Video Game jokes
What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.
What does Sonic wear when he goes to the beach? A speedo.
Wheelchair soccer is just IRL Rocket League. Change my mind.
Your hairline is so far back, it makes the Giant from Clash of Clans jealous!
What's that Pokemon that evolves into macargo?
Slugma.
Slugma dick.
Memes
Why do orphans like to play GTA?
To be wanted.
Why does nobody know that an Octane is a Fennec in disguise?
They have the same hitbox.
Why do tryhards use Fennecs? It looks better than the Octane.
Pokemon: What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
Doesn't having depersonalization mean that you're like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?
(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)
Sans: What do you have there?
Frisk: A KNIFE!
Sans: NOO!!!
Chrome turns you into chrome, but there is a chrome back bling, and it does nothing to you.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
I hate long plants. They make me Ivysaur. Hahahahahahaha Pokemon!
Q: Why does Pewdiepie prefer knives over guns?
A: Because knives don't have barrels.
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they like to feel wanted!
"Among Us," dada.
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?
Therianarchy!
I'll start: Monokuma.