Video Game jokes
"Fortnite battlepass, I just shit out my ass."
Fortnite, Fortnite, did I mention Fortnite, Fortnite, Fortnite?
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Who likes Fortnite? Gwen Stacy is in the game, let's goooooo! I love her!
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.
Why can't orphans play House Flipper?
'Cause they don't know what to do.
Fortnite is good.
(Awesome joke, right?)
Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?
Because they like to floss.
I bought my son an Xbox in 2017. It’s now 2018, and I’m still waiting for him to open it.
Yo mama is so fat, when she sat on Black Temple, it became Sunken Temple.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
Why can't orphans have a five-star GTA because they're not wanted?
When red do be sus, though.
A family of 3, a dad, a mom, and a 12 year old son are driving in the car when the dad says, “How about we play a little game of two truths and a lie? It’ll be fun.”
“Ok,” the mom and son reply happily.
“Let me start,” says the son.
“Ok, go ahead,” replies the mom.
“I hate video games, I hate school, and I love junk food,” says the son.
“Ooh ooh! You do love junk food, you do hate school, and you don’t hate video games,” says the mom.
“Your right!” He replies.
“I’ll go next,” says the dad. “I love your mom, you’re adopted, and my dad almost died in WWII.”
“Hmm... Your dad did not almost die in WWII, obviously I’m not adopted, and you do love my mom,” Says the son.
“The lie is the second on,” says the dad.
What did the two crewmates say when they were hanging on a rope? Polus up!
In Mario, it is called a Zoomba, but if it was real, it would be a boomba.
Gaming, uh?
Why did the bean play Fortnite?
Because it had a beantroller.
"1v1 me in Clash, you're trash, bro."
I have two eyes and am afraid of sex.
A Fortnite player.