Video Game jokes
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
What's the difference between me and Elizabeth Afton?
Her dad always comes back.
Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.
Sans: What am I using?
A trom-bone!
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?
Therianarchy!
Memes
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What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they like to feel wanted!
Why does Sonic wear gloves? Because his hands are cold.
What does Sonic wear when he goes to the beach? A speedo.
What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.
Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!
What's that Pokemon that evolves into macargo?
Slugma.
Slugma dick.
Why does nobody know that an Octane is a Fennec in disguise?
They have the same hitbox.
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
I hate long plants. They make me Ivysaur. Hahahahahahaha Pokemon!
Q: Why does Pewdiepie prefer knives over guns?
A: Because knives don't have barrels.
Why do orphans like to play GTA?
To be wanted.
What games do monks play a lot?
Among Us.
Mom, where are we going?
To your grandma's funeral.
Yeah, 'cause I 360 no-scoped that b*tch in the face.