Video Game jokes
Why is it wrong to drive around in a van offering children candy?
Because you’ll have more success if you give out video games!
Imagine playing Subway Surfers in real life.
The creator's son tried that!
(My friends said to post this. I accept no responsibility.)
Why couldn't the annoying dog get on Papyrus's nerves?
HE'S A SKELETON. HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY.
Ur hairline is like a Fortnite map at the start of a new season waiting to be identified.
Doesn't having depersonalization mean that you're like the animatronics off of FNAF/Five Nights at Freddy's?
(If you don't know what depersonalization is, look it up.)
Memes
Sans: What do you have there?
Frisk: A KNIFE!
Sans: NOO!!!
Chrome turns you into chrome, but there is a chrome back bling, and it does nothing to you.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
"Among Us," dada.
I'll start: Monokuma.
Why do orphans like Minecraft? So they can build a home...
But a creeper blows it up.
What's the difference between me and Elizabeth Afton?
Her dad always comes back.
Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.
Sans: What am I using?
A trom-bone!
If Opposition Expunged thought he was an animal, what would Thearchy be called?
Therianarchy!
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they like to feel wanted!
Why does Sonic wear gloves? Because his hands are cold.
What does Sonic wear when he goes to the beach? A speedo.
What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.