so let me ju- wait, where are you going?
Friend 2: I'm gonna jump off.
Friend: Why?
Friend 2: We are playing Fall Guys, right?
Why can’t an orphan play online games?
They don’t have their parents' input.
Roses are red, violets are blue, if you take Kirby’s food, he will stab you.
Fortnite is like America... At one time it was good and free. Now it's neither.