Video Game jokes
Why is it wrong to drive around in a van offering children candy?
Because you’ll have more success if you give out video games!
What’s the difference between video games and my dad?
My dad doesn’t beat me.
Imagine playing Subway Surfers in real life.
The creator's son tried that!
(My friends said to post this. I accept no responsibility.)
Ur hairline is like a Fortnite map at the start of a new season waiting to be identified.
If your controller ever dies, remember those people that died on the submersible.
An orphan's favorite Roblox game is Adopt Me.
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
I hate long plants. They make me Ivysaur. Hahahahahahaha Pokemon!
Q: Why does Pewdiepie prefer knives over guns?
A: Because knives don't have barrels.
Why does nobody know that an Octane is a Fennec in disguise?
They have the same hitbox.
Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!
Doesn't having depersonalization mean that you're like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?
(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)
Sans: What do you have there?
Frisk: A KNIFE!
Sans: NOO!!!
Why does Sonic wear gloves? Because his hands are cold.
What does Sonic wear when he goes to the beach? A speedo.
What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
What's that Pokemon that evolves into macargo?
Slugma.
Slugma dick.
What is a Mexican's favorite move in a video game?
Wall jumping.
"If your enemy is kicking your ass, blame it on the lag."
-- Sun Tzu, The Art of War
Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.